Important message to all captains from Bdu medical teams.*Swine Flu alert*

Sea Hawk · 04-30-09, 06:50 PM

Eat as much pork as you like.
Leave the hatches open, sunbathe on the deck, breathe in unadulterated fresh air and you will be fine.

Just don’t go any where near land.
Don’t meet any other people not on your boat.
Don’t dock with any Milch Cows.

If any of your crew has just got back from the pig breeders convention in Mexico then you’ve had it already.

Stock up on tissues, Vick, and paracetamol.

Don’t ask me what to do when you run out of fuel, food, torpedoes, fresh water etc. Hopefully by then the pandemic will be over, and you can look forward to the winter flu season.

(I’m a GP in my free time from silent hunting)

Paul Riley · 04-30-09, 07:46 PM

Dirty buggers,don't ask me what they have been doing with the pigs for it to get into the human chain.

Its like Aids in Africa,I reckon all this has been genetically engineered,as a sort of population control.Nothing surprises me in this screwed world anymore.
I know one thing,Bdu had better not send us anywhere near central America any time soon! we were looking forward to some latin crumpet too,we've never tried em before,great with butter,crumpets

FIREWALL · 04-30-09, 08:42 PM

My whole crew is infected. And it isn't the swine flu.

A shot of penicillin in the stern will fix them all up.

Paul Riley · 05-01-09, 06:06 AM

Hanomag · 05-01-09, 08:16 AM

Thank God.... the traffic in port will finally lighten up...

SpeedyPC · 05-01-09, 08:35 AM

And stay right away from women! sorry men the German Navy doesn't need sex before out to sea and coming home from patrol.

Brag · 05-01-09, 02:01 PM

On my boat farting is prohibited after eating sausages.

04-30-09, 06:50 PM	#1
Sea Hawk Loader Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Warrington Posts: 88 Downloads: 15 Uploads: 0	Eat as much pork as you like. Leave the hatches open, sunbathe on the deck, breathe in unadulterated fresh air and you will be fine. Just don’t go any where near land. Don’t meet any other people not on your boat. Don’t dock with any Milch Cows. If any of your crew has just got back from the pig breeders convention in Mexico then you’ve had it already. Stock up on tissues, Vick, and paracetamol. Don’t ask me what to do when you run out of fuel, food, torpedoes, fresh water etc. Hopefully by then the pandemic will be over, and you can look forward to the winter flu season. (I’m a GP in my free time from silent hunting) __________________ "engage the enemy more closely" Admiral Horatio Nelson 21/10/1805 Trafalgar

04-30-09, 07:46 PM	#2
Paul Riley Ocean Warrior Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Sheffield, England Posts: 2,679 Downloads: 165 Uploads: 0	Dirty buggers,don't ask me what they have been doing with the pigs for it to get into the human chain. Its like Aids in Africa,I reckon all this has been genetically engineered,as a sort of population control.Nothing surprises me in this screwed world anymore. I know one thing,Bdu had better not send us anywhere near central America any time soon! we were looking forward to some latin crumpet too,we've never tried em before,great with butter,crumpets __________________ Best Patrol: 10 merchants + HMS Nelson for 68.056 Tonnes

04-30-09, 08:42 PM	#3
FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	My whole crew is infected. And it isn't the swine flu. A shot of penicillin in the stern will fix them all up. __________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

05-01-09, 06:06 AM	#4
Paul Riley Ocean Warrior Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Sheffield, England Posts: 2,679 Downloads: 165 Uploads: 0	__________________ Best Patrol: 10 merchants + HMS Nelson for 68.056 Tonnes

05-01-09, 08:16 AM	#5
Hanomag Grey Wolf Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: LI NY Posts: 964 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Thank God.... the traffic in port will finally lighten up... __________________ "Only if I can save first..."

05-01-09, 08:35 AM	#6
SpeedyPC Officer Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 241 Downloads: 67 Uploads: 0	And stay right away from women! sorry men the German Navy doesn't need sex before out to sea and coming home from patrol.

05-01-09, 02:01 PM	#7
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	On my boat farting is prohibited after eating sausages. __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/