Whac-A-Squirrel

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/xBigjGa.jpg 2000 POINTS

[Buddahaid]

Whack

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/ytReoXO.jpg 100 POINTS

[Rockstar]

Wack wack wack wack wackety wack wack wack wack wack wackety wack wack wack wack wack wackety wack wack wack wack wack wackety wack wack wack wack wack wackety wack wack wack wack wack wackety wack wack wack wack wack wackety wack wack wack wack wack wackety wack wack wack wack wack wackety wack wack wack wack wack wackety wack wack wack wack wack wackety wack wack wack wack wack wackety wack wack wack wack wack wackety wack wack wack wack wack wackety wack wack wack wack wack wackety wack wack WACK WACKY WACK

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/mT1x2xT.jpg 0 POINTS

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/rQjJcW8.jpg 400 POINTS

[Catfish]

Whack

First one :yeah: and now i'll sleep :03:

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/71S4X2U.jpg 700 POINTS

[Aktungbby]

Whack

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/7kWg9U0.jpg 1700 POINTS

[Eisenwurst]

Whack.

[Eisenwurst]

@ Big E .....Dick van dyke with bald head and beard and bunny ears??

[Eichhörnchen]

^ I'll do my best

https://i.imgur.com/oxbg2ko.jpg 0 POINTS for Reece's first date

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/GsuXGa7.jpg 250 POINTS

[Rhodes]

Whack!

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/tj3gz9j.jpg 600 POINTS

[Rhodes]

Whack!

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/nlbaZlP.jpg 910 POINTS

[Buddahaid]

Whack

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/9uaQIXH.jpg 2000 POINTS

[Commander Wallace]

Whack and smack.

[Eichhörnchen]

^ Nice one, CW - you were well positioned for that high scoring whack

https://i.imgur.com/zSqEjZd.jpg 500 POINTS

[Eisenwurst]

Whack.

[Commander Wallace]

^ Nice one, CW - you were well positioned for that high scoring whack

https://i.imgur.com/zSqEjZd.jpg 500 POINTS


Yes. Isn't insomnia great ? :shifty::haha:

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/Do87IJU.jpg 300 POINTS

[Buddahaid]

Whack

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/HRCOaMa.jpg 1200 POINTS

[Buddahaid]

Whack

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/D3nTkfS.jpg 3 POINTS

[Buddahaid]

Whack

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/z2Me8EZ.jpg 820 POINTS

[Commander Wallace]

Whack and smack

[Buddahaid]

Whack

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/kLDLwKN.jpg 1510 POINTS

[Buddahaid]

Whack

[ET2SN]

As soon as I can get in synch with Eichhörnchen, you will all rue the day. :k_confused:

[ET2SN]

My trackball is warped. :Kaleun_Mad:

[Aktungbby]

Maybe you'd do better with a carbon fiber whacker, Aktung - you might find it quicker - less follow-through too so not so tiring


https://i.imgur.com/b1yBVmd.jpg 820 POINTS

Someone poke Aktungbby with a stick. :yep:
Wake up, geezer. :O:

My trackball is warped. :Kaleun_Mad:

Eich's synchronicity hath gone a glimmerin' due to a Viagra overdose to insure he's risen on Easter!:O: these scores are off the grid, beyond the pale, and supernumerous...for an warped old geezer w/o a carbonfiber whacker??!:o...who started an hour late due to a GMT screwup!

[Rhodes]

Whack! All of you..you're to excited! :D

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/kmBTmrD.jpg 550 POINTS

[Rhodes]

Whack!

[ET2SN]

I was checking the roster and let's just say that a certain west coast yacht owner was not present. No doubt, wearing his Shaman outfit and calling down a snowstorm for the Mid West. :arrgh!:

[ET2SN]

BAH!


:har:

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/Y8kUqxg.jpg 200 POINTS

[ET2SN]

Eich's synchronicity hath gone a glimmerin' due to a Viagra overdose to insure he's risen on Easter!:O: these scores are off the grid, beyond the pale, and supernumerous...for an warped old geezer w/o a carbonfiber whacker??!:o...who started an hour late due to a GMT screwup!

Eich brought a stealth fighter to the dog fight. :yep:

That's all good, but it all sounds like excuses to me. :O:

[ET2SN]

Whack!

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/TOkEhWO.jpg 1800 POINTS

[ET2SN]

Whack!

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/jYSdlv7.jpg 50 POINTS

[ET2SN]

Whack!

[ET2SN]

I'm-onna-roll. :rock:

[Buddahaid]

https://gray-kktv-prod.cdn.arcpublishing.com/resizer/ZaOtl8crMpEiUiGxm9wdPOTbQlU=/1200x675/smart/filters:quality(85)/cloudfront-us-east-1.images.arcpublishing.com/gray/IYCUENNUBJH6FJTERREH7MBTVM.jpg

[ET2SN]

:O:

Try to not hate me. :yep:

[Eichhörnchen]

Eich's synchronicity hath gone a glimmerin' due to a Viagra overdose to insure he's risen on Easter!:O: these scores are off the grid, beyond the pale, and supernumerous...for an warped old geezer w/o a carbonfiber whacker??!:o...who started an hour late due to a GMT screwup!

