Whac-A-Squirrel

[Catfish]

whack

edit: it seems i'm the only one locked down at saturday evenings :oops:

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/MmXvnsV.jpg 8 POINTS

[Catfish]

Whack

[Eichhörnchen]

whack

edit: it seems i'm the only one locked down at saturday evenings :oops:

You could be right... they better not be down the pub

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/JvCHPSe.jpg 10 POINTS

[Eisenwurst]

whack

Pubs shut weeks ago.

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/CiBspJi.jpg 6 POINTS... memories

[Eisenwurst]

whack... cheers

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/VCVA6Lu.jpg 6 POINTS for a hoarder

[Commander Wallace]

^ smacks and whacks the nut hoarder

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/SGtXT4b.jpg 10 POINTS

[Buddahaid]

Whack

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/JhptgGv.jpg 3 POINTS

[Lucky Starr]

Whac!!:Kaleun_Cheers:

[Eichhörnchen]

^ Nice to hear from you, Lucky... I hope you are well

https://i.imgur.com/giD2avo.jpg 10 POINTS if you are Lucky

[Catfish]

Whack.. am i?

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/fKDj6EJ.jpg 0 POINTS for a koala

[Reece]

Whack for 0 points! :up:

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/QIfdj23.jpg 5 POINTS

[THEBERBSTER]

Whack whack

[Eisenwurst]

whack

[Eisenwurst]

https://i.imgur.com/fKDj6EJ.jpg 0 POINTS for a koala

That's not a Koala. that's a Dropbear !!! Just look at those Massive claws and menacing stare. :o

God Berbster's quick.

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/sRl8I1Y.jpg 4 POINTS

[Eisenwurst]

whack

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/RLJLBMX.jpg 6 POINTS

[THEBERBSTER]

Whack whack

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/IziTTMG.jpg 6 POINTS... best place to be

[THEBERBSTER]

Whack whack

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/K0Qcshn.jpg WHAC-A-BOMB!

[Catfish]

Whack

[Eichhörnchen]

Good play, Catfish: that got you 20 points :yep:

https://i.imgur.com/0dhx3Zd.jpg 4 POINTS

[Buddahaid]

Whack

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/Xi6h25g.jpg 9 POINTS for essential supplies

[Buddahaid]

Whack

[Commander Wallace]

^ Whack and smack

[Eichhörnchen]

You missed that by a minute, CW :timeout:

https://i.imgur.com/c7sD7Mj.jpg 12 POINTS for a key worker

[Aktungbby]

WHACK

[Eichhörnchen]

Where'd you come from? :haha:

[Commander Wallace]

You missed that by a minute, CW :timeout:

12 POINTS for a key worker






My middle name is " a day late and a dollar short." What can I say. ? :D

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/V9wmdJK.jpg 7 POINTS

[Buddahaid]

Whack

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/26gV1AF.jpg 11 POINTS for personal protection

[Aktungbby]

wHACK http://i.imgur.com/pf0HK.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/wjBz4sm.jpg 5 POINTS

[Aktungbby]

whack

[Buddahaid]

Whack

[Aktungbby]

neener neener neener!:Kaleun_Goofy:

[Buddahaid]

Get off my lawn!

[Aktungbby]

may your swash never buckle! :arrgh!:

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/HMpdxD5.png 5 POINTS

[Aktungbby]

whack

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/Jiktiko.jpg 10 POINTS

[Aktungbby]

WHACK! :haha:

[Buddahaid]

I must be distracted....
https://archive.org/details/78_bumble-bee-on-a-bender_ken-griffin--ken-griffin_gbia0004314b

I was just watching the 1996 Monaco Grand Prix. Only four cars finished...

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/qd9WNTi.gif WHAC-A-BOMB!

[Eisenwurst]

whack

[Eichhörnchen]

^ Gets you 8 points, Eisenwurst

https://i.imgur.com/QwYV7oq.jpg 7 POINTS for Buddah-Bee

[Commander Wallace]

Whack and smack

[Eisenwurst]

who's winning ??

