Important message to all captains from Bdu medical teams.*Swine Flu alert*

SpeedyPC · 05-01-09, 08:35 AM

And stay right away from women! sorry men the German Navy doesn't need sex before out to sea and coming home from patrol.

Brag · 05-01-09, 02:01 PM

On my boat farting is prohibited after eating sausages.

Gaijin · 05-01-09, 04:02 PM

On my boat, farting+sausages = Torpedo LOS!

kaptkirkU4467 · 05-01-09, 09:45 PM

Whats next...hamster flu?

Torplexed · 05-01-09, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by kaptkirkU4467

Whats next...hamster flu?

Or Rigelian fever kaptain.

Kpt. Lehmann · 05-01-09, 10:35 PM

Next year it will be 'Donkey Flu!'

HEEEHAWWW!

In my city, the News media continuously claims that "X-ammount" of people here have been infected with the swine flu.

Meanwhile, I deal with emergency department doctors, surgeons, and nurses numerous times daily... who are now required to screen any patient showing cold or flu-like symptoms...

... and there is not a SINGLE CONFIRMED CASE of the swine flu here in a community of 200,000 people.

Also, compared with the morbidity and mortality demographics of the common flu... I'm not impressed with the swine flu.

Seems to me that the media simply needed its next greatest breaking story.

Idiocy at its best.

To make matters worse... everyone who starts to feel a little 'swiney' or 'oinky' is going to the phone and jabbing out 911 like crazy... tying up emergency vehicles needed for true emergencies.

Take a deep breath everybody! The vertebral columns of emregency medical personnel are perishable items!

< Takes another bite of ham/pork-chop/bacon/hot-dog sandwich... Mmmm! Salteh!!!

>

Paul Riley · 05-02-09, 03:52 AM

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Originally Posted by kaptkirkU4467

Whats next...hamster flu?

How about turkey flu *gobble gobble*

05-01-09, 02:01 PM	#2
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05-01-09, 10:35 PM	#6
Kpt. Lehmann GWX Project Director Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: The Republic of Texas Posts: 6,996 Downloads: 124 Uploads: 0	Next year it will be 'Donkey Flu!' *HEEEHAWWW!* In my city, the News media continuously claims that "X-ammount" of people here have been infected with the swine flu. Meanwhile, I deal with emergency department doctors, surgeons, and nurses numerous times daily... who are now required to screen any patient showing cold or flu-like symptoms... ... and there is not a SINGLE CONFIRMED CASE of the swine flu here in a community of 200,000 people. Also, compared with the morbidity and mortality demographics of the common flu... I'm not impressed with the swine flu. Seems to me that the media simply needed its next greatest breaking story. Idiocy at its best. To make matters worse... everyone who starts to feel a little 'swiney' or 'oinky' is going to the phone and jabbing out *911* like crazy... tying up emergency vehicles needed for true emergencies. Take a deep breath everybody! The vertebral columns of emregency medical personnel are perishable items! < Takes another bite of ham/pork-chop/bacon/hot-dog sandwich... Mmmm! Salteh!!! > __________________ www.thegreywolves.com All you need is good men. - Heinrich Lehmann-Willenbrock

05-01-09, 08:35 AM	#1
SpeedyPC Officer Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 241 Downloads: 67 Uploads: 0	And stay right away from women! sorry men the German Navy doesn't need sex before out to sea and coming home from patrol.