I was suitably appalled at my own dumbness there, buddy. Anyway... it does mean you've now got an extra hour at the end of the competition:)... uh-oh... ?

Let's see if you can be the first to whack this one...

https://i.imgur.com/rcbs2y2.jpg 901 POINTS

[Buddahaid]

Whack

[ET2SN]

Playing whack-a-squirrel in the bathroom just sounds so wrong. :o

[Eichhörnchen]

^ :har::Kaleun_Salute:

https://i.imgur.com/zpC6i2R.jpg 2 POINTS

[ET2SN]

Whack! I'll take it. :up:

[Buddahaid]

Whack not

[ET2SN]

Oh? Were you asleep? :O:

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/00roLko.jpg WHAC-A-BOMB!

[Buddahaid]

Whack

[ET2SN]

:Kaleun_Mad:

[Eichhörnchen]

:har::har: That gets Buddababy 1802 points :haha:

https://i.imgur.com/7HfuRUY.jpg 650 POINTS

[Buddahaid]

Whack

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/ZHOwtdK.jpg 1 POINT

[ET2SN]

Now, now. You need those points like I need Viagra. :arrgh!:

[Buddahaid]

Whack! Got timed out on this one....

[ET2SN]

Whack! :yeah:


You and me, both.

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/mK6DcOR.jpg 2000 POINTS

[ET2SN]

Whack!


:O:

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/E3On3U4.jpg

[Buddahaid]

I'm hitting the 5 minute limit now. :haha:

[Buddahaid]

https://i.imgur.com/E3On3U4.jpg

And here I was expecting you to go another hour for GMT.

[ET2SN]

Phew.. Bathroom break. :yep:

Well played to all. :Kaleun_Cheers:

[Eisenwurst]

https://i.imgur.com/E3On3U4.jpg

:)

Nice makeover for dvd.

[Eichhörnchen]

And here I was expecting you to go another hour for GMT.

No I've had enough, mate :haha: I'll have a lie-in tomorrow and add up the scores when I get up

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/xja2j2p.png SCORES:


Aktung: 750

Buddababy: 12368.5

Catfish: 400

CW: 3020

Eisenwurst: 4850

ET2SN: 5923

Rhodes: 1400

Rockstar 2000


https://i.imgur.com/T406T1P.jpg

Buddababy with a massive 12368.5 points is the highest scoring player of W-A-S so far... proof that this is becoming the most popular game on the internet... ever!

A bit of an experiment this - only spoiled a little by screwing-up the announced start time (sorry, Aktung) but I see a certain elegance in the scores: screw-ups aside, I think the order would've been much the same even if we knocked a couple of noughts off the end. I believe that big scores means big excitement... so next time it could be even better!

[propbeanie]

Wow! Buddababy shmeared baby chick feces all over the competition! Congrats to Buddababy!!! lol :har:

btw, I love those skirts you have there, Eichhörnchen! such a design! Sorry I missed the festivities AGAIN... the holidays are stressing me anymore... lol :salute:

[Buddahaid]

Good thing I picked up that half point then.

[Aktungbby]

Easter??...good god! I'll rise to the occasion (again)on the third time...@ Catfish: no ties this time BBY::O::Kaleun_Salivating:

https://i.imgur.com/xja2j2p.png SCORES:

Aktung: 750
Catfish: 400

A bit of an experiment this - only spoiled a little by screwing-up the announced start time (sorry, Aktung) but I see a certain elegance in the scores: screw-ups aside, I think the order would've been much the same even if we knocked a couple of noughts off the end. I believe that big scores means big excitement... so next time it could be even better!well at least you'll know your GMT from UST time; and I lived up to billing: no damn tie with Catfish!...achieving my stated aim??!:shucks:...my carbonfiber "geezer"whacker notwithstanding; Having prevailed (Vinnie Twice-Vinnie twice?:O:) previously, I may happily relinquish the Whack-gong to BuddhaBBY!:Kaleun_Salute: Playing Whack-a-squirrel in the bathroom just sounds so wrong. @ET2SN: playing in the bathroom is my only option...:O: my wife makes me do chores incl. serve Easter lamb with all the trimmings dinner and cleanup!!? which seriously hampered my effort last Easter(the tie) and impaired my pathetic geezer-effort this Easter! My computer was all set with precopied "whack"s ready to send w/o delay(the fastest mouse wins-especially against el whacko & Rockstar:yep:) when I became an hour late GMT-wise...and all peremptory initiative was lost...playing 'catchup' whack is not my forte...:wah:

[Eichhörnchen]

^ I'll make very sure I don't get the time wrong in future, mate. We're having our Easter joint of lamb in about an hour's time, so I'm lagging behind you now; Moira's doing some Yorkshire puddings... do you have those in the US?