[Eichhörnchen]

I'll let you know...

https://i.imgur.com/vDsTa1N.jpg 1 POINT

[vienna]

Whack...










<O>

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/B2BAico.jpg 7 POINTS

[Eisenwurst]

whack.

too much reading makes your eyes go funny.

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/F33A7Vz.jpg 0 POINTS for Dick Van Dyke

[THEBERBSTER]

I would have thought a Dick would at least be a point. :D

Peter

[Eichhörnchen]

^ No, he's completely pointless

https://i.imgur.com/QLwOGjJ.jpg 4 POINTS

[THEBERBSTER]

whack whack

[vienna]

I would have thought a Dick would at least be a point. :D

Peter




Is there any significance to a Dick being defended by a Peter?... :hmmm:





<O>

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/TvNUOj9.jpg 12 POINTS for a Key Worker

[vienna]

Whack...












<O>

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/fKyW2gu.jpg 1 POINT ... anyone still eating these?

[THEBERBSTER]

WHACK WHACK

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/URLOEjJ.jpg 0 POINTS (or these?)

[Aktungbby]

WHACK

[Eichhörnchen]

No points for a bat, Aktung... they should be off the menu by now

https://i.imgur.com/Br8qPxj.jpg 4 POINTS

[Fubar2Niner]

Whack

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/aQh5SCL.jpg 12 POINTS for the Queen's Speech

[Catfish]

Whack..

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/o1qejO7.jpg 5 POINTS

[Catfish]

Whack

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/acEDojF.jpg WHAC-A-BOMB!

[ET2SN]

Whack!

[Eichhörnchen]

^ Since this is your first whack of the contest, you get a nominal score of 5 POINTS for the whac-A-Bomb, ET2SN

https://i.imgur.com/bfEz4ku.jpg 7 POINTS for a bbq y'all won't be getting

[Aktungbby]

whack!:O:

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/TKt1Vtf.jpg 11 POINTS

[Buddahaid]

Whack at last!

[vienna]

^Whack at last! Whack at last! Good Squirrel Almighty, whack at last!...






<O>

[Eichhörnchen]

^ :haha:

https://i.imgur.com/5xavqYq.jpg 5 POINTS

[Eisenwurst]

whack

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/3QzbAQd.jpg 7 POINTS for a spreader

[Buddahaid]

Whack!

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/eOmZV8V.jpg 3 POINTS

[Reece]

Whack - I got one!!

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/XXRi3yc.jpg 6 POINTS for keeping up with the bad news

[Eisenwurst]

In before Reece.

whack

[Catfish]

God you guys are quick :o :up:

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/AxVDhns.png 9 POINTS for stay in & watch old movies

[Eisenwurst]

It's a serious world wide event. Much prestige for the winner and his country :yep: .

[Eisenwurst]

whack for the aussies oioioi.

[Eichhörnchen]

Who's going to spot it first? :haha:

Oh, the Aussies did lol

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/bL7x5dS.jpg 0 POINTS for Patrick Mower

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/Kny36Mq.jpg 10 POINTS

[vienna]

Whack...




<O>

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/7C3rg30.jpg 8 POINTS for keeping your distance

[THEBERBSTER]

whack whack

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/gb7HBYi.jpg 3 POINTS for no more school

[Catfish]

whack

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/FONwI1V.jpg 0 POINTS for a rat

[Aktungbby]

I WHACK THAT RAT!:arrgh!:

[vienna]

You old ratwhacker, you...








<O>

[Aktungbby]

KEEP YOUR SCALEY CLAWS OFF MY SCALEY TAIL

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/z6we0k9.jpg 10 POINTS for washing paws

[Buddahaid]

Whack

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/5jXNmEC.jpg 4 POINTS for disgusting cart hoarder

[Buddahaid]

Whack

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/ljsvNwR.jpg 0 POINTS for Crested Macaque

[Aktungbby]

WHACK! AS I AM A TRIFLE MACAQUEBRE MYSELF!

