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Aktungbby
12-26-24, 02:16 PM
:nope:

Catfish
12-26-24, 02:19 PM
Lol
Where is Steed? Anyone knows? :hmmm:

Jimbuna
12-26-24, 02:23 PM
Probably at McDonald's enjoying a 'Happy Meal' :)

Aktungbby
12-26-24, 02:27 PM
Probably at McDonald's enjoying a 'Happy Meal' :)...that'd give me a heart attack!:shucks::timeout::oops::dead:

Jimbuna
12-26-24, 02:29 PM
...that'd give me a heart attack!:shucks::timeout::oops::dead:

I truthfully can't remember how long ago it was when I last had one :hmmm:

Aktungbby
12-26-24, 02:32 PM
I truthfully can't remember how long ago it was when I last had one :hmmm:The secret of septuagenarianship is remembering that everything you like is probably bad for yaz!:doh::wah:

Eichhörnchen
12-26-24, 02:41 PM
I truthfully can't remember how long ago it was when I last had one :hmmm:

Wot, a McDonalds or a heart attack?

Aktungbby
12-26-24, 06:26 PM
Wot, a McDonalds or a heart attack?

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/p/AF1QipOgCT9Ouz77DFBsu3LUbsPqxKuDhmCtBSmpIgZJ=s680-w680-h510 https://s3-media0.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/DchvJgOrJHzSKQ-DCWuUiQ/348s.jpg:timeout::oops::dead:https://img.restaurantguru.com/r9aa-menu-Heart-Attack-Grill-2022-10.jpg

Eichhörnchen
12-26-24, 06:29 PM
https://i.imgur.com/gCauGnN.jpeg 5 POINTS

Aktungbby
12-26-24, 06:34 PM
whack!https://media1.tenor.com/m/P6JjY9l_5UIAAAAd/eating-grocery.gif< making an old guy wait 4 hours for 5 points is elder abuse any Scrooge would be proud of!:O:

Eichhörnchen
12-26-24, 07:18 PM
https://i.imgur.com/nE6RW4J.jpeg 300 POINTS

HW3
12-26-24, 07:19 PM
Whack

Eichhörnchen
12-26-24, 07:39 PM
Think it's a good time to turn in for the night on a big score, yessir

https://i.imgur.com/Q5MrJLk.jpeg 500 POINTS

Aktungbby
12-26-24, 07:43 PM
whack!https://media.tenor.com/SPQ_mNvi_gEAAAAM/the-grinch-grinch.gif

ET2SN
12-26-24, 11:45 PM
Holy shades of WESTPAC deployment, Batman! :o
How old was I when this game started?

:k_confused:

Buddahaid
12-27-24, 12:32 AM
What's that you say young man? Speak up, I can't hear you mumblin' whipersnappers....

HW3
12-27-24, 01:16 AM
Good night and, I'll be gone all day tomorrow, so have fun in my absence.

Aktungbby
12-27-24, 02:23 AM
/\ Ya right; with 2000 points invested...my arse!:doh::roll::nope:https://media1.giphy.com/media/1gT0bx0JprXz9oNLsI/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952f58rn3lzhrcah5jimx5vmpwy5sp8 ozhtfifzxx7f&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g the unofficial tally-as-I-go so far; my poor math skills notwithstanding: Jimbuna-1080; AkBBY-4017; ET2SN-1050; HW3-2000; Eisenwurst-720; Catfish-2810; LuckyStar-400; Reece-50

Eichhörnchen
12-27-24, 06:02 AM
Holy shades of WESTPAC deployment, Batman! :o
How old was I when this game started?

:k_confused:

:har: If I remember correctly, they lasted for about a week in the old days

https://i.imgur.com/zcuJuAX.jpeg 20 POINTS

Catfish
12-27-24, 06:23 AM
whack

ET2SN
12-27-24, 06:50 AM
:Kaleun_Mad:



Some of us are involved in a more noble cause:

https://sim-outhouse.org/sohforums/threads/flying-dr-evils-favorite-jet.164217/

:smug:

Eichhörnchen
12-27-24, 07:08 AM
https://i.imgur.com/g5XGRMr.jpeg 700 POINTS

ET2SN
12-27-24, 07:12 AM
WHACK :D

OK, its not so noble. :O:

Eichhörnchen
12-27-24, 08:09 AM
https://i.imgur.com/bzQREcr.jpeg 150 POINTS

Jimbuna
12-27-24, 08:19 AM
Wot, a McDonalds or a heart attack?

Well certainly not a heart attack ya daft bugga :)

WHACK!

Eichhörnchen
12-27-24, 08:56 AM
https://i.imgur.com/hdWRxmJ.jpeg 400 POINTS

Catfish
12-27-24, 08:58 AM
Whack

Eichhörnchen
12-27-24, 09:43 AM
https://i.imgur.com/ljkr8Cj.jpeg 350 POINTS

Aktungbby
12-27-24, 09:54 AM
whackhttps://media3.giphy.com/media/fegdIGzWxXhe4jnkxT/source.gif

Eichhörnchen
12-27-24, 10:19 AM
https://i.imgur.com/JzXVAHY.jpeg 4 POINTS

Aktungbby
12-27-24, 10:19 AM
whack!https://media.tenor.com/lBXnDQCcj8QAAAAM/argh-ugh.gif

Jimbuna
12-27-24, 10:35 AM
Just checked the scores Glynn and Vinny is now a little under a thousand points behind the leader.

I reckon he'll be due a diaper change in twenty five minutes so that would be the ideal moment to post again whilst he is momentarily away from his computer :)

Aktungbby
12-27-24, 10:44 AM
I'm wearing depends!:Kaleun_Sick::()1:

ET2SN
12-27-24, 10:51 AM
I KNEW it! :nope:


:har:

Eichhörnchen
12-27-24, 10:57 AM
https://i.imgur.com/M1CUuai.jpeg 300 POINTS

Jimbuna
12-27-24, 10:58 AM
WHACK! :har:

Eichhörnchen
12-27-24, 11:01 AM
https://i.imgur.com/7Zu1QES.jpeg 350 POINTS

Aktungbby
12-27-24, 11:01 AM
whack!https://media3.giphy.com/media/1lD8VIgcXqpeTOEybN/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952edd2bxdw03n8t0oqmnq6fj20usve dqstwvleuroz&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g<how a grinch spruces up during a Depends change??!

Eichhörnchen
12-27-24, 11:04 AM
https://i.imgur.com/R8kb1Ha.jpeg 1 POINT

Jimbuna
12-27-24, 11:04 AM
WHACK!

Eichhörnchen
12-27-24, 11:05 AM
https://i.imgur.com/USoUOWJ.jpeg 1 POINT

Jimbuna
12-27-24, 11:07 AM
WHACK!!

Eichhörnchen
12-27-24, 11:08 AM
https://i.imgur.com/mbz6zDf.png 200 POINTS

Aktungbby
12-27-24, 11:09 AM
whack! https://media.tenor.com/33yWodu2TZcAAAAM/grinch-tired.gif Damn! I wanted those 2 little 1 pointers; that's what got me a tie WaS game with Catfish a few games back!

Eichhörnchen
12-27-24, 12:51 PM
https://i.imgur.com/1ekHQRb.jpeg 0 POINTS for Dick Van Claus

Buddahaid
12-27-24, 12:53 PM
Whack!

Catfish
12-27-24, 12:54 PM
^ And this is correct, there are even two squirrels in Eichhörnchen's post :Kaleun_Applaud:

Eichhörnchen
12-27-24, 01:17 PM
https://i.imgur.com/jBQXdTU.jpeg 10 POINTS

Aktungbby
12-27-24, 01:18 PM
whack!https://media.tenor.com/bjiMnt3RrC4AAAAM/grinch-stress-eating.gif

Eichhörnchen
12-27-24, 01:19 PM
https://i.imgur.com/R7EIdvU.jpeg 40 POINTS

Aktungbby
12-27-24, 01:20 PM
whack!https://i.pinimg.com/originals/58/9a/9d/589a9db3fee70f9fea0c3578daab43a4.gif

Eichhörnchen
12-27-24, 01:24 PM
https://i.imgur.com/JaBTJIF.jpeg 5 POINTS

Aktungbby
12-27-24, 01:25 PM
whack!https://i.pinimg.com/originals/56/d4/29/56d429314f721cb1f936d928fa31cb85.gifGood night and, I'll be gone all day tomorrow, so have fun in my absence.JEEZE! I think HW3 really did take the day off; I thought he was pulling and old Rockstar ploy to lower my guard!??

Eichhörnchen
12-27-24, 03:58 PM
https://i.imgur.com/gTUFWmj.jpeg 10 POINTS

Catfish
12-27-24, 04:25 PM
Whack

ET2SN
12-27-24, 05:10 PM
Catfish is using the "death by 1,000 cuts" technique. :D

I'm taking a break at the bottom of the hour (ish). Fashionably late is also a thing :yep:
I'll be over here:

https://www.twitch.tv/fpschazly

or

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QD0moaxKpWo&list=PLOSvzqNmdX70kFKgNl7msDFYpT7wzMRmk


..and so should you. :up:

Eichhörnchen
12-27-24, 05:34 PM
https://i.imgur.com/atw6ktP.jpeg 50 POINTS

Aktungbby
12-27-24, 05:34 PM
whack!https://media0.giphy.com/media/1hMaFTOrK2MhgH6uhY/200.gif?cid=6c09b952813bk2ss89zh09nslsnl0hv8tkaum3 kj0l6zoshy&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=200.gif&ct=g<a little caffeine to keep focused on the situation at hand!!??

Eichhörnchen
12-27-24, 06:33 PM
https://i.imgur.com/9XKi23L.jpeg

"Competition ends tomorrow - sometime tomorrow - can't say when. Yohoho!"

Aktungbby
12-27-24, 06:41 PM
...oh thank god!

:yeah::O::arrgh!:

You sound scared, and you should. :yep::up::03: https://media4.giphy.com/media/fQoxwZBVWq5jhLXRty/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952ianefehufxib7pbgc6ercmbrr6xe lyks8g3ebxy1&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g:yeah:

ET2SN
12-27-24, 06:43 PM
https://i.imgur.com/9XKi23L.jpeg

"Competition ends tomorrow - sometime tomorrow - can't say when. Yohoho!"

You are wrong. The competition NEVER ends. :arrgh!::salute:

Eichhörnchen
12-27-24, 07:15 PM
^ Regrettably

https://i.imgur.com/3B6ltNK.jpeg 100 POINTS

Aktungbby
12-27-24, 07:16 PM
whack!https://i.pinimg.com/originals/9d/91/c9/9d91c9417d7550a919d6bdb8449f332b.gif

ET2SN
12-27-24, 07:18 PM
https://media4.giphy.com/media/fQoxwZBVWq5jhLXRty/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952ianefehufxib7pbgc6ercmbrr6xe lyks8g3ebxy1&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g:yeah:

Hey, I just got an email from that astronaut who wound up in jail after stalking her old boy friend cross-country (..look it up..).
She says she admires your tenacity.

True story. :yep:

Edit- :Kaleun_Mad:

Eichhörnchen
12-27-24, 07:25 PM
https://i.imgur.com/d8vU0hx.jpeg 0 POINTS for nice Christmas cake

ET2SN
12-27-24, 07:26 PM
BOO!

Aktungbby
12-27-24, 07:30 PM
She says she admires your tenacity....and she wore depends to avoid gas station cameras-I recall the incident.I'm not tenacious at all!:o It's more like: if you :subsim:ing honchos are going to play, then I'm simply going to bring my best game outta respect!:arrgh!::hmph: I did it like that in wrestling (7 yrs), rugby(7yrs), bridge, chess, golf and college Risk games.

ET2SN
12-27-24, 07:33 PM
..and we're all impressed. :hmph:



:O:

Eichhörnchen
12-27-24, 07:51 PM
https://i.imgur.com/zfmGxE3.jpeg 150 POINTS

Aktungbby
12-27-24, 07:51 PM
heads up: even though it's midnight in England and past Eich's bedttime; he usually states "he's going to bed", He' hasn't done so yet. So I'm heads up to his sudden reappearance.... :hmmm:

Aktungbby
12-27-24, 07:52 PM
whack! https://media0.giphy.com/media/9Y3KgTTTiLEHjFOXP4/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952395gqe7i4dew8eebagk4p6xjos2o 29kvtdwaeyfc&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

ET2SN
12-27-24, 07:54 PM
:har:


:o

Aktungbby
12-27-24, 07:57 PM
GOOD GOD!:k_confused: I can't believe that one...in the same minute!!??:Kaleun_Los:

ET2SN
12-27-24, 08:00 PM
Eich, that phone call?

It was made from inside your house! :timeout:

Eichhörnchen
12-27-24, 08:04 PM
Time for me to go to bed now :yep:

Aktungbby
12-27-24, 08:07 PM
Nighty night!:Kaleun_Salute: and thank Moira for the call!:O:

ET2SN
12-27-24, 08:10 PM
Time for me to go to bed now :yep:

We've heard that one before.... :roll:

Aktungbby
12-27-24, 08:14 PM
Rockstar would sue!:D

HW3
12-27-24, 11:41 PM
JEEZE! I think HW3 really did take the day off; I thought he was pulling and old Rockstar ploy to lower my guard!??

I was babysitting my grandson at his house all day with no access to the internet.

Aktungbby
12-27-24, 11:46 PM
...are you training him how to "run silent; run deep"?:haha:

ET2SN
12-28-24, 12:24 AM
I was babysitting my grandson at his house all day with no access to the internet.

Whoa. Your infant grandson has enough bank to own his own house?? :o
I'm in the wrong line of work. :nope:

Eichhörnchen
12-28-24, 06:18 AM
https://i.imgur.com/zGutLQg.jpeg 600 POINTS

Jimbuna
12-28-24, 06:43 AM
WHACK!

Eichhörnchen
12-28-24, 06:58 AM
https://i.imgur.com/ApSs0Hb.jpeg 200 POINTS

Catfish
12-28-24, 07:00 AM
Whack

Eichhörnchen
12-28-24, 07:07 AM
https://i.imgur.com/ehZC3tx.jpeg 300 POINTS

Catfish
12-28-24, 07:11 AM
Whack

Eichhörnchen
12-28-24, 07:16 AM
https://i.imgur.com/CK5ZvB5.jpeg 50 POINTS

HW3
12-28-24, 07:21 AM
Whack

Eichhörnchen
12-28-24, 07:41 AM
https://i.imgur.com/DKxGDcO.jpeg 200 POINTS

ET2SN
12-28-24, 08:05 AM
WHACK

Eichhörnchen
12-28-24, 08:33 AM
https://i.imgur.com/5SbwZy0.jpeg 500 POINTS

Catfish
12-28-24, 08:35 AM
Whack!

Eichhörnchen
12-28-24, 08:57 AM
https://i.imgur.com/Pa3vRpu.jpeg 0 POINTS for Santa's little humper

Eichhörnchen
12-28-24, 09:03 AM
https://i.imgur.com/kMWMEk3.jpeg 350 POINTS

Aktungbby
12-28-24, 09:12 AM
whack!https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZWlnZjBsbHdlcTJkcTRmN21lMnM4cWI 2Zmlscm90ZDlnbWpwem5sNyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfY nlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/HJGRd6m11pXXy/giphy.webp

Eichhörnchen
12-28-24, 09:55 AM
https://i.imgur.com/Ds5HMuu.jpeg 0 POINTS for Patrick Mower

Eichhörnchen
12-28-24, 10:02 AM
https://i.imgur.com/6d22wlX.jpeg 5 POINTS

Aktungbby
12-28-24, 10:05 AM
whack!https://media.tenor.com/2x7b67e62O4AAAAM/ugh-annoyed.gif

Eichhörnchen
12-28-24, 10:06 AM
https://i.imgur.com/AWzSl1M.jpeg 5 POINTS

Aktungbby
12-28-24, 10:09 AM
whack!https://media1.tenor.com/m/Ag57Idf23MgAAAAd/the-grinch-who-me.gif

Eichhörnchen
12-28-24, 10:16 AM
https://i.imgur.com/YfDU6lz.jpeg Scores later

Aktungbby
12-28-24, 10:25 AM
OH thank god! I was down to my last pair of Depends!:O:(hey! I didn't need the bonus points afterall!!??:timeout:) Great game and congrats to all!:Kaleun_Salute: https://media1.tenor.com/m/IZn0YRQ8HZ4AAAAd/grinch-the.gif MY poor math not withstanding: Jimbuna-2132; Aktung-5531 (4531 w/o bonus points) ; ET2SN-2900; Eisenwurst-720; Catfish-4140:salute:; Lucky Star-400; Reece-50; HW3-2050

Jimbuna
12-28-24, 10:50 AM
I think someone could make good use of some therapy :haha:

Buddahaid
12-28-24, 11:15 AM
And I came in a burning hot last place with a DVD zero.
https://i.imgur.com/3YKGYnF.jpeg

Aktungbby
12-28-24, 11:28 AM
/\ Whack! ....for any bonus points in an upcoming WaD game??!:yeah:

Aktungbby
12-28-24, 11:30 AM
I think someone could make good use of some therapy :haha::hmmm:...nah, my inner grinch is here to stay at age 73...unfortunately??!:O:

Eichhörnchen
12-28-24, 11:44 AM
SCORES https://i.imgur.com/KMg0O6E.jpeg

Aktung: 5636

Buddababy: a big fat zero

Catfish: 4240

Eisenwurst: 720

ET2SN: 2950

HW3: 2050

Jim: 2132

Lucky Starr: 400

Reece: 50

https://i.imgur.com/zAYMaTr.jpeg is once again Aktungbby - so he needn't have chucked his teddy out of the pram at the start - those extra 1000 points he wheedled - as he said - made no difference to the outcome :haha:

Eichhörnchen
12-28-24, 11:47 AM
/\ Whack! ....for any bonus points in an upcoming WaD game??!:yeah:

Nah - I'm not making that mistake again

Jimbuna
12-28-24, 11:48 AM
Nah - I'm not making that mistake again

LMAO nothing beats letting the tail wag the dog :)

Catfish
12-28-24, 11:59 AM
Lol congratulations :Kaleun_Applaud::Kaleun_Cheers:

Aktungbby
12-28-24, 12:24 PM
https://i.imgur.com/KMg0O6E.jpeg

WHACK!

:D...thanks all! I'm off to see my shrink...and a get new box of Depends!:o

HW3
12-28-24, 12:24 PM
Congratulations!!!
:Kaleun_Applaud:

Aktungbby
12-28-24, 12:42 PM
Congratulations!!!
:Kaleun_Applaud:...from a fellow septuagenarian :yeah: who lost a day's scoring tending to grandson, even as I gave up Christmas day at daughter's for brunch & dinner; we still showed the youngsters how!:salute:

Jimbuna
12-28-24, 01:10 PM
https://i.postimg.cc/BnHLvv8y/artworks-000259521959-1we7qi-t500x500.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

:)

Aktungbby
12-28-24, 01:35 PM
^C'MON NOW! that's not the Christmas spirit...even fer a grinch!https://live.staticflickr.com/4914/45740768494_1c441db0b4_b.jpg:Kaleun_Goofy::Kaleun_ Party:

mapuc
12-28-24, 02:19 PM
Congrats to the winner
(Said by a spectator)

Markus

ET2SN
12-28-24, 07:23 PM
Nine players. :yeah:
And, once again I get Senna'ed by a guy in poofy pants.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/dc/Nigelcropped.jpg/800px-Nigelcropped.jpg

:D

Aktungbby
12-28-24, 09:33 PM
Nine players. :yeah:
And, once again I get Senna'ed by a guy in poofy pants.:D...well...:hmmm: that's 'cause I'm just an Ayrtful whacker!:O:

ET2SN
12-28-24, 10:49 PM
Go to SLEEP, already...

:k_confused:





:Kaleun_Cheers:

mapuc
12-29-24, 10:09 AM
Can anyone tell me, when next round of W.A.S. will be. It's more that I get the chance to purchase some tickets to the show. The last ticket was bought on the black marked where I had to pay an overprice.
(Me trying to be funny)

Markus

Eichhörnchen
12-29-24, 12:17 PM
Can anyone tell me, when next round of W.A.S. will be. It's more that I get the chance to purchase some tickets to the show. The last ticket was bought on the black marked where I had to pay an overpriceMarkus

Never can be sure, Markus - Easter maybe, or if there's a big royal event in the UK, Halloween, an outbreak of disease - who can tell? I'll put you on my W.A.S reminder list

Was the guy who offered you the tickets calling himself Brendan?

Eichhörnchen
12-30-24, 03:09 PM
https://i.imgur.com/u2LJfMA.jpeg

To bring Original W-a-S bang up to date I'm adding an exciting new feature, since I think there should really be penalties in this game as in the others:-

(4) COUNT YOUR SQUIRRELS: Before you whack you must count the squirrels in the picture - then you must post a figure for how many you see followed by your whack. If you get it wrong (and this includes forgetting to whack) you'll forfeit your last score - no matter how big it was. This rule applies to ALL pictures, even when there's plainly only one squirrel - you must say "1 whack" or "1 whac" or "one whack" - whatever. And any part of a squirrel in the picture (like just a tail or a head) must be counted as a whole one would be

So woe betide those in a hurry or with itchy paws - I shall be merciless in enforcing this, no matter how much pleading there is

https://i.imgur.com/wDXGnJ6.jpeg

^ Please ignore that Public Announcement LOL - just watch this space for one much simpler rule change

Aktungbby
12-30-24, 03:43 PM
https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/image.php?u=329818&type=sigpic&dateline=1610462145< does that include your 2 squirrels in your sig as well!:timeout: This, for example, is
only a 1/2 squirrel??!!> https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Om0tMlfBzuE/hq720.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEhCK4FEIIDSFryq4qpAxMIARUAAAAAGAElAADIQj0AgKJ D&rs=AOn4CLALjacn3KhmwOyhf5AyjnNWa3jbwg:O::shucks::t imeout:

Eichhörnchen
12-30-24, 03:58 PM
^ That would count as 1 - read the rules and be wary, Vinny - that could've cost you dear :yep:

mapuc
12-30-24, 05:36 PM
It could also be too complicated which will end with many former player stay away from the game.

Markus

Eichhörnchen
12-30-24, 06:04 PM
^
The idea is to give other players some additional time to react. We can see how it works next time - it can always be changed back, but I've always preferred the idea of having to think before whacking: it gives other players a chance instead of being just a game of quick-draw. It means that scores can go down as well as up, giving straggling players an incentive to keep going

Catfish
12-30-24, 06:52 PM
^ two whacks :O:

Eichhörnchen
12-30-24, 07:51 PM
Something like that :haha:

Eisenwurst
12-30-24, 09:57 PM
I got a new whacker for Christmas.

ET2SN
12-31-24, 02:40 AM
Cut throat WAS? :hmmm:

Eichhörnchen
12-31-24, 04:51 AM
@ Arnold:- lucky you - they are a bit worn out after a marathon like that:haha:

@ ET:- always open to suggestions. I was thinking aloud on the previous page and Markus makes a good point - I'd been considering just inserting an occasional "Spot the Squirrel" puzzle picture which might carry with it swingeing penalties (smacked arse, massive lost points etc) without the need for any changes to the existing game

@ Markus:- what do you think?

mapuc
12-31-24, 05:24 AM
I think it is a great idea. I know you don't like these quickdraw either do I.

Markus

Jimbuna
12-31-24, 09:58 AM
I got a new whacker for Christmas.

Me too and the wife is very impressed :)

Eichhörnchen
12-31-24, 10:00 AM
^ :haha:

Aktungbby
12-31-24, 11:15 AM
I got a new whacker for Christmas.

Me too and the wife is very impressed :)

^ :haha: ....with catheters or without?:O:

Eisenwurst
12-31-24, 06:52 PM
Good on you Jim :yeah:

Aktung, it's reconditioned, without catheters.....I have a fear of them....and cannulas too....BBBRRRR UGH. :wah::wah:

Big E... I still remember "The Great Squidger Revolt" of a few years ago....handicaps and spankings should be good....works for The House of Lords so it's gotta be good :03:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xup73IJVeZY

ET2SN
01-01-25, 03:12 AM
....with catheters or without?:O:

I was just thinking, "pills or implant?" . :arrgh!:

Eisenwurst
01-01-25, 03:17 AM
Neither, I got some photos somewhere, I'll post em.

Eichhörnchen
01-01-25, 04:07 AM
Big E... I still remember "The Great Squidger Revolt" of a few years ago....handicaps and spankings should be good....works for The House of Lords so it's gotta be good :03:

We nearly had one this time, what with Vinny chucking his teddy :haha:

Eisenwurst
01-01-25, 06:35 AM
https://archive.org/details/spike-milligan-stockings-and-suspenders-compilation

"House of Lords" relevant evidence posted. :)

Jimbuna
01-01-25, 06:44 AM
We nearly had one this time, what with Vinny chucking his teddy :haha:

:haha:

Eichhörnchen
01-01-25, 10:27 AM
https://i.imgur.com/MXzTFbv.jpeg

Who wants to try it out - your participation in this research could help thousands like you - struggling to beat Vinny

Look for squidgers and make your play - say how many you think there are in the photo then whack it

Get it right and you score big - BUT - if you get it wrong then you get a smacked arse

Disclaimer: this game is for demonstration only - no actual points will be awarded - just so you know okay?

Aktungbby
01-01-25, 11:12 AM
1 whack!

Eichhörnchen
01-01-25, 12:59 PM
Well done, Padawan - but it won't always be that easy

Aktungbby
01-01-25, 02:30 PM
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71xMpBNuCHL._AC_SX679_.jpg Well I'll be 'chucking my Teddy'(in a teddy!!) if it's more than a half-dozen at a time...."my poor math skills notwithstanding"!!??:shucks::O: https://images.stockcake.com/public/4/d/3/4d3dfa0e-d2ce-4fc3-83a1-762c2df886ac_large/squirrels-playing-joyfully-stockcake.jpg<7 WHACK!...or even worse:https://i.pinimg.com/474x/89/b0/a0/89b0a0d3b303e7502cf05e1d1c2d0b71.jpg<30 Whack!:wah:

Eichhörnchen
01-10-25, 06:53 AM
https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=2531551&postcount=27

Eichhörnchen
04-09-25, 06:01 AM
https://i.imgur.com/6OyPh7D.jpeg

Watch this space - we've found a rich new source of nuts and are in negotiation to bring you a brand new, mercilessly stereotyping game which is intended to put an end to the whingeing "We're still in bed while you lot are grabbing all the best points" - this time our Brothers Down Under get a real chance to grab the big numbers, more details later

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hrSL5UgjGo

Eisenwurst
04-09-25, 07:14 AM
"Brother Down Under" here......I comes home from a lovely dinner date. 2 lovelies, great new Italian restaurant....our waitress was a STUNNING tall Japanese young lady......and the evening gets even better.....Whack an Aussie......:)

Stone the crows, Pickle me grandmother, and polish the Kingswood....yippee.

Eichhörnchen
04-09-25, 07:35 AM
Strewth - you lucky beggar - it won't be as much fun as you just had, mate!

Reece
04-09-25, 07:40 AM
Well it's 10pm here in Mid North South Aussie so I'm about to hit the sack, I dare say Arnold will bedoing the same soon.:yep:

Good night! :yawn:

Eichhörnchen
04-09-25, 07:43 AM
Sweet dreams, Reece - no whacking just yet, mate :salute:

Aktungbby
04-09-25, 10:40 AM
...struggling to beat vinnyhttps://i.imgur.com/6OyPh7D.jpeg WHACK! ...any preliminary bonus points?

Watch this space -ie:"the final frontier":shucks: we've found a rich new source of nuts and are in negotiation to bring you a brand new, mercilessly stereotyping game which is intended to put an end to the whining "We're still in bed while you lot are grabbing all the best points""...and gentlmen abed in England are acursed they are not here"-the Bard - this time our Brothers Down Under get a real chance to grab the big numbers, :Kaleun_Salivating:in anticipation:Kaleun_Party:of pending glorious victory:Kaleun_Sleep:...and resting up for the onslaught ahead... ie: gonna bring my best game yet!!:arrgh!::Kaleun_Salute:

Eichhörnchen
04-09-25, 12:04 PM
Don't get hyped up just yet - the game is not imminent :) - still a few wrinkles to iron out to make sure no innocent persons get whacked

"Whingeing" is a word often used by Aussies to describe poms (the English) and yes, it means 'whining' - and no, there won't be any preliminary points

https://i.imgur.com/LtBm8sc.jpeg

Aktungbby
04-09-25, 02:56 PM
"Whingeing" is a word often used by Aussies to describe poms (the English) and yes, it means 'whining' - and no, there won't be any preliminary points


... always trying to twist things to their advantage In Napa, "wining" is life and ya gotta "twist things"(grapes) to get the advantagehttps://assets.simpleviewcms.com/simpleview/image/upload/v1/clients/napavalley/7b1d869b_190d_4d09_a27f_0b5649230170_de4f3813-6e6b-4e5c-8b10-4c1b39d9a6fa.jpg =https://i0.wp.com/www.boozyepicure.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/IMG_0132.jpg?fit=640%2C366&ssl=1:yeah::Kaleun_Cheers: We should also wait for Rockstar to get out of the brig so it's more fun!

Eichhörnchen
04-09-25, 05:46 PM
^ He was active on the forum as recently as March - I've tried to get to him from time to time but always his post box is full

Catfish
04-09-25, 06:01 PM
Of course I'd never admit this but I'd like to see him come back, and if only for the music thread :O: :yep:

Eichhörnchen
04-09-25, 06:22 PM
Well he was a keen whacker for a while, only let down by a lot of whingeing if he didn't win - calling for a recount or threatening legal action usw usw if I didn't let him win and all that. I still can't work out what he got brigged for (unless it was bad enough to get deleted)

Eisenwurst
04-09-25, 07:38 PM
Don't get hyped up just yet - the game is not imminent :) - still a few wrinkles to iron out to make sure no innocent persons get whacked

"Whingeing" is a word often used by Aussies to describe poms (the English) and yes, it means 'whining' - and no, there won't be any preliminary points

https://i.imgur.com/zhLRpTO.jpeg

RULES: I've added a new item (please see page 1, section 5) to clarify what might otherwise become an issue for pedants like Vinny and my brother - always trying to twist things to their advantage

Please get rid of the Kiwi in Queensland.....everyone knows the're all in Bondi ( Centrelink ) :yep:

Eichhörnchen
04-10-25, 03:07 AM
^ Done, mate - see post #4904

Eisenwurst
04-10-25, 05:55 AM
:up:

Seriously, if you do manage to get down here I'll show you around. You'll see a lot of stuff/places you wouldn't normally ( tourist ) get to see.

Eichhörnchen
04-10-25, 06:18 AM
Thanks, mate - but an increasingly long list of medical ailments keeps me tied to the National Health Service nowadays :wah:

Catfish
04-10-25, 04:37 PM
re Rockstar
Well he was a keen whacker for a while, only let down by a lot of whingeing if he didn't win - calling for a recount or threatening legal action usw usw if I didn't let him win and all that. I still can't work out what he got brigged for (unless it was bad enough to get deleted)
I do not know either, maybe for shooting against England all the time(?) :hmmm:
Bring him back so Jim can brig him again :arrgh!:

mapuc
04-10-25, 04:55 PM
He's brigged for life-After having being brigged several times before, in which he didn't take lesson to why Jim brigged him.

Markus

Eichhörnchen
04-10-25, 05:19 PM
Okay - thanks, Markus. He's been a very naughty boy then :Kaleun_Crying:

Aktungbby
04-10-25, 05:30 PM
JEEZE! :k_confused: if ol''Buna lets him out three days before the Easter game, Rockstar will probably claim to be "risen again"!!:arrgh!::yep:

Eichhörnchen
04-10-25, 05:50 PM
^ :har::har::har:

Catfish
04-10-25, 06:18 PM
JEEZE! :k_confused: if ol''Buna lets him out three days before the Easter game, Rockstar will probably claim to be "risen again"!!:arrgh!::yep:
If this is about april 20ieth there was another one born, but i hope he does not rise again :o

Eichhörnchen
04-11-25, 04:21 AM
Roger that :haha:

Jimbuna
04-11-25, 12:38 PM
For this thread to remain open can I cordially suggest everyone stays on topic.

TIA

Eichhörnchen
04-12-25, 11:32 AM
When you get the call "Let's go woomba" start chucking those boomerangs! 'cos it's

"Whack-An-Aussie"!

https://i.imgur.com/UXg5LyT.jpeg

(Not ready just yet, mate - got to unblock me didgeridoo)

Eisenwurst
04-12-25, 07:34 PM
Bonza :)

Reece
04-12-25, 07:40 PM
Cripes!! :)

Eisenwurst
04-13-25, 04:00 AM
The tension's building.....:88)

Eichhörnchen
04-13-25, 04:19 AM
I should take a cold shower - it won't be for a few days at least :haha:

Reece
04-13-25, 07:05 AM
The tension's building.....:88)
I declare you the winner!! :yep:

Eisenwurst
04-13-25, 08:04 AM
Thanks cobber...that's 2 i've won.....shall we do it again?? You can win this time.

Eichhörnchen
04-13-25, 04:16 PM
https://i.imgur.com/ROceFJE.jpeg

RULES:

Does the picture show a person or a creature, fictional or otherwise, from Australia? If you decide YES then you type Whack or Whac as fast as you can and send it. If you're right and you're the first to do it then you score 50 points. But if you're dumb enough to get it WRONG then the squirrel witch doctor will appear and POINT THE BONE - and you will lose 100 points - strewth!

You're not required to name the person or animal - but if you just want to whack and take a chance remember that 100 point penalty if you're wrong

NOTE:- If you see a non-Aussie actor playing an Australian, or an Australian actor playing a non-Aussie then no worries - you whack it, mate. So long as there's someone Australian or clearly meant to be Australian in it then it's a bonza whack

If a squirrel blowing into a didgeridoo appears then whack him quick, since he'll net you a bonus: double the number of points you were last awarded (this is like a Whac-a-Bomb in the original game)

For any new players the original Whac-A-Squirrel game is explained on this page:
https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=2435821&postcount=1 although you probably won't need to read it

Catfish
04-13-25, 05:46 PM
^ pffft.
WHACK!

Eichhörnchen
04-13-25, 06:16 PM
^ LOL - I uploaded the rules and your pffft. WHACK! has got neutralised :haha: You just escaped starting out with minus 100 points :haha:

Eichhörnchen
04-15-25, 12:07 PM
https://i.imgur.com/YaKbf5Y.jpeg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XlyQbvd4s0

Whack-off set for 9:00am BST tomorrow (6:00am AEST)

Reece
04-15-25, 07:28 PM
Why not use UTC/GMT standard! :yep:

Eichhörnchen
04-16-25, 03:06 AM
Reece - don't confuse me :o

https://i.imgur.com/rkGp6H7.jpeg

Ostfriese
04-16-25, 03:30 AM
Crocodile Whackee!

Reece
04-16-25, 03:38 AM
Unfortunately I will be at the hospital/medical center tomorrow morning, I've been suffering diarrhea for the past month, had tests and is not a virus/infection, so more tests, had a double hernia operation 2 months ago so that might be the cause. :hmmm:
Best of luck to you all!! :yep:

PS. don't let Aktungbby win! :O:

Eichhörnchen
04-16-25, 04:22 AM
Sorry to hear that, Reece - I was stuck there myself yesterday and am back on the bloody hamster wheel again. I'm sending magic vibes to protect you, mate :shucks:


https://i.imgur.com/s602CHd.jpeg

Catfish
04-16-25, 04:48 AM
^ I have no idea who that man is :hmmm:
Am off to work for the next two weeks anyway, so all the best to you all. Maybe even to Aktung. But not only :O:

@ Reece Wish you all the best, I hope you get rid of this fast without further problems!
@ Glynn I understand a Hamster wheel is probably a bit cramped, maybe you shuld try a bigger one..
Seriously, hope you are well?

Eichhörnchen
04-16-25, 05:24 AM
Gonna be a pretty quiet one with some of the big squirrel whackers absent - sure you can't sneak in the odd whack on your phone? Here's a clue: his name is Guy Pearce

Ostfriese
04-16-25, 05:26 AM
Whacking Mike, the Guy from Neighbours?

Edit: am I doing this wrong?

Eisenwurst
04-16-25, 05:58 AM
I'm here,back from regular dinner date. Our server was the restaurant owner, he thought we were giving him cheek, but we were just being boisterous....you had to be there....:oops:

Best of luck Reece, I'll do it for the both of us mate.

Eichhörnchen
04-16-25, 06:02 AM
Whacking Mike, the Guy from Neighbours?

Edit: am I doing this wrong?
No you're doing fine - you're in the lead, mate :Kaleun_Salute:

Reece
04-16-25, 06:05 AM
I'm here,back from regular dinner date. Our server was the restaurant owner, he thought we were giving him cheek, but we were just being boisterous....you had to be there....:oops:

Best of luck Reece, I'll do it for the both of us mate.

Thanks, I'm counting on you to win!! :up:

Eisenwurst
04-16-25, 06:08 AM
The whole nation is. Cement our place in the world. :Kaleun_Salute:

Eichhörnchen
04-16-25, 06:15 AM
Welcome aboard, Digger (is that right?) :haha:

https://i.imgur.com/0rTxjPK.jpeg

Eisenwurst
04-16-25, 06:16 AM
Whack.

Eisenwurst
04-16-25, 06:19 AM
It was on the telly. The spaghetti was wonderful ( marinara ) Italian restaurant....but the staff ( kitchen and waiters ) from China, Japan, every country but Italy...

Reece
04-16-25, 06:24 AM
Gad zooks!! Barry Humphries!! :k_confused:

mapuc
04-16-25, 06:36 AM
May the best combatant win this part of Whac-A-Squirrel competition

Markus

Eichhörnchen
04-16-25, 06:39 AM
@ Arnold - you had a bit of a lie-in this morning then - no wonder :)

@ Reece - this guy came to be regarded as a National Treasure in GB, even though he was from your side of the planet. We all loved Barry big time here and my favourite personality was Sir Les Patterson - had me in tears (might see him later). It was almost like the Queen died all over again. But you forgot something, Reece!!

Reece
04-16-25, 07:38 AM
Yes?? :hmmm:

Eisenwurst
04-16-25, 07:58 AM
It's midnight here in Sydney, I'm going to bed. I've only been back for a couple of hours and exhausted.

Good luck Reece. Not sure if you have to name the celebrity. Do us proud mate.
:)

Good luck Markus too. And Ostfriese, and everyone else.

Eichhörnchen
04-16-25, 08:41 AM
Sorry, mate - I thought you'd posted before Arnold and forgotten to Whack - but I see now he already got it (I also thought it was morning there not pm :haha: - I'll get there eventually)

https://i.imgur.com/NBU46hN.jpeg Bob Hawke

Ostfriese
04-16-25, 08:46 AM
Unfortunately I will be at the hospital/medical center tomorrow morning, I've been suffering diarrhea for the past month, had tests and is not a virus/infection, so more tests, had a double hernia operation 2 months ago so that might be the cause. :hmmm:
Best of luck to you all!! :yep:

PS. don't let Aktungbby win! :O:
All the best to you.

Aktungbby
04-16-25, 10:17 AM
Unfortunately I will be at the hospital/medical center tomorrow morning, I've been suffering diarrhea for the past month, had tests and is not a virus/infection, so more tests, had a double hernia operation 2 months ago so that might be the cause. :hmmm:
Best of luck to you all!! :yep:

PS. don't let Aktungbby win! :O::hmmm:...having had 1 heart attack in the middle of S.F. Bay(had to sell the boat):wah:; Covid; 2 epileptic night-seizures where I woke up in the hospital (with no recollection of the ambulance rides-losing driver-license for 4 months); and keeling over in the local deli 2 months ago(fire dept. responded) my post-per-day count has dropped from 7.1 to a miserable 6.98!:wah:(clear loss of cognition-gave up Cessna 172's:damn:) and one malignant polyp removed from my colon... your anal difficulties are trifling :haha: and smelly! We'll probably both be really 'down-under' shortly:O::yep::dead:; winning at WAS and achieving 30,000 :subsim: posts are my goals in life theeze daze!:timeout::arrgh!::shucks:

mapuc
04-16-25, 10:35 AM
You can't say ageing has its benefits-Far from it or all is glamour when you're ageing which it isn't exactly.

Markus

Eichhörnchen
04-16-25, 10:43 AM
https://i.imgur.com/3kFQVJx.jpeg

Nobody wanted to whack Bob Hawke then? I'll only be putting names to some of these - the ones with less well-known faces - to give cautious players an opportunity to google. And it's too late to whack Bob Hawke now) :haha:

Aktungbby
04-16-25, 10:48 AM
whack! My gladius has radius!

Eichhörnchen
04-16-25, 11:16 AM
Afraid your gladius has let you down, Vinnius - that was Russel Crowe - celebrated New Zealander living in Australia :haha:


https://i.imgur.com/WorfwUv.jpeg "I'll have those 100 points, Vinny, or I'll have your soul!"

Eichhörnchen
04-16-25, 11:19 AM
https://i.imgur.com/frFmto2.jpeg Nasty animal laughing at Vinny

Ostfriese
04-16-25, 11:21 AM
Whack the Tasmanian Devil!


("Beutelteufel" in German, by the way)

Eichhörnchen
04-16-25, 11:46 AM
https://i.imgur.com/rLimQqn.jpeg Dave Hughes

Catfish
04-16-25, 11:58 AM
Whack!

Eichhörnchen
04-16-25, 12:13 PM
^ Good guess - I expect :)

https://i.imgur.com/upuWnSp.jpeg James Matthews

Jimbuna
04-16-25, 01:04 PM
Certainly not an Aussie, was born in Cape Town.

Eichhörnchen
04-16-25, 01:20 PM
My info says he was born in Musselburgh - a Scot working for SKY

https://i.imgur.com/p5ABTLg.jpeg

Anyway, as you say, he's no Aussie

Eichhörnchen
04-16-25, 01:49 PM
https://i.imgur.com/cDxUiZw.jpeg a snake

Eichhörnchen
04-16-25, 02:29 PM
^ No-one fancied meeting the Cape Wolf Snake? Well it wouldn't happen in Australia


https://i.imgur.com/VZ96LkC.jpeg

Aktungbby
04-16-25, 03:08 PM
whack!

Eichhörnchen
04-16-25, 03:22 PM
https://i.imgur.com/pulusLN.jpeg Shane Warne

Ostfriese
04-16-25, 03:26 PM
Aussie Cricketer, so Whack!

Eichhörnchen
04-16-25, 03:50 PM
https://i.imgur.com/Cpxz6Uu.jpeg Lisa Wilkinson

Aktungbby
04-16-25, 04:26 PM
whack!

Eichhörnchen
04-16-25, 04:36 PM
https://i.imgur.com/6plH3lK.png

d@rk51d3
04-16-25, 04:40 PM
WHACK! goes the .308

Eichhörnchen
04-16-25, 04:45 PM
https://i.imgur.com/VcUefqR.jpeg Icehouse

Aktungbby
04-16-25, 05:00 PM
whack!

Eichhörnchen
04-16-25, 05:04 PM
https://i.imgur.com/Jpkql0Q.jpeg The Archbishop of Cadbury

Eichhörnchen
04-16-25, 05:53 PM
https://i.imgur.com/q830P6F.jpeg

Eisenwurst
04-16-25, 06:28 PM
Whack. Good morning. I want to see the kadaitcha man point the bone.

Eichhörnchen
04-16-25, 06:46 PM
^ Sorted - post #4958 :salute:

Eisenwurst
04-16-25, 06:51 PM
Nice one. :D

Eichhörnchen
04-16-25, 06:57 PM
https://i.imgur.com/UuVCRN4.jpeg Stefan Dennis

Eisenwurst
04-16-25, 06:59 PM
Whack. Clawing back the points.

Eichhörnchen
04-16-25, 07:18 PM
https://i.imgur.com/dWA8TIS.jpeg Carl Hooper

Eisenwurst
04-16-25, 07:29 PM
Crikey, a ringer.

Eichhörnchen
04-16-25, 07:42 PM
That was fair dinkum, mate - take a look at the rules :haha:

https://i.imgur.com/65tQxW0.jpeg

Eisenwurst
04-16-25, 07:46 PM
Bugger, missed out on 50 pts. But Whack for croc bloke.

Aktungbby
04-16-25, 07:47 PM
whack! STEVE Erwin

Eisenwurst
04-16-25, 07:53 PM
In like Flynn.

Eichhörnchen
04-16-25, 07:56 PM
Yup - bonza whack, Arnold - by a kangaroo's whisker

https://i.imgur.com/ev0Adbc.jpeg

Eisenwurst
04-16-25, 07:57 PM
Whack for ratbag

Eisenwurst
04-16-25, 08:20 PM
I've got a lovely bacon and egg roll waiting for me for lunch. So I'll shoot through like a Bondi tram, but be back later like a rat up a drainpipe, to carry on. National pride ...and all that.:)

Eichhörnchen
04-16-25, 10:24 PM
https://i.imgur.com/xMmkSUL.jpeg Angus Young

Aktungbby
04-16-25, 10:37 PM
^ scottish

Ostfriese
04-17-25, 12:16 AM
^ scottish


Emigrated to Australia at the age of 8, though, and has been Aussie ever since. That's even more than a non-Aussie playing an Aussie, so Whack the Lad!

Eichhörnchen
04-17-25, 12:26 AM
^ Angus Young is an Australian citizen

https://i.imgur.com/G9oAF7m.jpeg Peter Levy

Ostfriese
04-17-25, 02:06 AM
I've seen that guy on BBC a while ago. I don't think he's Australian.

Eisenwurst
04-17-25, 02:46 AM
He secretly wants to be.

Eichhörnchen
04-17-25, 03:32 AM
^ :haha:

https://i.imgur.com/2NTIG1Q.jpeg

Ostfriese
04-17-25, 03:36 AM
Whack (poor Wombat. Wombats do not deserve a whacking)