[Aktungbby]

^ I'll make very sure I don't get the time wrong in future, mate. We're having our Easter joint of lamb in about an hour's time, so I'm lagging behind you now; Moira's doing some Yorkshire puddings... do you have those in the US?Absolutely! Both the wife, a superb chef/baker and daughter, make them. This Sunday past though, it was dinner rolls and hot cross buns for breakfast. They cook; and I BBQ...and cleanup after all culinary efforts. My summer job washing dishes/busboying in '68, when not caddying at dad's countryclub, has stood me in good-stead for 42 yearsof nuptial well-fed bliss!:doh::arrgh!: case in point: my wife is gearing up to bake me homemade crumpets to go with her homemade marmalade, raspberry, apricot, peach jams, and stewed tomatos. I have gleaning privileges of the neighbors' trees; we grow our own raspberries and tomatos. The garage shelves are filled with jars of her preserves.

[Catfish]

I feel honoured to be even mentioned – lol
No time this Easter unfortunately, but congratulation to the winners! :salute:

Thanks to Eichhörnchen :up:

[Aktungbby]

I was suitably appalled at my own dumbness there, buddy. Anyway... it does mean you've now got an extra hour at the end of the competition:)... uh-oh... ?



^ I'll make very sure I don't get the time wrong in future, mate

I feel honoured to be even mentioned – lol
No time this Easter unfortunately, but congratulation to the winners! :salute:

Thanks to Eichhörnchen :up: Indeed! And I'm honored as well; I note I've been promoted from buddy to mate...over time?? 🎯:O::Kaleun_Los::arrgh!:

[Rockstar]

I would have won this egg and rabbit holiday but I got side tracked :D

https://i.ibb.co/pnZR2mD/C5004429-EF70-4-C0-F-9016-2-A617417-B835.jpg

https://i.ibb.co/1GBLDMS/212-D35-CD-3-D7-C-4-C20-8-DAB-B2-C559529245.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

@ Aktung: as a Brit I only feel inclined to address an American as 'mate' when we've become genuinely friendly over time. 'Buddy' is more an informal friendly greeting offered in your own vernacular, which can be used for someone less familiar

However, if it's another Englishman then he'll call him 'mate' even if he's the plumber

[Commander Wallace]

Congratulations to Budda. Well done to everyone else. I was here now and then, so..... It was my job to do the cooking-again, over the holiday. Nice done big E for making things fun. :Kaleun_Applaud:

[Rockstar]

Key to success is open two windows. In the first window type the “whack whack whackety wack” response. The second window use to refresh once in awhile to see when the squirrel appears. When it does immediately switch to the first window and press submit.

If I didn’t go to the beach I would have won. ;)

[Rockstar]

Congratulations to Buddahaid. :Kaleun_Applaud::Kaleun_Cheers::Kaleun_Salute:

[Buddahaid]

I expect the beach was, well okaaay, but nothing compares with winning a Whack-A-Squirrel finally (obvious gratuitous statement)! We had a parade at home where I marched, with all due humility for the honor, past the roaring crowd of two felines wanting breakfast to the W. C. It was magic.

https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57f0b8c859cc68fe6a908fb7/1570290379593-RU65E5O9B43BBO4O4U6H/religions-procession-in-kursk-province-by-ilya-repin-famous-art-handmade-oil-painting-on-canvas.jpg

[ET2SN]

I would have won this egg and rabbit holiday but I got side tracked :D

https://i.ibb.co/pnZR2mD/C5004429-EF70-4-C0-F-9016-2-A617417-B835.jpg

https://i.ibb.co/1GBLDMS/212-D35-CD-3-D7-C-4-C20-8-DAB-B2-C559529245.jpg

All you needed was a coffee can with Donnie's ashes in it. :D :rock:


Meanwhile..
That push to the finish line was getting tense. :o
A couple of us forgot about that "1 minute timeout" on new posts. :timeout:

To concentrate or cast out a snarky reply, what would you do, what would YOU do?? :doh:

Big THANK YOU to Eichhörnchen. :Kaleun_Cheers: W-A-S keeps getting better.

[Aktungbby]

My computer was all set with precopied "whack"s ready to send w/o delay(the fastest mouse wins-especially against el whacko & Rockstar:yep:)

Key to success is open two windows. In the first window type the “whack whack whackety wack” response. The second window use to refresh once in awhile to see when the squirrel appears. When it does immediately switch to the first window and press submit.
Precisely!:Kaleun_Salute:

[Catfish]

[...] We had a parade at home where I marched, with all due humility for the honor, past the roaring crowd of two felines wanting breakfast to the W. C. It was magic. [...]
:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

[ET2SN]

[/COLOR]

Precisely!:Kaleun_Salute:

BAH! I'm more of a "purist", at most I'll load up a second window to listen to an archived pod cast on YT. Otherwise, I'm like a hunter on the African Plain, waiting for the gazelle to show up. :arrgh!:

Which reminds me, I would be remiss (and I'll probably regret it by next week) if I didn't also thank all of the little people I had to step on during my journey to my rightful place on the Podium Of Champions. :yep:

You all know who you are (and I'm too lazy to look up your names) and you all make me feel that much more important, as if that was possible. :yeah:


:Kaleun_Cheers:
(Its lite beer but still..)

[Eichhörnchen]

I eventually had to open two windows as well, but they weren't on the computer

[Aktungbby]

https://i.ibb.co/1GBLDMS/212-D35-CD-3-D7-C-4-C20-8-DAB-B2-C559529245.jpg I see that 'vexatious litigant' Rockstar has taken to nose-up fotos to avoid revealing baldness issues In his misanthropic beachfront resurrections https://www.biography.com/.image/t_share/MTE5NTU2MzE2MzUzNjI3NjU5/grigoriy-yefimovich-rasputin-9452162-1-402.jpg :D whereas I'm simply in good company, baldness notwithstanding:https://i.imgur.com/SawjfKA.jpg https://i.imgur.com/Javaimr.jpg https://i.imgur.com/mhzKdII.jpg https://i.imgur.com/F1v2ivo.jpg while having Misanthropic Resurrections on my own beaches!!:arrgh!:https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=815&pictureid=10728:arrgh!:

[ET2SN]

I eventually had to open two windows as well, but they weren't on the computer

We were getting ready to mention it. :yep:
Next time, strike a match or blame the cat. :up:

[mapuc]

We were getting ready to mention it. :yep:
Next time, strike a match or blame the cat. :up:

A cat owner would know that it wasn't the cat..their farts or poop smells a lot different than an ordinary persons ditto.

Markus

[Von Due]

You JUST had to remind me, didn't you?
:D

[Rockstar]

[COLOR="PaleGreen"] I see that 'vexatious litigant' Rockstar has taken to nose-up fotos to avoid revealing baldness issues In his misanthropic beachfront resurrections

Au contraire Mr. Luthor, there’s no domes in family :03:. I find the ladies like running their fingers my mop. Get this, I even had one tell me I reminded her of a time when the world wasn’t so crazy. :haha:

[Aktungbby]

A cat owner would know that it wasn't the cat..their farts or poop smells a lot different than an ordinary persons ditto.

Markus Your obviously not married: mine smell exactly like the cats:D

[ET2SN]

Your obviously not married: mine smell exactly like the cats:D


That's odd, what are you feeding the cats? :hmmm:
WAIT, what are you feeding YOU?? :o

Is Thursday night Friskies night? :doh:

[Aktungbby]

That's odd, what are you feeding the cats? :hmmm:
WAIT, what are you feeding YOU?? :o

Is Thursday night Friskies night? :doh:Ahem! Plausible feline deniability! :Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

[ET2SN]

I had to ask.
You know, "California".. :03:

[ET2SN]

Btw, for anyone's who interested, I have photos of the exact moment when I ruined Aktungbby's punchline. :D

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/znTBdhO.jpg

Important questions about cat poo and hair styles aside, are there any more comments about the scoring this time?

This did start off just as a whacky idea but then I had the thought that it might smooth the fur of players who are not around at the same time as me and feeling they're missing out on points because of it. This 'scattergun' of wildly varying scores might help these guys to a better overall total - especially if they can catch around 2000 points for a single whack - and if I post the higher scoring squirrels around the times I'm going to bed and getting up, I think this also might even up their chances

[Catfish]

WHACK!
:oops: too late?

It think this is a good idea, however one person being lucky and getting two of those high-scoring bombs will probably win easily.
(I know it's a lame excuse but really did not have the time, this time :03:)

[ET2SN]

https://i.imgur.com/znTBdhO.jpg



:har:


Just my opinion, if we write the rules- we're going to #### it up. :03:

One of the things I like is that I have no idea what I'm getting into, I have to adapt on the fly. :Kaleun_Cheers:

[Eichhörnchen]

In other news - it's nice to see the older traditions still being observed at this time of year

https://i.imgur.com/ljKUTbT.jpg

[Buddahaid]

I'm not sure the points made the difference or that I was more available to keep up.

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/zduphum.jpg "This one's for Mater!"


Heads up, yabuggas - there's another Right Royal 24 hour Special coming up! From 24:00 BST (23:00 GMT) Wednesday night, to run right through One's Special Day on Thursday. Join the thronging crowds for this once-in-a-lifetime event - but please stay away if you feel an unexpected craving for bananas

https://i.imgur.com/R03tMEF.jpg

[Commander Wallace]

"This one's for Mater!"


Heads up, yabuggas - there's another Right Royal 24 hour Special coming up! From 12:00 BST (11:00 GMT) Wednesday night, to run right through One's Special Day on Thursday. Join the thronging crowds for this once-in-a-lifetime event - but please stay away if you feel an unexpected craving for bananas




Now, Who's special day could you be referring to, Eichhörnchen ? :03:

[Eichhörnchen]

Heads up, yabuggas - there's another Right Royal 24 hour Special coming up! From 24:00 BST (23:00 GMT) Wednesday night, to run right through One's Special Day on Thursday. Join the thronging crowds for this once-in-a-lifetime event - but please stay away if you feel an unexpected craving for bananas

https://i.imgur.com/R03tMEF.jpg


https://i.imgur.com/7I0QXkF.jpg

[ET2SN]

This gives me plenty of time to distract Aktungbby. :Kaleun_Smile:


"Hey, are those barnacles on your boat?"



:Kaleun_Wink:

[mapuc]

Are we going to smack them with a banana ?

Markus

[Eichhörnchen]

No, Markus - bananas and monkeys are going to lose people points in this next game - more about which later

[Buddahaid]

Can we discuss this?
https://imagizer.imageshack.com/img922/5969/AgRNvM.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

^ :har: You'll be safe in your suit for now - points will be deducted for whacking monkeys

[Buddahaid]

^ :har: You'll be safe in your suit for now - points will be deducted for whacking monkeys

Ooh, ooh, oooh.
https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/640x480q90/924/rKDYG6.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/IdOHGHN.jpg

Heads up, yabuggas - there's another Right Royal 24 hour Special coming up! From 24:00 BST (23:00 GMT) Wednesday night, to run right through One's Special Day on Thursday. Join the thronging crowds for this once-in-a-lifetime event - but please stay away if you feel an unexpected craving for bananas

[ET2SN]

You forgot to denote which planet. :k_confused:

So, let me get this straight; on the eve of the blood moon when Jupiter aligns with Mars and the five legged lambs bring mint jelly to hungry townsfolk, we'll start to think about oiling up our whackers. :arrgh!:

Geez, its getting to the point where you need to pass a course in String Theory to figure out what's going on. :hmmm:

[ET2SN]

https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/640x480q90/924/rKDYG6.jpg

" Hey, hey, we're The Monkeys!!" :D

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/6GmiM8f.jpg

[Reece]

At the moment here in South Australia it is Wednesday 23:40 UTC/GMT or 9:15am. Yes rather confusing!! :oops::hmmm:

I'd say it is 8:30am thursday here!!

[Rockstar]

^ :har: You'll be safe in your suit for now - points will be deducted for whacking monkeys

Ummm, that’s not a suit he’s wearing :)

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/lrGABXW.jpg "Oyez, Oyez!"

"Heads up for ye RULES for ye Royal Platinum Jubilee Whack beginning at midnight tonight BST which will be around about 14 hours from now (give or take a couple of minutes) in this place!"


YE RULES:

"In that a Player may whack any squirrel (or image thereof, be it on a cheap tatty T-Shirt, mug or any form of merchandise) to score valuable points. If thou see a squirrel then whack it"

"If any Player whacketh any human or other personage, then shall no points be given"

"If any Player shall whack any monkey, ape or baboon or anything connected thereof (such as wot they eat i.e. bananas) then shall the cry go up Monkeypox! and the miscreant straightway and publicly stripped of 100 points"

"Ye Whac-a-Bombs shall be in play"

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/z5KGOdD.jpg "Hear ye, hear ye!"

"Heads up for ye Royal Platinum Jubilee Whack beginning at midnight tonight BST which will be 8 hours from now (give or take a couple of minutes) in this place!"

[Rockstar]

Whack whack whack (just in case) :)

[Eichhörnchen]

^ There always has to be a premature whacker :yep:

[Eichhörnchen]

"Oyez, oyez... three hours to ye kick-off" https://i.imgur.com/d1oL1sZ.jpg "Prepare your whackers!"

[ET2SN]

But, what if we cross the international date line at the exact moment the contest begins? :doh::hmmm::arrgh!:

[Eichhörnchen]

I live right on that line as it happens (true) but I'm not going out at this time of night to find out what happens :haha:

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/IG77PhL.jpg


GET
https://i.imgur.com/9hHEl1R.jpg
WHACKING!


https://i.imgur.com/vcbOTxu.jpg 1000 BIG ONES

[Aktungbby]

whackhttps://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/17000000/Betty-Boop-Parody-s-movies-betty-boop-17090218-245-362.gif

[ET2SN]

whack

Shouldn't you be scrubbing your hull? :O:

[Aktungbby]

This gives me plenty of time to distract Aktungbby. I only scrub the tiller matey...when not abafting her rudder!!??:Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

[ET2SN]

My forward-deployed operatives said you had a bad case of Barnacles.
Maybe they weren't talking about the boat? :hmmm:



:Kaleun_Binocular:

[Aktungbby]

Phuket'll do that 2 yas!!

[Eichhörnchen]

@ ET2SN Here's the marker not very far from my place. They're going to light the beacon alongside it tomorrow night; these are positioned on poles the length of the land so that you can see those either side of you on the horizon (but you can't)

https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=2303179&postcount=1528



https://i.imgur.com/Kk01wbD.jpg 300 POINTS

[Aktungbby]

whack! https://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/4000000/Betty-Boop-betty-boop-4061302-199-321.gif

[Eichhörnchen]

I guess you'll be wondering by now what time I'm likely to go to bed, Aktung?

[Aktungbby]

not at all! https://cdn.theatlantic.com/media/mt/science/assets_c/2013/05/pervitin-thumb-570x392-123230.jpg:Kaleun_Salivating:

[ET2SN]

Boo!

:k_confused:

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/s1kRJdF.jpg 0 POINTS for a Coldstream Guardsman

[Aktungbby]

whack!https://media.tatler.com/photos/61e1606b79b312256fb90c81/16:9/w_2560%2Cc_limit/GettyImages-76214482.jpg

[ET2SN]

Is that a squirrel under his tunic? :o

[Aktungbby]

If he's not bushy tailed he's sure bushy headed

[ET2SN]

Did you try the brownies I sent over?


You're getting sleepy. Very, very sleepy..



:woot::Kaleun_Smile:

[Aktungbby]

Did you try the brownies I sent over?


You're getting sleepy. Very, very sleepy..



:woot::Kaleun_Smile:sorry I'm wired against distractions for the night!https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/1a/60/87/1a608706fde3f1d051ddf2a068972ad8.gif

[ET2SN]

Sticking your fingers in a wall outlet is cheating. :06:

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/sA0sMkd.jpg 900 POINTS

[Aktungbby]

at my age, sticking my fingers in an outlet is called defibrillation! whack!https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/Lne6DvlzPGpN9-9oox8E0tYYfl0/fit-in/2048xorig/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-/2019/08/19/981/n/43682775/162c12ad99dcd4c1_GettyImages-181673503/i/Black-Magic-Woman.jpg

[ET2SN]

WHACK!

[Eichhörnchen]

He's too quick on the draw. mate :haha:

https://i.imgur.com/wniLTME.jpg 800 POINTS

[Aktungbby]

whack!https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/YH447eKasDNLZ1HpryVlnheQWFA/1125x0:4632x3507/fit-in/2048xorig/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-/2019/08/21/897/n/43682775/c60791d85d5daa80a6fff9.69940976_/i/Most-Memorable-Pictures-Princess-Diana.jpg Grey-eyed Athenas always inspire me!:yeah: https://c.tenor.com/b9aXvYZ7edUAAAAM/red-kit.gif

[ET2SN]

:Kaleun_Mad:






:O:

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/WHV47fA.jpg I'm feeling kinda sleepy now

[Buddahaid]

Whack!

[ET2SN]

Did you READ the rules for today's game? :nope:







:har:

[Eichhörnchen]

:har::har::har::har:

Monkeypox!! He just won himself a minus
100 point score!

https://i.imgur.com/CvfN51I.jpg 500 POINTS

[ET2SN]

WHACK!

[Aktungbby]

whack! https://www.brides.com/thmb/BsOS4gEwo6jScDPgvNeu2R_2nX0=/3565x3565/filters:fill(auto,1)/__opt__aboutcom__coeus__resources__content_migrati on__brides__proteus__5b7c20966b2d9c0892bc56fd__11-fdcf232596964bb182b58d897c46d1f4.jpeg

[Aktungbby]

:Kaleun_Applaud:nice your catching up! yer only 2500 behind me!

[ET2SN]

:Kaleun_Goofy:

[ET2SN]

Whack a monkey= You get to sit in the back seat of the squad car. :yeah::yep:

[Eichhörnchen]

Good for you both - I thought I was going to have to wave the rule book around there for a moment since you posted simultaneously


https://i.imgur.com/gJH5I8R.jpg 1000 POINTS

[Aktungbby]

whack! https://media.vanityfair.com/photos/60dcc8dbba7beb43db9b1b44/master/w_2560%2Cc_limit/princess-diana-ble.jpgYup first one on the board gets the simulpost...poor bugger now he's only 3500 behind!:arrgh!:...thank god I bribed El Whacko's mom again!:O: or else I'd be outposted!:wah:

[ET2SN]

Someone's gotten into the Metamucil again. :roll:


For the rest of you, play accordingly. :yep::up:

[Aktungbby]

Well, it's 3:00AM GMT, Eich's an hour since last post and I gotta feed the frau; so I'm off for takeout

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/ii5iw0Z.jpg 600 POINTS

[ET2SN]

WHACK!




:haha:

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/WFVO4Rn.jpg 900 POINTS

[ET2SN]

Trippy.

Whack!

[Aktungbby]

whack!https://imagesvc.meredithcorp.io/v3/mm/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.onecms.io%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fsites%2F20%2F2021%2F05%2F25%2F princess-diana-1.jpg&q=60

[ET2SN]

:O:

[Aktungbby]

i just totalled up the score...you're half the man I am...and the night is young!:Kaleun_Salivating:

[ET2SN]

Tracking the score already? Sounds like someone is running scared.. :Kaleun_Wink:

[Aktungbby]

nah, it's just "situational awareness" against a young whippersnapper:doh: I gotta get enough points so I can go to bed in the lead!!?? Plus we got a 550 acre fire north of my location
with mandatory evacuations ongoing, so I might have to gear up to work if summoned forth. :Kaleun_Sleep:

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/KgJvqVb.jpg 500 POINTS

[Aktungbby]

whack!https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/UtHbzYw6PTtFagvhHltKxim4gSc/fit-in/2048xorig/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-/2013/10/31/836/n/1922153/4be886a1201b0f10_76156224_10/i/Diana-looked-glamorous-sporting-her-signature-brushed-up-blowout.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/gMBdHdI.jpg 20 POINTS

[Aktungbby]

whack!https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/q1vBVIXw8T2yzB459OVBzQ--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTY0MDtoPTUyMA--/https://s.yimg.com/os/creatr-uploaded-images/2019-06/35d06df0-8864-11e9-b6fb-768657d9765220 miserable points!!?? This is elder abuse!:Kaleun_Crying::Kaleun_Mad::cry::wah:

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/XNfvPBz.jpg 0 POINTS for Royal Marine

[Catfish]

I bet there's a squirrel in this drum .. :hmmm:

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/u5MwdH8.jpg 100 POINTS

[Catfish]

Whack a king!

sry i really wanted to play from 0 dark on, (which is 1 a.m. summertime here) but having to get up at six in the morning for this something ridiculous thing called "work" this was a bit.. deflating

[Rhodes]

wack!

[Eichhörnchen]

^ Rule no.5 (page 1) applies: Catfish gets the points

https://i.imgur.com/Y38RTgc.jpg 200 POINTS

[Reece]

Whack a Queen!!

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/nBnc3N8.jpg 1000 POINTS

[Commander Wallace]

Whack and smack

[Eichhörnchen]

Hey, you've got some real skin in the game :Kaleun_Salute:

https://i.imgur.com/4j9XyF9.jpg 500 POINTS

[Rockstar]

Whack

https://www.tscstores.com/GetImage.ashx?maintainAspectRatio=true&maxHeight=400&maxWidth=400&Path=~%2fAssets%2fProductImages%2f3000541-1.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/P1Jjxy9.jpg 700 POINTS

[Rockstar]

Whack

https://www.tscstores.com/GetImage.ashx?maintainAspectRatio=true&maxHeight=400&maxWidth=400&Path=~%2fAssets%2fProductImages%2f240526-1.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/vS8eXad.jpg 400 POINTS

[Rockstar]

Whacky wack

https://www.tscstores.com/GetImage.ashx?maintainAspectRatio=true&maxHeight=400&maxWidth=400&Path=~%2fAssets%2fProductImages%2f3000544-1.jpg

[Rockstar]

Ok, I’m going out for a cup of coffee now. I’ll be gone for an hour. Bye, I leaving now…

Here I go I’m walking out the door. Bye

Ok I’m walking away now be back in a few. Go ahead and play without me now bye.

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/Opp56RO.jpg 400 POINTS

[Rockstar]

Whack

https://www.heritageacresmarket.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/Jubilee-Orpingtons_-A-Royal-Breed-For-Your-Flock-1024x512.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/ypopVYN.jpg 200 POINTS

[Rockstar]

DOUBLE WACK

https://www.tscstores.com/GetImage.ashx?maintainAspectRatio=true&maxHeight=400&maxWidth=400&Path=~%2fAssets%2fProductImages%2f240565-1.jpg

[Rockstar]

I have to go to work now, I have to go bye
I’m walking out the door bye bye now
You’re going to have to post squirrels without me now, bye, see ya.
Here I go I’m leaving bye
I’m out the door and walking away

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/1AI9ngi.jpg 90 POINTS

[Rhodes]

Whack!

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/aJn3cGW.jpg 0 POINTS for Royal Horse Artillery trooper

[Rhodes]

That guy deserves a Wack!

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/5gIhuxf.jpg 800 POINTS

[Rockstar]

Whack

https://www.tscstores.com/GetImage.ashx?maintainAspectRatio=true&maxHeight=400&maxWidth=400&Path=~%2fAssets%2fProductImages%2f3000545-1.jpg

[Aktungbby]

whack!https://i.pinimg.com/736x/94/9f/06/949f06d7045513f9b18f83412ab2bb9e.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

^ Points of course go to Rockstar (but a great photo, Aktung)

https://i.imgur.com/8EZnRuQ.jpg Dressed up nice

[Rockstar]

That’s not a monkey it’s an ape.