[ET2SN]

Does a Macaque whack count? :o

[Eichhörnchen]

Nope... no points for a crested macaque

[ET2SN]

Nope... no points for a crested macaque



Try this if you're bored: :yep:

"Does a Macaque whack count?"

Say this out loud three times and I'll donate my five points if you don't say "quack" at least once.

:yeah:

[Eichhörnchen]

No, you are involved in this now and you can't get your name expunged like that... you keep your five points. And you better get whacking, as I'm about to announce a time for the ending of the Lockdown :haha: :)

[Buddahaid]

Lockdown smackdown!

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/7XZWnGr.png

Get your whacks in... Lockdown Whac-A-Squirrel ends at 21:00 BST tomorrow!

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/ZreukpO.jpg 12 POINTS for a key worker

[vienna]

Whack...








<O>

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/bsTyKBX.jpg 7 POINTS

[Buddahaid]

Whack

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/LTxQFaQ.jpg 7 POINTS for taking exercise

[vienna]

Whack...










<O>

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/LgBTbui.jpg WHAC-A-BOMB!

[Aktungbby]

whack

[Eichhörnchen]

^ That gets you 14, Aktung

https://i.imgur.com/66b92Vh.jpg 5 POINTS

[Eisenwurst]

whack

[Eisenwurst]

"Still Life with Leaves".

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/DKEwLjl.jpg 2 POINTS for hoarders

[THEBERBSTER]

whack whack

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/48tQ5E3.jpg 4 POINTS

[Catfish]

Whack

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/biR6m9p.jpg 0 POINTS for Dick Van Dyke

[THEBERBSTER]

2 Dicks is one too many
Peter

[Eichhörnchen]

^ :haha:

https://i.imgur.com/jcvav2a.png

REMINDER: GAME ENDS AT 21:00 BST TODAY!

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/aqK74n6.png 5 POINTS for eating in

[Lucky Starr]

Whac!:up:

Hello Eichhörnchen, yes I'm fine. Thanky you.

[propbeanie]

Ratz... er - SQUIRREL!!! I seem to keep missing your posts Eichhörnchen... except, of course, the Public Service Announcement... :roll: - no squirrel though. sigh... :salute:

[Eichhörnchen]

^ No worries, mate :salute:

https://i.imgur.com/TLpTER4.jpg 12 POINTS for a key worker

[Catfish]

Whack

[propbeanie]

Dad-gummit - this time I blinked!... The early Catfish always gets the worm! Or "squirrel" in this case... :roll:

[Aktungbby]

Dad-gummit - this time I blinked :roll:

WELL SO DID 'EYE'; BUT WE'RE ALL A LITTLE WHACKY FOR PLAYING THIS NUTTY GAME SO I'LL WHACK MYSELF...:arrgh!: https://a57.foxnews.com/static.foxnews.com/foxnews.com/content/uploads/2020/04/640/320/276650b7-nutty-shopper-t-501069.jpg?ve=1&tl=1 50 POINTS.... THEN GO GET SOME TP FOR THE LOCKDOWN https://a57.foxnews.com/static.foxnews.com/foxnews.com/content/uploads/2020/04/640/320/85f2ca1b-nutty-shopper-t-501060.jpg?ve=1&tl=115 POINTS :O:

[propbeanie]

Ya gotta bee keerful when out shopping - look out fer them leetle SQUIRRELS... their liable to chew yer nutz off! That's what they do for fun, ya know?... :timeout:

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/yJndPIN.jpg 5 POINTS for curfew-breaker

[propbeanie]

Whac!!!! Of course, I would get the little criminal critter...

Is he the one with his mitts on the TP?...

[Eichhörnchen]

^ Yes, he was a hoarder too :yep:

https://i.imgur.com/JrkRSSq.jpg 5 POINTS

[Catfish]

Whack

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/Vo1lgVF.jpg WHAC-A-BOMB!

[Aktungbby]

whack-jeeze under a minute this time!

[ET2SN]

Whack? :o

[Aktungbby]

neener! neener! neener! :yeah:

[Eichhörnchen]

^ Aktung gets another 14 for the bomb

https://i.imgur.com/ot6l1KN.png 15 POINTS for 'I got plenty'

[Aktungbby]

whack!

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/urrd0iC.jpg 15 POINTS for 'I got more'

[Aktungbby]

whack

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/wYgbCuY.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

@ Aktung: :har::har::har:

Scores will be posted after breakfast tomorrow :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Catfish]

ok.. so we are waiting for the Easter whack-the-squirrel special :O:

I didn't count, but my tip is Aktung or Eisenwurst for winner :03:
Or Theberbster :hmmm:

[Aktungbby]

@ Aktung: :har::har::har:

Scores will be posted after breakfast tomorrow :Kaleun_Applaud:pays to be in at the finish and up to the hilt BBY!:arrgh!:https://media1.tenor.com/images/f4736fe03a19521eabff099857219982/tenor.gif?itemid=8154827

[ET2SN]

neener! neener! neener! :yeah:

No fair, my trackball is warped. :haha:

[Eisenwurst]

$5 says Catfish won.

[Buddahaid]

No fair! Some of us are essential workers. :wah:

:arrgh!:

[vienna]

WELL SO DID 'EYE'; BUT WE'RE ALL A LITTLE WHACKY FOR PLAYING THIS NUTTY GAME SO I'LL WHACK MYSELF...
...





Explains the hairy palms...





<O>

[Buddahaid]

I know that guy!

[vienna]

Who? Hairy Palms?...


...I think Michael Caine played that guy in the movies... :hmmm:





<O>

[propbeanie]

Man... Ak was ~fast~ there at the end... lots of whackiing practice... :D :hmmm:

[Buddahaid]

Steady hands and steel wit.

[Eichhörnchen]

SCORES

Aktung: 108

beaniebaby: 5

Buddababy: 109

CATFISH 117

CW: 13

Eisenwurst: 80

ET2SN: 5

Fubes: 8

Lucky: 8

Reece: 3

Theberbsterbaby-yeah: 56

vienna: 48


https://i.imgur.com/nYrlHs7.jpg https://i.imgur.com/1w749Jz.jpg

Good turnout this time (not much else to do, I guess) and the most manic finish so far (and I thought the last one was frantic). I had believed it must be Aktung's but he was just pipped to second by Buddababy, despite their double-whacking tangle earlier... which I awarded to Aktung because his registered first

However, congratulations go to Catfish for his stir-crazy 117 POINTS!

Thanks for helping keep me from going nuts during this 'difficult time' as they say

[Commander Wallace]

Congrats to Catfish and a well played round by everyone involved. A big thanks to Eichhörnchen as well for trying to keep everyone occupied during this Corona Virus outbreak.



You came through in the clutch, Big E. :Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

[Catfish]

What, me? Are you sure you counted that right? I did not count but i thought a least three were ahead of me.. seems i really did not have much to do in rl :oops:

Thank you all and of course Eichhörnchen, this was a good diversion from all this negative stuff happening :salute:

[vienna]

Congrats to Catfish!!... :salute:

Wow, I got 48 points? I wasn't even really trying, so I'm surprised I got that many points; maybe I should really try next time...








<O>

[Eichhörnchen]

^ Well I'm sure you'll want to play in the next game: there will be lots of beautiful chicks, some in short pleated skirts... Phwoooaarr!

@ Catfish: your score was independently audited by owls with very big eyes, so rest assured that there was no mistake (I'll take the money in GBP, thanks)

[vienna]

^ Well I'm sure you'll want to play in the next game: there will be lots of beautiful chicks, some in short pleated skirts... Phwoooaarr!

...





Are you a fellow Catholic school inmate...er, ...um,.. I mean alum? Plaid, pleated skirts and knee socks: a potent combination...

Our Catholic grammar school had an all-girls Catholic high school directly across the street; I remember, when school let out for the day, on the way home on the street car, the high school girls would congregate at the rear of the car and they would break out the makeup and hike up their skirt hems to the nun-forbidden above the knee level...

Education doesn't just happen only in classrooms... :03:









<O>

[propbeanie]

A tip o' the 'at 'n' a bow to Catfish! Congratulations! :salute:

It was beyond tough trying to get out of the single-digits with competition like you, AkkyBby and Buddahaid... man. :har:

... and "Thanks" to our host and MOC Eichhörnchen :yeah:

:salute:

[Buddahaid]

That was closer than I thought it would be. Congratulations Catfish.

[THEBERBSTER]

Congratulations to Catfish. :Kaleun_Applaud:

I played a very casual game this time to the point that it was only a PM from propbeanie that I knew the game had finished.
Peter

[Aktungbby]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/5a/45/e8/5a45e89a20aa7fbb9f6338f9fa3ce3f5.jpgThat's okay Glynn I just thought it fair to make you aware. WELL THE REAL EXCITEMENT WAS DISCOVERING JIMBUNA'S A POET AFTER ALL; I MIGHT BORROW THAT LINE ON MY NEXT VALENTINE IN MY WHACKY HAIRYHANDED FASHION.:doh: :O: EISENWURST WHACKED PANGOLINS AND I DO RATS, BATS,(FOR PRACTISE:yep:) AND BOMBS.....108 FOR TWO DAY'S WORK AIN'T SHABBY CONSIDERING I WASN'T AWARE THERE WAS AN ONGOING GAME TILL MY FIRST WHACK ON THE FIFTH. CONGRATS TO ALL ON THE CLOSE FINISH:yeah: :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Eichhörnchen]

^ It was pretty uncanny the way you snaffled those extra points so late in the day, Aktung... however


https://i.imgur.com/bRZh6yY.jpg https://i.imgur.com/adIkD9R.jpg

W-a-S EASTER SPECIAL!

Begins tomorrow, 10th April at 09:00 BST, for 48 hours ...by request

[Aktungbby]

REMINDER: GAME ENDS AT 21:00 BST TODAY! :salute: :hmmm: I'LL BE WAITING! I ACTUALLY USED THIS TO GET IN THAT LAST WHACK AT PRECISELY 1500 PDT:haha::Kaleun_Los: : https://www.worldtimebuddy.com/bst-to-pst-converter (https://www.worldtimebuddy.com/bst-to-pst-converter) :Kaleun_Salivating: I'M MAKING IT AVAILABLE TO ALL; SO ET2SN CAN'T WHINE ABOUT HIS WARPED TRACKBALL AGAIN! :haha:

[ET2SN]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnLMAT5UCt0



:03:

[Catfish]

[...] @ Catfish: your score was independently audited by owls with very big eyes, so rest assured that there was no mistake (I'll take the money in GBP, thanks)
:haha: only in Euro i'm afraid :D
Best wishes to the owls.. i hear them every night here.

[Eisenwurst]

Good on you Catfish. I knew you'd win. I had $5 riding on you.

When we get to Rome we'll split the winnings and toast Nero's health. :)

[Reece]

Whac-A-Squirrel

https://media1.giphy.com/media/MctANWFymbUJCmYtb0/giphy.gif
But I don't want too!!

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/uBfh2Yp.jpg


Here are those chicks in the short pleated skirts that I promised:

https://i.imgur.com/IhpXlkR.png

... so get whacking!

https://i.imgur.com/0sR616G.jpg 8 POINTS

[Aktungbby]

whack!:Kaleun_Salute: https://media1.tenor.com/images/bc33bc3a89509efba7c5422c8429da80/tenor.gif?itemid=13959144I'm risen and awaitin' bby!

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/XKdsZk2.jpg 10 POINTS

[Eisenwurst]

whack

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/jSbVKKa.jpg 8 POINTS

[Aktungbby]

whack https://media1.tenor.com/images/397d753a3ffb73adfd80ee8a5f542cb8/tenor.gif?itemid=13974221

[Eisenwurst]

whack

[Aktungbby]

neener neener neeener :D

[Eisenwurst]

gggrrrrrrr.

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/gCIXWhR.jpg 0 POINTS for this egg head

[Aktungbby]

Whack! hey I resemble that remark https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=815&pictureid=10456@ Eisenbby! that's ggggrrrrlllls! this'll cheer u up! https://media.tenor.com/images/95eddbf03eab7368e6b9d558b00e7aee/tenor.gif

[Eisenwurst]

yummy easter bunny :up: how many points?

[Catfish]

yummy easter bunny :up: how many points?
9 out of 10 ? :hmmm:

[Eisenwurst]

8 1/2 I like bigger eggs.

Meanwhile let's nip across to the music thread and appreciate Sabrina's charms.

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/2dp5GZy.jpg 10 POINTS

[THEBERBSTER]

whack whack

[Eichhörnchen]

That was a sneaky one, Peter :haha:

https://i.imgur.com/2dp5GZy.jpg 10 POINTS



Edit: the wrong picture got posted here, so to be fair I've edited the points score up from 7 to 10. Cock-ups are rare on W-a-S, but when they do occur then we make every effort to fully reimburse and placate the customer

[vienna]

Whack...






<O>

[THEBERBSTER]

Hi E
Shear luck, honest :oops:

Peter

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/MCgIske.jpg 9 POINTS

[vienna]

Whack...










<O>

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/V17BPLc.jpg 4 POINTS

[Catfish]

whack!

Egg-laying mammals reported all over the place .. must be this time of the year

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/BRJmvgO.jpg 5 POINTS

[Aktungbby]

whack https://media1.tenor.com/images/b7d3982ef4bfb499e9ca34335a18d94a/tenor.gif?itemid=5258311:Kaleun_Los::Kaleun_Saliva ting:

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/RGtnR3K.jpg 0 POINTS for the egg head

[Aktungbby]

whack! https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=815&pictureid=10728

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/HvxCF4O.jpg 1 POINT

[Aktungbby]

whack! https://i.pinimg.com/originals/17/c6/b7/17c6b74d3678ef930d167104833a0195.gif:Kaleun_Party: jeeze! 0 to 1POINT?!!= 100% score improvement :yeah:

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/xo68zUT.jpg 10 POINTS

[Catfish]

Whack

Acorns for eggs :D

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/BtihGx2.jpg 7 POINTS

[Aktungbby]

WHACK! https://media1.tenor.com/images/7c400c1dd9123b5651fb965a385e6d6d/tenor.gif?itemid=13979034

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/5TKNbiF.jpg 5 POINTS

[Buddahaid]

Whack.

From Clearlake today.

[Aktungbby]

rats! I just dashed out to get my gardening wife drive-thu burgers...:k_confused: gotta keep the boss fed.:yep:

[ET2SN]

Out here in Iowa, Friday means its Bob-o-burger day. :D

My butcher makes these 3/4 pound patty monstrosities that you could grill but are better fried like a traditional grease burger.

:Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

I dust the patty with some Goya Sazon and Hickory "trail dust" before sacrificing it to a hot, covered pan. After cooking, its topped with Swiss cheese, pickles, mustard, and ketchup. Also served with fries.


:up:

[Aktungbby]

have a defibrillator alongside your ventilator for that artery hardener!:O:

[Catfish]

[...] My butcher makes these 3/4 pound patty monstrosities that you could grill but are better fried like a traditional grease burger.
I dust the patty with some Goya Sazon and Hickory "trail dust" before sacrificing it to a hot, covered pan. After cooking, its topped with Swiss cheese, pickles, mustard, and ketchup. Also served with fries. :up:
Reminds me of getting some good meat for bbq tomorrow evening. Using Ted Reader's dust for spicing, and a bit of Jack Daniels to marinate :up:

[ET2SN]

That's why its a once-a-week luxury. :up:
Dude, I'm in Iowa. Its not like we have Anorexics out here. :03:

I wanted to keep the "Friday sliders" tradition going after I got paroled from the Navy, but sliders are kinda lacking.

Keep your eyes peeled and I'll heave one out to the west coast. :Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/kJMPKD8.jpg 10 POINTS

[ET2SN]

Whack!

[Aktungbby]

BEGUILING ME WITH BURGER CHAT....NO EXCUSES ANY MORE https://media1.tenor.com/images/f1067b1b8185d8bd3cababc351ab1ab8/tenor.gif?itemid=15534182

[ET2SN]

Neener neener my ###. :D

INCOMING!! Don't let the burger hit a window! :o


:Kaleun_Cheers:

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/yV86JlX.jpg 7 POINTS

[Aktungbby]

WHACK! https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ab/b4/27/abb4272802130572ad0b147fd6cd9b0a.jpg

[ET2SN]

Boo! :arrgh!:

Did your burger show up? I swear, I set the catapult to "cruise" but it might have gone ballistic. :oops:

Just check your lawn for a recent, medium-sized crater and look in the middle. :yeah:

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/Nxbdtvz.jpg WHAC-A-BOMB

[ET2SN]

Whack!

Bah! I was already warned once. :doh:

[Eichhörnchen]

^ Wowee, that netted you 20 points, buddy... Aktung's going to choke on his burger now :haha::Kaleun_Applaud:

https://i.imgur.com/mhzKdII.jpg 0 POINTS for Telly's egg head

[Aktungbby]

WHACK https://media1.tenor.com/images/29859bdc513db68d1da76dec981aae73/tenor.gif?itemid=13979036WHO LUVS YA BBY!

[ET2SN]

Aktung's going to choke on his burger now :haha::Kaleun_Applaud:


If he can find it in the rubble.. :doh:
I think Vandenberg's going to be P.O.'d after that launch. :oops:

[Aktungbby]

ME 36; EISNENB 10; THEBERBS 10; VIENNA 9; CATFISH 14; BUDDABBY 5; ET2SN 30...I AIN'T DEAD YET!:Kaleun_Mad: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/fa/4b/99/fa4b991f223284b084c35ed4231ea563.jpg

[ET2SN]

ME 36; EISNENB 10; THEBERBS 10; VIENNA 9; CATFISH 14; BUDDABBY 5; ET2SN 30...I AIN'T DEAD YET!:Kaleun_Mad: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/fa/4b/99/fa4b991f223284b084c35ed4231ea563.jpg

On the one hand, I'm getting tired of looking at this picture.
On the other, no I'm not. :oops:

[Aktungbby]

On the one hand, I'm getting tired of looking at this picture.
On the other, no I'm not. :oops: JUST MAKE SURE YOUR LEFT HAND KNOWS WHAT YOUR RIGHT IS DOING ....WHEN IT'S NOT HOLDING A MASSIVE BURGER:O:

[Buddahaid]

On the one hand, I'm getting tired of looking at this picture.
On the other, no I'm not. :oops:

Pffft! You'll get arms like Popeye.....

Back from Lakeport and ready to whack. I drove by my grandparents old house and was pleased to see it still standing 655 Armstrong St Lakeport, CA if anyone wants to Google it. I used to spend Christmas there as a child.

[Aktungbby]

YEAH RIGHT! I DO MOST OF THE BANKS UP THERE....ABOUT THAT BOONDOCKS CAT HOUSE....:arrgh!:

[ET2SN]

You drive a get-away car? :o

[Buddahaid]

You talkin' about my mother? :o

:arrgh!:

[ET2SN]

Your mother's name is Banks? :o

:arrgh!:

[Aktungbby]

YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR MOTHER; U WERE FOUND FLOATING IN A LEAKY WICKER BASKET ON THE PETALUMA RIVER....AT THE MOUTH OF SAN PABLO BAY...U OWE YOUR LIFE TO HALF-EMPTY CAN OF FLEX-SEAL https://images.homedepot-static.com/productImages/19344e63-8d9e-41e5-ae6a-a62b58f485cd/svn/black-flex-seal-family-of-products-rubberized-coatings-fsr20-64_145.jpg STILL IN MY GARAGE.:shucks: