Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams II

[Raptor1]

Granted, it's the smoking remains of your (soon to be permanent) submarine

I wish Task Force's sig wasn't dead so he wouldn't need to bloody replace it so often

[Task Force]

Granted... but task force is busy going to yell at the imageshack Idiouts....

(it is still a X)

I wish my sigs would stop dissapearing...

[ubootcomrade]

Granted, they stop disappearing, but now they start breeding and they overrun the Subsim forums.

I wish to get a front row seat in what is the inevitable punch up between Gordon Brown and Jeremy Clarkson.

[Task Force]

Granted... but sadly they end up not fighting... and start talking about cars...

I wish the wish of a 1,000 wishes.

[TarJak]

Granted, but it costs you 55000 posts to get the 1000 wishes

I wish slavering idiots would stop it

[Raptor1]

Granted, but since 'slavering' is such a relative term, nothing noticeable happens

I wish I could kill Zazzmatazz's henchmen

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but you forget the henchwomen who wreak a terrible revenge.

I wish pork scratchings would cure this itch of mine.

[Shearwater]

Granted. They cure the itch, but you get swine flu instead.

I wish I could finish my assignments on time.

[Task Force]

Granted, on time to be late...

I wish that there were only 5 dementions instead of 10.

[TarJak]

Granted, you are only 5 times as demented as a psychotic arachnid.

I wish for a windfall payment this month.

[ubootcomrade]

Granted, however it is blown away in a freak gust of wind.


I wish to be in exactly the right place at the right time to catch TarJak's money.

[Raptor1]

Granted, unfortunately the gust of wind also blows the radioactive fallout into that general direction

I wish it wasn't blasphemy

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but it's still heresy.

I wish the Catholic Church fell once and for all.

[TarJak]

Granted, St Mary's Catholic Church falls once and for all on your bonce.

I wish the strategy fitted the capability.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, the Australian naval strategy is to surrender due to its lack of capability.

I wish we were better off.

[Raptor1]

Granted, we are better off without you

I wish I wasn't destroyed by a bunch of electrical wires

[Contact]

Granted, you still woudn't, if I accidently didn't switched the power on :D

I wish fightings for copyright protection would die slowly in pain.

[TarJak]

Granted, they do but as I'm not sure what your dream means, I'll just have to use generic crush number 65032 and leave you dying slowly in pain due to the fightings.

I wish gibberish were more fashionable as pants.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but only because yours are see-through.

I wish my habits were habitual.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but, seeing as all habits are habitual, you get nothing but another post

I wish th010000110100111101001101010011010101010101001110 01001001010000110100000101010100010010010100111101 00111000100000010001010101001001010010010011110101 0010

[Task Force]

granted... your binary code is thouroughly crushed

I wish raptor only knew bianary code as a language.

[Raptor1]

01000111011100100110000101101110011101000110010101 10010000101100001000000110001001110101011101000010 00000111100101101111011101010010000001100011011000 01011011100010011101110100001000000110001101110010 011101010111001101101000001000000110100101110100

01001001001000000111011101101001011100110110100000 10000001111001011011110111010100100000011000010110 11000110110000100000011101110110111101110101011011 00011001000010000001110101011100110110010100100000 01110100011010000110100101110011001000000111001101 11010101110000011001010111001001101001011011110111 00100010000001101101011011110110010001100101001000 00011011110110011000100000011000110110111101101101 01101101011011010111010101101110011010010110001101 10000101110100011010010110111101101110

[Task Force]

01100111 01110010 01100001 01101110 01110100 01100101 01100100 00101100 00100000 01100010 01110101 01110100 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110111 00100000 01100101 01110110 01100101 01110010 01111001 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100000 01110101 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 01110011 01110100 01100001 01101110 01100100 01110011 00100000 01101001 01110100 00101110 00101110 00101110 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101110 01101111 01101100 01101111 01101110 01100111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100001 01100100 01110110 01100001 01101110 01100011 01100101 01100100 00101110 00101110 00101110...

01001001 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110011 01101000 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01110101 01110100 01100101 01110010 01110011 00100000 01101011 01101110 01100101 01110111 00100000 01101101 01101111 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01101010 01110101 01110011 01110100 00100000 00110000 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 00110001 01110011 00101110 00101110 00101110

[TarJak]

4772616e7465642c207468657920737065616b206865782077 6869636820796f7520646f6e5c27746e6f77206c65745c2773 20676574207468697320746872656164206261636b20746f20 736f6d657468696e672073656e7369626c652e

I wish for the ability to make rain.

[Shearwater]

Granted. The general idea is to drink plenty of water and position yourself on a high location.

I wish that someday blimps will replace airplanes.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but the planes are all paper ones, so they don't fly for long.

I wish that suspicion was well founded.

[TarJak]

Granted, the suspicsion about your cross-dressing is very well founded.

I wish Carry-on movies carried on less.

[NealT]

They do...just don't have the right type...they are called por$

I wish I could wake up my spouse for a little 'baby-making' practice...

[Jimbuna]

Granted, all the plastic parts are ready, simply make sure you fit the left hand onto the left arm of the doll.

I wish the end was nigh.

[Shearwater]

Granted. You can now reach the end of your desk while staying in place.

I wish that just once in my life I could tell you how much I love all of you :ping:

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but I was the only one you weren't referring to.

I wish the others would oblige.

[TarJak]

Granted, the other oblige by abstaining.

I wish abstinence wasn't a cure for indulgence

[Raptor1]

Granted, now you can't make amends for your sins by abstaining from them

I wish you would stop this at once

[Task Force]

granted.. he stops at once, but contenues afterwords.

I wish math was simple...

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but only for people with a simple mind.

I wish my theory was quantifiable.

[NealT]

Granted...I just ran the numbers and your theory means absolutely NOTHING or ZERO (0).

I wish JB did not make things so easy to crush...

[TarJak]

Granted, he is now making completely uncrushable wishes but just not exposing them on Subsim.

I wish Jimbuna would expose his wishes on Subsim.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, jimbuna drops his trousers and reveals what he lovingly calls 'wishes'. Now you are wishing your wishes were as big as my wishes.

I wish your suspicions were flawed.

[Task Force]

granted, but they are flawed, but only minorly flawed...

I wish my 8800gts was as good as an 295 gtx.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but they are far inferior to the ATI cards

I wish 3dfx will once more become the dominant video card manufacturer!

[Task Force]

Granted, but only sold in north korea... (and I like my nvidia card, it dosent have the dumb a** Catalyst control panel.)

I wish this guy :x would spontaniously combust...

[TarJak]

Granted, he does in your bed http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/Spider-Hulk/GWXforum/Smileys/angry.gif

I wish I wish I wish

[Raptor1]

Granted, granted, granted, it's crushed

I wish to crush a crush

[TarJak]

Granted, you crush that teacher of yours you've had a crush on all year. She's none to happy about that and puts you on Saturday detention for 6 months.

I wish that web application would stop falling over.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, they now stand erect....I bet you wish yours could. :DL

I wish the knowledge was well known.

[TarJak]

Granted, but now that everyone is a London cabbie, the entire city is forced into gridlock with black cabs.

I wish fortuitous events would overtake us.

[NealT]

Granted, you are run over by a Brink's Armored Car carrying a load of gold to Ft. Knox.

I wish leveling was not so difficult and time consuming.

[Task Force]

Granted, it is now extremely quick and makes alot of noise... those distroyers seem to like you!

I wish that that brink's aurmored truck with the gold would drop 5 gold bars on my doorstep.

[TarJak]

Granted, they drop them on your feet crushing your toes and causing damage that cost exactly 5 gold bars to repair.

I wish matter was constantly in flux.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but it doesn't 'matter' because the fluxation is constantly fluctuating.

I wish the timing was right.

[Task Force]

granted... for that big guy named bubba behind the wall to jump at you... and thats all Im gonna say about that...

I wish that bubba would dissapear...

[Jimbuna]

Granted, underneath your bed and playing with your toys.

I wish taste was indefineable.

[Task Force]

granted.... and horriable...

I wish jim would understand that his wish crush is false...

[TarJak]

Granted, he now understands that the crush falsely led you to believe that your nocturnal manipulations wouls make you more of a man.

I wish TF would manipulate his own demise.

[Raptor1]

Granted, manipulates it so it happens yesterday, causing space and time to shatter

I wish the bombing would destroy the enemy

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but seeing as the enemy had overrun your positions, it also destroyed you.

I wish youngsters would realise they will never know as much as their elders.

[TarJak]

Granted, us youngsters realise it but just don't care.:O:

I wish Jim wasn't feeling so old.

[Task Force]

Granted, he feels young... makeing you so old...

I wish all your base are belong to us!

[Raptor1]

Granted, but you are on the way to destruction

I wish somebody didn't set up us the bomb

[Jimbuna]

Granted, they send you a bomber to deliver it instead.

I wish the show to begin.

[Task Force]

Granted, but you it is not the show you wanted to see...

I wish life was customiseable.

[TarJak]

Granted, your life is now a custom biscuit tin.

I wish for more than there was before.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, you now get more headaches than you did before.

I wish the cap would fit.

[Raptor1]

Granted, it fits someone else

I wish eternity was not so boring

[Task Force]

granted... its so mutch fun your head pops off your sholders.

I wish eternity wasnt too fun, nor to boreing...

[TarJak]

Granted, eternity is now very mediocre.

I wish I had a carapace.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but because of the size of yor backside, you can never fit into it.

I wish your young friend didn't remind so many people of the 'minor' bird.

[TarJak]

Granted, they all think he's a major pain.

I wish forebearance would implant itself into all.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but not the forefathers please.

I wish common sense was scarcer than rocking horse sh!te.

[TarJak]

Granted, look around you.

I wish the bedlam would recede.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but not as far back as your hairline.

I wish panache was topical.

[NealT]

Panache is topical for those who focus on it but since you cannot focus, it means nothing to you.

I wish UBI would release a bug-free SH5 first time around.

[Task Force]

granted... but only the squishey bugs

I wish that being crosseyed was in style.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, your the most stylish person around.

I wish up was down and down was up.

[TarJak]

Granted but now you don't know which way is which and you go round and round trying to find out.

I wish Dumb was Dumber.

[Task Force]

granted... now dumb is dumber... but smart is smarter...

I wish or a freeze ray.

[Rilder]

Granted, it misfires and freezes you.

I wish I was in the Quad Cities right now.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but drinks are quadruple the price and you can't afford to buy one.

I wish dyslexia was cureable.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but at the cost of literacy

I wish all would vanish in a puff of smoke and a flash of light

[ubootcomrade]

Granted, enjoy the nuclear apocalypse.

I wish nuclear apocalypse's were more fun.

[TarJak]

Granted, you get to enjoy yours in about 10 mins.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y134/white_viberant/nuke.gif

I wish for release from the firey furnaces of Hell.

[Task Force]

granted... but hell just froze over...

I wish that It would rain money.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but it is worthless because it is Monopoly money.

I wish there was always a way.

[NealT]

The way is there...but the blind cannot find their way because they are lost...just like the little puppies in the movie Billy Madison...

I wish the fantasy football league still had more slots...

[Task Force]

granted... but people with the name NealT arnt allowed...

I wish wishes were not crushable.

[nikimcbee]

granted... but people with the name NealT arnt allowed...

I wish wishes were not crushable.

Granted, yours just implode now.:yeah:

I wish I could go over to mr buna's flat and swap war stories.

[Task Force]

granted... but its a limited time think... you can go but have to come back after 5 seconds...

I wish that 5 seconds were longer...

[TarJak]

Granted, your five seconds has and added 0.000000000000000000000000001 nanosecond added to it.

I wish time would be on my side for once.

[Raptor1]

Granted, just for once, so it soon abandons your cause at the crucial junction

I wish the crucial junction came at the critical point

[NealT]

Granted, but then the hospital staff pronounces you dead and you are sent off to the morgue.

I wish death were not so deadly.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, it is now all consuming so you eat yourself.

I wish for a side plate of fries with that.

[Mush Martin]

Granted but its brought to you by the Spanish Inquisition :o

(weren't expecting that were you pagan? )

I wish to get you with the same gag ten days hence.

[TarJak]

Granted, you gag on the joke ten days hence and slowly die gasping for air as you do.

I wish pathing things up was as easy as breaking them.

[Mush Martin]

granted but now people are remorseless completely about breaking your
stuff and break everything you have as soon as its reassembled.

wish wishes were fishes.

[NealT]

Most are called "Jaws".....or you could even be a piranna if you were so inclined...

I wish SH5 were just around the corner...

[Raptor1]

Granted, it is just around the corner for everyone, dooming you to walk around every corner in the universe to find it

I wish I could understand why some meatbags choose peace and friendship over a high-powered blaster carbine

[Jimbuna]

Granted, it's simply because they don't have any water pistols.

I wish I was driving Pontings taxi.

[TarJak]

Granted, you take him to the airport and he leaves your cab without leaving a tip.

I wish Australia had batted better in the first innings.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but it was they're eyelids they batted.

I wish for an everlasting definitive entity.

[Raptor1]

Granted, it is the rat living in the hole in your room

I wish infinity could be divided by 6.154*π to produce a mathematical constant

[Letum]

Granted, it is the rat living in the hole in your room

I wish infinity could be divided by 6.154*π to produce a mathematical constant

It an be can't it?
Infinity divided by any finite number equals infinity. Infinity is a constant.

Oh...errr...I need to crush it...

Granted!
You discover that infinity divided by 6.154*π produces a mathematical
constant. However, you then spend your entire life using standard division
to find an empirical proof for it, not realizing that you calculations will never end.


I wish for a mild winter.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but your pint of mild winter tastes like gnats p!ss.

I wish the reasoning was on a sound basis.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but it has no supporting arguments

I wish my last attempt at making a confusing wish would have succeeded

(Infinity is a mathematical constant?)

[TarJak]

Granted, you are now confused.

I wish confusion to my enemies and contentment to my friends.

[Shearwater]

Granted, but I don't get it :doh: Feelin' mighty fine though :DL
I wish I wouldn't have to get up for work so early.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but you have stay much, much later

I wish all of civilized society wore monocles, top hats and spoke in Victorian politeness

[Jimbuna]

Granted....."the rain in Spain falls mainly on the Israeli plain".

I wish it weren't so bloody obvious.

[ubootcomrade]

Granted, its not so obvious now, but its still bloody.

I wish I could vote for Mr Clarkson.

[NealT]

Granted you do...of course since you are his only write-in vote, it does no good and he goes down to a resounding defeat.

I wish de feet did not hurt so much...

[Biggles]

Granted, you have no feet. So they can't hurt you...good eh?

I wish I can cope with all the schoolwork that I got ahead of me.

[Raptor1]

Granted, you can cope with it by feeding it to your paper shredder

I wish that which is unwishable

[Jimbuna]

Granted, you have created an inbalance of the time space continuem from which you will now reside for all eternity.

I wish my time was better spent.

[Raptor1]

Granted, better spent learning to spell Continuum

I wish to be prepared for the imminent zombie outbreak

[Jimbuna]

Granted, you are manacled to a table....your first course on the menu.

I wish the next item was more sustainable.

[TarJak]

Granted, it lasts much much longer than you do.

I wish I was collapsible.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, the splints are removed from your legs and you collapse to the floor.

I wish I knew mother nature.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but you are quickly denounced as a foul environmentalist and executed

I wish all untruths in this thread would be fixed by the Ministry of Truth and that all thought criminals responsible would be arrested

[TarJak]

Granted, Their investigation found you were the only culprit, using multiple ID's to pad the thread with your thought crimes.

I wish wearing out was not the only option.

[Jimbuna]

Granted you can wear it inside as well from now on.

I wish the crop was ripe.

[Task Force]

Granted, but sadly its a crop of crap.

I wish for the winter to come early.

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but this causes massive global climate change which extinguishes all life on the planet as we know it, except for some species of whale and angler fish.

I wish for my very own Herman Goering.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, you now have your very own Herman Goering, the name of the latest strain of STI.

I wish the cure was edible.

[TarJak]

Granted, you now get to enjoy eating Stealth Hunters Hermann Goering STI.

I wish I knew whether it was flesh or fowl.

[Shearwater]

Granted, but once you've found out you think you were better off not knowing it.

I wish someone could tell me how that STI tastes like.

[TarJak]

Granted, but once you've found out you think you were better off not knowing it.

I wish someone could tell me how that STI tastes like.Granted, you tell yourself after your curiosity gets the better of you.

I wish Shearwater would learn not to taste STI's.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, he contracts them instead.

I wish I had exclusive rights to the film.

[NealT]

Granted. You have the exclusive right to view the film, but you cannot share it with anyone and after you view it, you are executed.

I wish it were not quite as chilly today as it is.

[ubootcomrade]

Granted, its now so hot that the skin is boiled off yer bones. :arrgh!:

I wish medieval warfare wasn't so messy.

[Raptor1]

Granted, you get late-classical Adrianople-style bloodfests instead

I wish the Western Roman Empire never fell

[Jimbuna]

Granted, it flew instead.

I wish the past was blessed with the future.

[TarJak]

Granted, your wife of 25 years now knows what you've been doing for most of them.

I wish for guidance

[Raptor1]

Granted, you have been guided to restore this thread and now you have fulfilled your purpose

I wish it would never fall so low again

[TarJak]

Granted, you will be doomed to resurrect this thread every time it drops below 5th place on the GT forum.

I wish the guidance I'd gotten was a little more substantial

[Jimbuna]

Granted, it is substantially more expensive.

I wish the honorarium was more honourable.

[TarJak]

Granted, it is; but you are less honourable

I wish formaldehyde came in family sized economy packs

[Sledgehammer427]

Granted, if I knew what Formaldehyde was I would provide you with "octomom and octodad" family packs every day...for the rest of your life. EDIT: and now that I know what it is, you are doomed to not getting any! buahahaha! how the world turns!

I wish people were a little easier on everybody

[Task Force]

granted... only for a little while tho... only like 1 second...

I wish for weekends to last longer...

[Jimbuna]

Granted, they now last as long as school terms....enjoy the teacher staring crazily at you every minute of the day.

I wish the way was a wise one.

[TarJak]

Granted, the way is wise enough to steer clear of you.

I wish beer and boobs were more readily available to me.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, you can now get as pi$$ed as a t!t.

I wish the pecker was a little perkier.

[nikimcbee]

Granted, you can now get as pi$$ed as a t!t.

I wish the pecker was a little perkier.


Granted, but it gets out and pecks holes in the side of your flat.:hmmm::haha:

I wish I got get in on tarjak's wish; with the boobs and all (clarification for the buna, I'm not interested in tarjak's boobs):yeah:

[TarJak]

Granted but due to your confused grammar, my boobs are all you get.

I wish nikimcbee didn't have my boobs.

[nikimcbee]

Granted but due to your confused grammar, my boobs are all you get.

I wish nikimcbee didn't have my boobs.

Hey, it's tough to type, when all you gotz iz pawz:O:

Granted, Jim was bugging me so much, I gave your boobs to him (The Buna) and now he's locked the door and won't be coming out for hours.:o

I wish I had this bottle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNg-xClEnqM&feature=related

[Shearwater]

Granted, but as you rub it, a 75 year old Barbara Eden emerges from the bottle.

I wish I would have been there when it happened.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, she smothers you in elderly romantic love.

I wish the best was yet to come.

[Raptor1]

Granted, the best of the torture has yet to be inflicted upon you

I weesh ai culd spel

[NealT]

You can but just not in the English Language.

I wish Milla J was my 'blanket'.

[Sledgehammer427]

granted, but she is a blanket that will not be quiet, but since she is your blanket, you must live with her all through the night...in complete celibacy

I wish I could take part in the Italian Job

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but the hotel is raided during the filming of your Italian porn movie and the confiscated film footage is leaked on the internet.....now everyone knows you are hung like a small infant.

I wish infamy wasn't so infamous.

[TarJak]

Granted, your infamy is only infamous in your upstairs airing cupboard.

I wish felons would not offend.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, because all felons have now been transported to Australia.

I wish the magnitude was increased proportionally.

[Raptor1]

Granted, the magnitude of the disaster you have wrought now increases proportionally

I wish that you...no, not you, the other one...would crush this wish

[Shearwater]

Granted, buy since no one feels addressed, no one will crush your wish.

I wish somebody could sum up this whole thread in a single sentence.

[Task Force]

granted... your dream here in past tense, your dream here crushed in present tence...

Please insert a 1 dollar for a wish, insert 2 for a good one...

[Sledgehammer427]

granted, but since you already spent your money on snacks at the vending machine....you have no more dollars and are left with a crushing 15 cents.

I wish puzzles weren't so puzzling

[Task Force]

granted there so easy they are no longer puzzling... so there nolonger called puzzles....

I wish that puzzles putting the center of the puzzle together first was easyest.

[TarJak]

Granted, you now solve all the puzzles this way and get bored because you don't have to think too hard any more.

I wish cream came in litres

[Sledgehammer427]

granted, but since everyone else wanted cream in litres, it has become a global phenomenon...causing everyone to get extremely high doses of Calcium and die. hence they reduced the bottles back to standard size.

I wish my comics were funny to a more global audience

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but only to those on the dark side of the moon.

I wish my thesarus was less prehistoric.

[TarJak]

Your thesaurus is modern, its you who's the dinosaur.

I wish I could share a pint with the Grey Wolves in November.

[Shearwater]

Granted, but it's a single pint for the whole crowd of you.

I wish that beer had gone flat.

[TarJak]

Granted, but because it is English beer it was made that way in the first place and is served warm

I hope Shearwater enjoys his warm flat pommy beer.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, he enjoys it so much he gets absolutely plastered, jumps in his car and is convicted of drink driving.

I wish the obvious was more apparent.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but people still don't see it

I wish the situation was hopeless

[Jimbuna]

Granted, it is now useless....but there is a 'use' in the word.

I wish meloncholy was more interesting.

[TarJak]

Granted, the your local MI6 unit take an interest in your melancholy mistaking it for jihadian religious fervour. You are now making naked human pyramids when not amusing the guard dogs.

I wish our lives were not so complicated.

[NealT]

Granted, as you lay on the slab at the morgue, your life is now simple.

I wish that death were not as permanent as everyone makes it out to be.

[Raptor1]

Granted, it is now even more permanent

I wish something so outrageously complex, that the words have not been invented that could describe it

[TarJak]

Granted, you now get all the offers to taste the soup you never wanted.

I wish crankshafts were universal

[Reaves]

granted but every one got cranky and shafted the idea after conception.

I wish my wish would come true

[Jimbuna]

Granted, you now look like a pregnant pixie dressed in a lovely pink saturn tutu.

I wish the memory would last forever.

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but you have Alzheimer's.

I wish that I could fly by just thinking of planes.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but you drop to your doom as soon as you stop thinking about them

I wish something which is definitely not written in this sentence

[Task Force]

Granted but en route you get sidetracked and well lets say what goes up has to come down... lol

I wish bananas were blue...

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but only whilst your choking on them.

I wish disaster never struck.

[Task Force]

Granted now it hits... and really has a impact...

I wish that my country in ETW could release a disease on my enemy...

or atleast use cheese cannons...

[Raptor1]

Granted, you are now hit by the infamous Macedonian plague from RTW and granted a bunch of spies to spread it to your enemies so that they may die as fast as you do

I wish the Macedonian plague from RTW would return with a vengeance

[Sledgehammer427]

Granted, it does...in your house.

I wish Raptor1 the best of luck and to get well soon :yeah:

[Task Force]

Granted, and you get the black plague... good luck... phesant...:O::rotfl2:

I wish that my fortress was undestructabe!

[Shearwater]

Granted, but you happen to get locked in and realize you left the key outside the fortress.

I wish TF weren't so forgetful.

[Task Force]

Granted TF is now so good at remembering things he remembers to take your keys... so your locked out...

I wish that Big Brother was watching you...

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but whilst your in the shower.

I wish the price of soap was higher.

[Task Force]

Granted, now the fat B**** sitting accrost from you at your job dosent take a bath...

I wish soap was manditory...

[Shearwater]

Granted, but you don't know how to use it.

Vellem Caesar Rubiconem privatus transiisset.

[TarJak]

Granted, but your latin is all Greek to the rest of us.

I wish the online latin translators were more comprehensive.

[Reaves]

granted but they go offline due to a communication error at the server host

I wish everyone in the world either talked like Yoda or Gollum.

[Sledgehammer427]

granted your wish is, my precious.

wish we would stop talking like this, I do

[Raptor1]

Granted, your wish is, but not until the next post

Wish more popular Yoda-speak was, I do

[TarJak]

Granted your wish is but in your mind only it is.
I wish the Yoda speak would cease forthwith.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, ya bugga.

I wish someone would hoy a hammer ower.

[TarJak]

Granted, Dean Ashton comes flying through the air and hits you in the back of the head knocking you into the net.

I wish Jim had wheels.

[MothBalls]

Granted, Dean Ashton comes flying through the air and hits you in the back of the head knocking you into the net.

I wish Jim had wheels.

Granted. Jim now has wheels, and follows you around all day blowing his annoying whistle.

http://www.culture24.org.uk/asset_arena/5/27/48/184725/v0_master.jpg

I wish beer was a health food.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, good health http://imgcash5.imageshack.us/img265/6747/partypiratesro0.gif

I wish my glass was half full.

[MothBalls]

Granted, good health http://imgcash5.imageshack.us/img265/6747/partypiratesro0.gif

I wish my glass was half full.
Granted. Your glass is now half full of the most disgusting liquid known to man, an American beer called "Coors".

I wish i could be young again.

[Raptor1]

Granted, you are now a fetus, have fun living out the next, last, 30 seconds of your life on the floor

I wish he wasn't so young again

[Task Force]

Granted, now you are in his place... good luck

I wish raptor would live longer than 30 seconds...

[Raptor1]

Granted, he lives 40 seconds...Oh, wait...

I wish I was rescued from this fate at once

[Task Force]

granted, now you live in a jar on a lab shelf...

I wish raptors jar was as nice as his Gulag cell...

[TarJak]

Granted, and you get first hand experience of both after being stuffed into the first and that then placed in the second.

I wish the first was second and we had a third.

[nikimcbee]

Granted, and you get first hand experience of both after being stuffed into the first and that then placed in the second.

I wish the first was second and we had a third.
Granted, but you first need to put that in algebraic form.:woot:

I wish Neal a Happy Birthday and may your Raiderz improve:haha:.

[TarJak]

Granted and on both counts that's not a wish I want to crush.

I wish for an evil genius.

[Sledgehammer427]

granted, he has come bearing the name Obama.

I wish this thread wont become political

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but only if you vote wisely.

I wish to see what's in Pandoras Box.

[NealT]

Granted, you are now a used Kotex.

I wish life were not so ugly.

[TarJak]

Granted, life now looks like Megan Fox. You on the other hand...

I wish fabrication was delivered with more sincerity

[Zero Niner]

Granted, but the fabrication was fabricated.
I wish for a million dollars.

[Task Force]

granted... but its just a picture...

I wish people would be more precise...

[Jimbuna]

Granted, precise to the extent of limitless precision.

I wish foolishness was marketable.

[Task Force]

granted, only in australia.

I wish that the market was marketable...

[TarJak]

Granted off you go to market to buy a fat pig.

I wish there was a market for pig fat.

[NealT]

Granted, it is called the laurdrymat.

I wish it was more difficult to play on words...

[Task Force]

Granted, now its is extremly easy to play on thoughts.

I wish words had more to say.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but your deafness prevents you hearing them.

I wish the absurdity of the situation was concise.

[TarJak]

Granted, the concision of the absurdity sends you bonkers.

I wish I could win the human race.

[ubootcomrade]

Granted, however you are found to have performance enhancing drugs in your blood, forcing you to be disqualified and evicted to the moon.


I wish for a fishy fish, fish.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but your fish is a little out of date.....and it stinks.

I wish the time of our reckoning was a little more precise.

[Mush Martin]

Granted, but your fish is a little out of date.....and it stinks.

I wish the time of our reckoning was a little more precise.


Granted your wife will be home in seven minutes...good luck.:salute:

I wish the swedes wouldnt burn bunnies in the name of environmentalism

[Task Force]

Granted, but soon they run out and burn you.

I wish for a pie to fall on the next posters head.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but seeing as how it was an Indian coin, I am now richer than you.

I wish people would research their wishes properly prior to posting.

[TarJak]

Granted, they now PM asking you to do their research for them.

I wish Jim would research my next wish for me before I wish it.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but my was was looking over my shoulder and she is utterly distraught at what you are thinking of wishing about.

I wish the hills had eyes.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but they go blind after seeing you and the fat bitch across from you dating

I wish I had more accessible internets for the last week

[TarJak]

Granted, welcome to The Matrix.

I wish Raptor1 good luck with dealing with Mr. Smith.

[Sledgehammer427]

granted, but since he is only PART of the matrix it is the people like me that deal with Mr. Smith

I wish I didn't put all that pressure on me.

[Reaves]

granted but now Mr Smith wins and the matrix turns into a Bratz game

I wish the moon was made of cheese

[TarJak]

Granted, it's limburger and you can now smell it from your bedroom window every night.

I wish farnarckling was less persnickety.

[Task Force]

granted, now it is done by everyone...

I wish that everything was overrated...

[Shearwater]

Granted, staring out of the window is now just awesome. You don't like it, but because you want to be popular (which is now even more overrated) you have no choice but to keep up with the fad. As you do, you realize that boredom isn't so boring after all, but quite amusing. In fact, it's the best thing ever.

I wish my crushes were less wordy.

[TarJak]

Granted, you now only have crushes on deaf mutes who shun your advances.

I wish for more paraphenalia.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, with or without fries.

I wish the density had less thickness.

[TarJak]

Granted, You skull is still as dense as it was but only as thick as a bit of 4"x2" now.

I wish I was having a pint instead of working.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, enjoy your pint of pi$$

I wish you got what you deserved

[joeljansson]

granted his a$$ is full of your fot.:haha:

i wish i had a submarine full of toast.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, with seamen spread across the top.

I wish the search was over.

[Task Force]

granted the search for nothing!

I wish that the toast had butter...

[Reaves]

Granted but it was buttered by a knifeless naked man..

I wish Task Force didn't make his wish.

[joeljansson]

granted, he died.

i wish i had a rc submarine.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but your batteries are flat.

I wish that monstrosity was idealic.

[joeljansson]

granted, but i have no idea what it is.

i wish i knew what it is.

[Rockstar]

Granted, you know but now I have to kill you.

I wish there was a bloodless solution.

[Task Force]

granted!!! now its a bloodless solution... but there sure is a hell of a lot of poison now!

I wish... (looks at post thing) HOLY CRAP almost 1,000 posts.:o

oah well. I wish that 5 was 6 and 6 was 7.

[TarJak]

Granted, but as Man is 5, the Devil is 6 and God is 7 then you are going to face your judgement sooner rather than later. (Apologies to the Pixies).

I wish for more speed than haste.

[Task Force]

Granted... but now your moveing so fast your face gets ripped off...

I wish that I could control peoples minds...

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but you still can't control the quality of what you post/spam.

I wish to know not how, but why.

[Rockstar]

Granted, it's called male pattern baldness. Get a rug it only gets worse as you get older.


I wish the big legged woman sitting across from Jimbuna at work would let him shave her back so he can use the cuttings for hair implants.

[Task Force]

Granted... but... err... they dont look right...

I wish that everyone had a good attitude.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but only if you agree with me.

I wish the answer was simpler than the question.

[Shearwater]

Granted. But why?

I wish they did a remake of "Mutiny on the Bounty" and replace the ship with a huge candy bar.

[TarJak]

Granted, and you get the part of the first of Cpt. Bligh's keelhaulings.

I wish barnacles grew on candy bars.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, say goodbye to your teeth.

I wish the boredom was more tedious.