What will the Swiss think of next!!

[Wolferz]

On the one hand marriage is justified by the love and companionship that springs from it. Would it work to get a dog and still go to Switzerland?

Yeah I suppose it would... with one caveat. The dog will require a lot of peanut butter.

On the other hand the prostitute will never tell you she has a headache.

Sure she could but she'd have to give you your money back.

I think we'd all be better off with Rosie Palm and her five sisters.