The Bilge - Page 21

Armistead · 08-27-14, 04:47 PM

well, there's always facebook.....you can join the blonde wars

Wolferz · 08-27-14, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Armistead

well, there's always facebook.....you can join the blonde wars

Uh-uh, The NSA is watching that place, Like every other goody two shoes and nosey buttinski on the planet who think they can judge people by what they and their friends and family post to your profile page.
Facebook is the harbinger of the Idiocracy.

I haven't been blonde since I turned six.

Edit: Here's what Facebook can do for you and the kind of response you will get from a so called Christian school...
http://news.msn.com/us/video?videoid...a-1f9212898d8c

The Idiocracy is gathering momentum by the second.

Wolferz · 08-31-14, 09:29 PM

I think the NSA is on to us or Google has begun their Nanny attack.
Every time I compose an excellent post or a reply, my browser....
404
Edit:

As I was saying...
404

Edit:
Damn it!

Armistead · 08-31-14, 11:32 PM

maybe it's just you..

Aktungbby · 09-01-14, 12:34 AM

[QUOTE=Wolferz;2236441]Depends on how thick your beer goggles are./QUOTE]

NO NO! It's just proof there is a god! He made eyelids that close and darkness for 1/2 the day...YOU NEVER Have to actually LOOK! Throw in the clothespin Armistead wears on his nose and that pretty well accounts for most of the true love on this overbreeding mudball!...."and I'll respect you in the morning you ol' NAG if I live through the night."

Wolferz · 09-01-14, 06:07 AM

Welcome back Aktungbby. I see they let you out of the brig.

What were you in for

Flickin' a booga on some high muckety muck?

Armistead · 09-01-14, 09:37 AM

I hope they let you take your bilge oil lube can into the brig.....

Wolferz · 09-01-14, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Armistead

I hope they let you take your bilge oil lube can into the brig.....

He might need a post incarceration rectal exam.
Got your gloves ready?

Armistead · 09-01-14, 10:40 AM

you know how we do it in the bilge...

Aktungbby · 09-01-14, 02:20 PM

I'll be 'grate'ful for any attention you can render my gandu in these circumstances. My 'pucker factor' shudders at the concept...some lite reading

Wolferz · 09-01-14, 02:45 PM

Note: Substitute Brainy with the name Armistead.

Armistead · 09-01-14, 10:19 PM

I cant get the play button to work....

Jimbuna · 09-02-14, 05:48 AM

Post of the day.

Wolferz · 09-02-14, 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Armistead

I cant get the play button to work....

I hear you have the same problem with the ladies and your apostrophe key.

Armistead · 09-02-14, 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolferz

I hear you have the same problem with the ladies and your apostrophe key.

it's not that i can't, it's that i don't care anymore with this phone. i find it easier not to cap, use punc, anything. maybe im just getting lazy. the wifes play button hardly works anymore either. we opened a grooming shop and kennel for her as a business not long ago and shes working 12 hour days, comes home bitchy and tired, but i enjoy having the den to myself until about 8.

08-27-14, 04:47 PM	#301
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	well, there's always facebook.....you can join the blonde wars __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

08-31-14, 09:29 PM	#303
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Ruh Roh Raggy! I think the NSA is on to us or Google has begun their Nanny attack. Every time I compose an excellent post or a reply, my browser.... 404 Edit: As I was saying... 404 Edit: Damn it! __________________ Tomorrow never comes

08-31-14, 11:32 PM	#304
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	maybe it's just you.. __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

09-01-14, 12:34 AM	#305
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 30,150 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	[QUOTE=Wolferz;2236441]Depends on how thick your beer goggles are./QUOTE] NO NO! It's just proof there is a god! He made eyelids that close and darkness for 1/2 the day...YOU NEVER Have to actually LOOK! Throw in the clothespin Armistead wears on his nose and that pretty well accounts for most of the true love on this overbreeding mudball!...."and I'll respect you in the morning you ol' NAG if I live through the night." __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

09-01-14, 06:07 AM	#306
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Welcome back Aktungbby. I see they let you out of the brig. What were you in for Flickin' a booga on some high muckety muck? __________________ Tomorrow never comes

09-01-14, 09:37 AM	#307
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	I hope they let you take your bilge oil lube can into the brig..... __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

09-01-14, 10:40 AM	#309
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	you know how we do it in the bilge... __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

09-01-14, 02:20 PM	#310
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 30,150 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	I'll be 'grate'ful for any attention you can render my gandu in these circumstances. My 'pucker factor' shudders at the concept...some lite reading __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

09-01-14, 02:45 PM	#311
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Game night on The Bilge... Note: Substitute Brainy with the name Armistead. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

09-01-14, 10:19 PM	#312
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	I cant get the play button to work.... __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

09-02-14, 05:48 AM	#313
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,380 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Post of the day. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!