[Buddahaid]

Whack

[Rockstar]

Stop spanking the monkey

[Eichhörnchen]

That’s not a monkey it’s an ape.

Quote: "If any Player shall whack any monkey, ape or baboon or anything connected thereof (such as wot they eat i.e. bananas) then shall the cry go up Monkeypox! and the miscreant straightway and publicly stripped of 100 points"

So it looks as though Buddababy, hell bent on self destruction, has whacked his way to another minus 100 points :har::har:


https://i.imgur.com/cmJtPrz.jpg 1000 POINTS

[Aktungbby]

whack!https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/106/590x/secondary/Queen-Elizabeth-1897311.jpg?r=1559575350074Enroute to an assassination attempt!

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/XmIQdSU.jpg 0 POINTS for Beefeater

[Aktungbby]

whack!https://www.hobbybunker.com/userfiles/media/images/57493/large_ce055s_800_600_1606798094.jpg here's one for your toy soldier collection Eich!!:shucks:

[ET2SN]

Who punched the Queen in da nose? :doh:

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/5RypKYZ.jpg 1 POINT

[Rockstar]

wack

https://static.wowcher.co.uk/images/deal/23449604/875774.jpg

[Aktungbby]

That's not a squirrel; that's a chipmunk! NO POINTS:O: Rockfish: 3001pts ; Aktung: 5,520pts :hmmm: EGADS! he's gaining!!:O:

[ET2SN]

https://static.wowcher.co.uk/images/deal/23449604/875774.jpg

That gets more messed up the more you think about it. :har:

[Rockstar]

https://imgix.elitedaily.com/elite-daily/2015/06/15191538/smoking-weed-problems-elite-daily-800x400.png?w=610&fit=max&auto=format&q=70 :D

[Eichhörnchen]

That's not a squirrel; that's a chipmunk! NO POINTS:O: Rockfish: 3001pts ; Aktung: 5,520pts :hmmm: EGADS! he's gaining!!:O:

^ Sciurus Vulgaris (Red Squirrel)


https://i.imgur.com/N8B4D2y.jpg 700 POINTS

[Rockstar]

Wack

https://i.etsystatic.com/5655981/r/il/ef519e/3886919802/il_794xN.3886919802_keim.jpg

[Aktungbby]

https://image.invaluable.com/housePhotos/houseofwhitley/96/724396/H20767-L290194933.jpg

[ET2SN]

DON'T WHACK THE HOLY HAND GRENADE! :k_confused:

[Aktungbby]

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1624/2885/products/1953-QEII-coronation-mug-Empire-a_1024x1024.jpg?v=1492834398Rule 1 in 70 years on the throne: "to ERr is human!":shucks:

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/0Q29sSV.jpg "Now did you really think I'd miss this?"

[Buddahaid]

Whack! Close enough to a simian.

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/y33Hq2r.jpg 40 POINTS

[Catfish]

whack

[Rockstar]

WACK

https://www.instaplant.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/platinum-logo2-480x419.jpg



Damn I missed!

[ET2SN]

WHACK

[Rhodes]

wack!

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/SuvWIp0.jpg 500 POINTS

[Aktungbby]

whack! https://www.history.com/.image/ar_1:1%2Cc_fill%2Ccs_srgb%2Cfl_progressive%2Cq_aut o:good%2Cw_1200/MTY4MzI2MDQ1OTYxODIzNTA5/queen-elizabeth-ii-gettyimages-904669426.jpgMy favorite photo actually!:arrgh!:

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/yY163PR.jpg

"I 'ave been directed to point out to you that there is now only three hours left of this seemin'ly interminable nonsense - an' I don't mean 'er Majesty's Royal Jubilee, neither"

[ET2SN]

:shifty:

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/0hNmUV8.jpg 100 POINTS

[Aktungbby]

whack!https://www.nationalww2museum.org/sites/default/files/2021-03/lead%20image%20-%20KB%20M-4.jpg "course I'm a little bias'd; I like truck mechanics!

[HW3]

Whack

[Aktungbby]

^ turning 71 can slow a man down!:O:

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/DAloH9J.jpg 10 POINTS

[Catfish]

:shifty:
yep, i'm out too. Bye bye

[Aktungbby]

whack!https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/world-news/2021/10/20/TELEMMGLPICT000073395178_trans_NvBQzQNjv4Bq1F9N6pU Iu4QWFka9jlJHP6-lyVrTqf614gQh-rT66PU.jpeg?imwidth=680Busy at Bisley:salute: ^ Afraid Aktung just pipped you, HW3 ^Nah! I was merely commiserating as a fellow 71 yearold...Rockfish is faster and El Whacko is out of my league altogther!!??:wah:

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/DnzBNIv.jpg 0 POINTS for Household Cavalry

[ET2SN]

Whack, I'll take what I can get.


:O: