The Bilge

[Armistead]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

I hear you have the same problem with the ladies and your apostrophe key.

it's not that i can't, it's that i don't care anymore with this phone. i find it easier not to cap, use punc, anything. maybe im just getting lazy. the wifes play button hardly works anymore either. we opened a grooming shop and kennel for her as a business not long ago and shes working 12 hour days, comes home bitchy and tired, but i enjoy having the den to myself until about 8.

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Armistead

it's not that i can't, it's that i don't care anymore with this phone. i find it easier not to cap, use punc, anything. maybe im just getting lazy. the wifes play button hardly works anymore either. we opened a grooming shop and kennel for her as a business not long ago and shes working 12 hour days, comes home bitchy and tired, but i enjoy having the den to myself until about 8.

Well, you do what you gotta do to keep the other half happy.

You could always cite, "This is what you wanted Honey." Then go sleep on the couch.

Mine went into panic mode right after we euthanized the dog and she's already gone and bought a replacement. Even though I suggested we take a nice long vacation from the care and feeding of a dog. We still have the damned cat after all! She chose a 6 week old Brittany Spaniel pup. It arrives this Saturday. Crap!

She even had the audacity to suggest not having this one spayed and breeding her.
I said; "Now you're pushing your luck."

[Armistead]

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Armistead

What a bargain!
Cash, check or money order?

[Armistead]

Wife says cash only and she comes with the deal, her dogs, bills, etc....Son is almost 18, so hopefully you'll only have to deal with him another 10 years

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Armistead

Wife says cash only and she comes with the deal, her dogs, bills, etc....Son is almost 18, so hopefully you'll only have to deal with him another 10 years

Only if you have a hefty payout on your life insurance. I won't need to deal with your offspring, since I'll be spending at least ten years in the slammer, guarding my bunga. Wife 2.0 still has one living at home. He just turned 34. Maybe I'll try the two for one special. I even provided her with an out that she stabbed me in the back on and let the worthless goober come back.

[Wolferz]

Buy her a butter churn. Hopefully she'll get the idea...eventually.