The Bilge

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Armistead

Great, it's been a long time....Am I the Captain, Exec....I'll be sure to do a complete report..

No such thing as a new Narwhal in 44....{BTW, can you make it a S class, don't have many Narwhal SS}

It's a Narwhal. A well used Narwhal.

You want an S boat because you have loads of pictures?

Shaazzaam! Lousy pig boat!

You get second chair this trip and I'll call you number two and you can tell me; "number one, take a number two."

It beats being a red shirt so don't complain.

Originally Posted by Tango589

Ooh, ooh, ooh, can I blow the ships whistle when we leave?

What whistle? Wee doan NEED no Steenking wheestle!
We usually let Armistead fart us out of port.
Do you really want to put on the big sailor pants and pull THAT finger?


Lady and gentlemen. Please observe that the captain has turned on the NO SMOKING, NO OPEN LIGHTS, NO BREATHING signs.


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[Armistead]

Yes Sar!

Crew has been transported to new ship Sir..
Gear and crew secured.
Torpedoes being loaded Sir
Repairs complete Sir.

Sir, we're bringing Donna, we've cut her hair and with her hairy legs and chest, I think she'll pass as a mess boy Sir...

Bringing Wern's remains for burial at sea...Sir.

I suggest we test the guns, Sir?

We're scheduled for our shakedown cruise tomorrow Sir.

and

[Wolferz]

Socko will have his eye on you.

[Armistead]

haha....forgot all about Socko..

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Armistead

haha....forgot all about Socko..

He hides in your sock drawer... Sockoflage.

Keep a close eye on the tools. We don't need any sockotage.

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Armistead

Yes Sar!

Crew has been transported to new ship Sir..
Gear and crew secured.
Torpedoes being loaded Sir
Repairs complete Sir.

Sir, we're bringing Donna, we've cut her hair and with her hairy legs and chest, I think she'll pass as a mess boy Sir...

Bringing Wern's remains for burial at sea...Sir.

I suggest we test the guns, Sir?

We're scheduled for our shakedown cruise tomorrow Sir.

and

Really?

Doesn't look it. Oh wait, Donna got a whiff of your fog horn vapors.

Take us down and wash that puke off the decks.

[Tango589]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

We usually let Armistead fart us out of port.
Do you really want to put on the big sailor pants and pull THAT finger?

Only if I can wear a standard issue gas-mask.

[Aktungbby]

ARMISTEAD:....forgot all about Socko.

. And just so the Sockorat is clear on his duties...and how high he can and should go! http://www.avclub.com/article/nixon-gets-socked-in-ilaugh-inis-most-famous-and-i-84881 Make sure NO ONE forgets

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Aktungbby

. And just so the Sockorat is clear on his duties...and how high he can and should go! http://www.avclub.com/article/nixon-gets-socked-in-ilaugh-inis-most-famous-and-i-84881 Make sure NO ONE forgets

Good old Sock it to me Tricky Dicky. Successfully got the milhouse away using a Ford.

Not the same Socko unfortunately. Socko doesn't have that much ambition, He's content causing problems where there should be none. Sort of the submarine version of a gremlin with a really nasty disposition.

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

Not the same Socko unfortunately. Socko doesn't have that much ambition, He's content causing problems where there should be none. Sort of the submarine version of a gremlin with a really nasty disposition.

Socko eh? Brings back a few distant memories from the zoo.

[Wolferz]

Oh Cod!
There he is!

I want hourly checks on the escape trunk and the life raft.
None of us wants to get Tambor198'ed. That's like getting Munsoned, minus the ball return.

[Jimbuna]

I saw what you did

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

I saw what you did

Your word against mine.
I'd better call Saul.

[Armistead]

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

I saw what you did

If he did something, deleted it, but you saw it....isn't it still a bannable offense at your discretion? I know..some may see it as petty, but you know how these things start. I'm sure many would stand by you if you felt the need to take action...