The Bilge

Armistead · 09-02-14, 01:28 PM

Wolferz · 09-02-14, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

What a bargain!
Cash, check or money order?

Armistead · 09-02-14, 02:16 PM

Wife says cash only and she comes with the deal, her dogs, bills, etc....Son is almost 18, so hopefully you'll only have to deal with him another 10 years

Wolferz · 09-02-14, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Wife says cash only and she comes with the deal, her dogs, bills, etc....Son is almost 18, so hopefully you'll only have to deal with him another 10 years

Only if you have a hefty payout on your life insurance.

I won't need to deal with your offspring, since I'll be spending at least ten years in the slammer, guarding my bunga.

Wife 2.0 still has one living at home. He just turned 34.

Maybe I'll try the two for one special. I even provided her with an out that she stabbed me in the back on and let the worthless goober come back.

Wolferz · 09-02-14, 03:49 PM

Buy her a butter churn. Hopefully she'll get the idea...eventually.

Armistead · 09-02-14, 04:36 PM

my wife thinks great sex makes up for everything.....like I'm that shallow...

Aktungbby · 09-02-14, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Well, you do what you gotta do to keep the other half happy.

WHA.....!!! HALF? you mean the other 7/8th ...don't you? I settled for food and getting to colonoscopy appointments on time...

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Originally Posted by Armistead

my wife thinks great sex makes up for everything.....like I'm that shallow...

OMG! As opposed to banal or mundane sex??? Man I learn so much just sitting at your knee..I pray you...enlighten me! I don't seem to have ever known the difference

09-02-14, 01:28 PM	#1
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	__________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

09-02-14, 02:16 PM	#3
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Wife says cash only and she comes with the deal, her dogs, bills, etc....Son is almost 18, so hopefully you'll only have to deal with him another 10 years __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

09-02-14, 03:49 PM	#5
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Here's an idea for you, Armistead... Buy her a butter churn. Hopefully she'll get the idea...eventually. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

09-02-14, 04:36 PM	#6
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	my wife thinks great sex makes up for everything.....like I'm that shallow... __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.