Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams II

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but it accidentally vaporizes half of you.

I wish that Ernst Udet didn't commit suicide.

[Raptor1]

Granted, he was shot by the Nazis for purported treason instead

I wish I didn't write that crush

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but you actually did... in your MIND.

I wisht that I had my own theme music.

[VipertheSniper]

Granted but it's as crappy as some wrestlers themes

I wish I didn't have to write 255 as often when converting /n notation to decimal notation (e.g. 255.255.0.0) of subnet masks.

[TarJak]

Granted, you decide to type it instead using a manual Remington typewriter from 1910.

I wish the fish I were frying were bigger.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but it's so much bigger than the pan that it drops on the mud floor inside your bamboo hut.

I wish I knew who Dr Who was.

[TarJak]

Granted, but are bitterly disappointed when you find out that it is a fictional character played by many actors.

I wish Jim would cheer up about who Dr. Who is.

[NealT]

He does, but it is only temporary as he goes insane when he realizes that there are multiple timelines and universes all depending on the timeline that he is following at the moment and then he runs into you and he becomes so depressed he starts to call you "Horton".

I wish I actually understood the nature of women.

[Task Force]

Granted... But its too complex and your mind goes BOOM!

I wish I could fully understand the weapons systems in DCS black shark

[TarJak]

Granted, you read the manual from cover to cover and when installing the game discover that your machine won't run it.

I wish deep thought was an ability bred into all of us.

[NealT]

It is...at least that is what it looks like when we are dead...

I wish NavyShark was a real term.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but only on the tv series.

I wish platitudes were comforting.

[Contact]

Granted, but only if mixed with alcohol.
I wish I would know what is my wish

[TarJak]

Granted, you have wished for me to receive all your income for the rest of your life.

I wish Contact would arrange for his income to be forwarded to me ASAP.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, it is forwarded to you by way of sacks of maze....hope you enjoy grinding it out.

I wish I knew which one of us not in the brig is telling pork pies.

[NealT]

Granted, ALL of you not in the brig are telling pork pies...

I wish I knew the meaning of life...

[Task Force]

Granted... but its way more boreing than you thought.

I wish I could control time.

[NealT]

Granted, you can but you just cannot stop it, start it, pause it, make it go faster, or make it go slower. Other than that, you can control it all you want.

I wish I was better at it...

[Jimbuna]

Granted, you are now so good you are the world champion at basket weaving.

I wish for a trial of tribulation.

[TarJak]

Granted, you are found guilty and duy sentenced.

I wish Jim hadn't done it.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, how embarrassing when you find out your error.

I wish all quislings were extinct.

Edit: your right Raptor1...cheers

[Raptor1]

Granted, but since it's spelled Quisling (At least, I think that's what you're talking about), nothing changes and nothing is extinct

EDIT: Ah, fuffs

Granted, but now Quislings are erased from history, causing World War II to turn out differently, causing Subsim never to have been put online and you never asking for Quislings to be extinct

I wish I knew where Jimbuna got that 9mm pistol

[NealT]

Granted, just a nanosecond before the 9mm bullet smashes into your brain removing the possibility for thought forever more, you realize he took it from your top dresser drawyer.

I wish I had more pleasant thoughts this early in the morning...

[Digital_Trucker]

Granted, you have more pleasant thoughts early in the morning, but that's the only time you have pleasant thoughts and they only last for .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000001 seconds

I wish life didn't suck the big one

[TarJak]

Granted, lifes doesn't, you do.

I wish childishness could be bottled.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but there aren't enough bottles. Demand for bottles increase dramatically, causing prices of drinks to skyrocket, people die from dehydration in the millions until the new communist regime introduces boxed drinks

I wish boxed drinks would be a major success

[NealT]

It already has been...it's called Jimbuna.

I wish weather were more boring...

[Jimbuna]

Granted, all weather watchers keel over and die of boredom.

I wish I owned the house of the rising sun.

[breadcatcher101]

Granted, only you obtained it the day before Katrina hit.

I wish I could trade in my wife of 60 years in for two who are 30--no wait--make that for three who are 20.

On second thought I might not be able to keep up with three 20 year olds, let's go with two who are 30.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but your indecisiveness spawns a 20-year old 3-headed beast woman instead

I wish that made any sense

[Jimbuna]

Granted, ure nonsense.

I wish I could have that third 20 year old.

[Sledgehammer427]

granted, you get the third 20 year old, however, distraught by the success of the first 2 20 year olds, the third becomes an annoying hag, so by the time you actually get her, she might as well be 60

I wish jim paid for overnight service

[TarJak]

Granted, he pays me and you provide the overnight service.

I wish practise really did make perfect.

[NealT]

Granted, the fourth time JB practiced pulling the trigger whist the barrel was against your head, it went off.

I wish Onkel Neal would join in on these...

[TarJak]

Granted, he does and disliking your posts deletes them all making the thread disjointed.

I wish I had a bacon and egg sandwich.

[NealT]

You do...you are wearing it all over your shirt and face...

I wish my wife looked like Kate Beckinsale...

[Sledgehammer427]

granted, not only does she look like kate beckinsale, she IS kate beckinsale, she does not believe she is your wife and passes a restraining order on you...while the paparazzi snap their tabloid pictures.

i wish the paparazzi had something better to do

[Jimbuna]

Granted, they take sneaky pictures of you showering and sell them (with your postal address inscribed) to convicts due for early release.

I wish my reluctance was well founded.

[Task Force]

Granted... but you lose it.

I wish for funny money to be worth more than real money.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but the hyperinflation caused by the overprinting of funny money rivals the Weimar Republic's in the 1920s on a global scale, billions are driven to poverty as a million big ones are now worth as much as their toenail

I wish funny money had a funnier effect

[Jimbuna]

Granted, I'm laughing all the way to the bank.

I wish premature birth was the first thing on a humans mind.

[Task Force]

Granted... now the world is depressed.:shifty:

I wish the world was less depressed.

[TarJak]

Granted, the world dumps all it depression on you makeing ill, bankrupt and unable to function.

I wish I could find my keys.

[NealT]

Granted you do but when you find out that DT wants you to do to get them back...you give them up...

I wish people would understand...

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but their level of understanding is beyond anything you are able to comprehend.

I wish folklore was factual.

[breadcatcher101]

Granted, but now real things are not.

I wish my periscope worked as good as it used to.

[TarJak]

Granted, but your missus still prefers something better.

I wish for more calibration

[Jimbuna]

Granted, you now have a small Calibre tool *cough*

I wish to know precisely how.

[Task Force]

Granted... But you left out what you precisely want to know.

I wish I knew why this guy :oops: was so embarased.

[TarJak]

Granted, he caught you in an embarrassing situation and now can't stop blushing.

I wish TF's embarrassing situation was known to all.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but Task Force wishes to seek vengeance, the top 17 posters in this thread die before TF's machine gun rampage is put to a stop by Neal's banstick

I wish I could go on a machine gun rampage...

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but you must pay your own airfare to North Korea.

I wish the responsibilities were shared.

[TarJak]

Granted, you share the responsibilities with everyone and nothing gets done.

I wish cruching dreams was more fulfilling.

[Contact]

Granted, all whishes that you crushed will turn they teeth at you.

I wish I was like Hancock

[Digital_Trucker]

Granted, you're drunk as a skunk and screw up everything you try to do with your super powers

I wish this guy would stop crying:wah:, he's depressing

[NealT]

Granted, he took one look at you and now he is laughing his arse off...causing him not to be able to properly perform all the needed bodily functions, leaving a mess right in the middle of your carpet...not to mention the blood all over your living room.

I wish I had more positive thoughts...

[TarJak]

Granted, you positively think you are better than you are and get run over on the next zebra crossing.

I wish I could factor in what is needed.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, it is Max Factor make up you require.

I wish for a flight of fancy.

[Task Force]

Granted but...
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/16/article-1120264-031349A7000005DC-351_634x336.jpg
But it kind of didnt make it...

I wish my cat would get off my desk...

[Raptor1]

Granted, it climbs on your head

I wish Task Force had saved some of his machine gun rampage for the cat

[Task Force]

Granted, and you!

I wish raptor had hunters "gay" cat on his head...

[NealT]

He does...the cat is a ****tin' and a grinnin' and appears to be very, very happy...until you walk into the room and then - well let's just say you won't have to visit the Dr. for that vascetomy you have been talking about any more...

I wish it were time for a party...:woot:

[nikimcbee]

He does...the cat is a ****tin' and a grinnin' and appears to be very, very happy...until you walk into the room and then - well let's just say you won't have to visit the Dr. for that vascetomy you have been talking about any more...

I wish it were time for a party...:woot:

Granted, but after four years of obama, you've had your fill of the communist party.

I wish I had a cool out fit like strongbad does
http://storygamer.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/center_strongbad_technology.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but it doesn't quite fit and people can see your pink panties underneath your trousers.

I wish it were real.

[Digital_Trucker]

Granted, but it's still too small to be worthwhile

I wish for a shrubbery

[NealT]

Granted, you are now wearing underwear made of a shrub of poison oak and hat made of poison ivy...happy itchin to you...

I wish parties were fun...

[TarJak]

Granted, but you are not invited to them.

I wish traffic was lighter.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but that only makes it slightly less painful when it runs you over

I wish lighter traffic meant cars would be less expensive

[Jimbuna]

Granted, cars are now less expensive but the cost of petrol has reached astronomical levels.

I wish the bomb was bombastic.

[TarJak]

Granted, its bombast blasts you into Eternity.

I wish Eternity was still written on Sydney's streets. (Google it).

[NealT]

Hey! Did you know that Sydney has just been named as the city that is closest to "Hell on Earth"? How's that for a crush.....lolol

I wish Ortho would stamp out all crickets...

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but a plague of locusts descends upon him and kills him.

I wish that I WAS the universe itself.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but since the universe is not a sentient entity, you are doomed to forever be the definition of all matter and time in existence

I wish Topol was spelled with a Q

[Stealth Hunter]

:stare::)

Granted, but the letter "Q" looks a bit like an "O", and people keep confusing the names.

I wish that Jesus was in fact white (lol; how many white people do you see wandering aimlessly in the Middle East? honestly, artists who painted him...).

[Digital_Trucker]

Granted, Jesus is indeed white. Unfortunately, it is you who are Jesus, the gardener who services the rich fat biatch across from Jimbuna

I wish stupid wishes were unwishable

[Jimbuna]

Granted, they are now mandatory.

I wish the modification order was permissable.

[NealT]

Granted, it is until modified again, which happens constantly so you are still stuck with what you have.

I wish things were better...

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but they suck for you.

I wish that Downfall was renamed Clownfall.

[TarJak]

Granted, however Clownfall has now become your Downfall.

I wish for harder wishes to crush.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but definitely not this one

I wish to dance on reality's smoking carcass

[NealT]

Granted, but your pants catch on fire and you are burned over 90% of he body...leaving you bald for life in places you did not even know you had hair...

I wish it were easier to lock forums...

[Digital_Trucker]

Granted, it is easier to lock forums, but you still don't have a clue how to do it

I wish time would fly until the good old days were over

[Rockstar]

Check your watch the good ol' days ARE over. We are now in the days known 'as better than some but not so good as before.'

I wish I knew why it is what it is.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but you are still baffled as to when it happened

I wish there was more Freelance Police

[Task Force]

Granted, but they all get shot by a fireing squad, along with you for wishing that.

I wish for the earth to turn the other way.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but the other way is the wrong way around, so watch you don't fall off.

I wish my desires were impartial.

[NealT]

Granted, they are im the partial area so you never really know what it is you want...

I wish we all spoke and understood Klingon...

[Task Force]

Granted but sadly it dosent exist, so its not possiable.

I wish time was eatable.

[NealT]

[alas your crush does not work because Klingon does exist...there are even college courses for it...lol]

Granted, it is...just as you can eat garlic, rosemary, fennel, oregano, basil and others...

I wish all games gave you millions of points.

[Digital_Trucker]

Granted, all games give you millions of points, millions of points on the head of the mace that you swallowed during your act at the circus and are about to pass out of Uranus

I wish my coffee didn't get cold so fast while I was surfing

[Jimbuna]

Granted, it gets splashed with salt water instead.

I wish jaws were like talons.

[NealT]

Granted, the jaws of the shark are like the talons of the hawk...they both kill fish...and unwary, obtrusive, obnoxious, .......

I wish good movies lasted longer...

[TarJak]

Granted, they are now by regulation 0.00001 seconds longer than they wree before. Not that you'd notice.

I wish for a real International Rescue to be formed.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but the name Thunderbirds is already copyrighted so they have to use Lightningducks

I wish we would have managed a decisive victory yesterday...

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but you'd better prepare for a counterattack from thos wee pink fluffy bunny rabbits.

I wish your lobotomy had of been successful.

[TarJak]

Granted, but his family are now suing you for performing it.

I wish I could get more in my sights.

[NealT]

Granted, all you can see now is the BFB that sits across from Jimbuna as she stumbles and falls backward on your now crushed, frail, broken frame of a body...and I won't bother to tell which part of her you are looking at because it covers your eyes...

I wish that picture would not reside in my memories very long...

[Raptor1]

Granted, your memories are accidentally erased by your brain surgeon

I wish it wasn't the global conspiracy...

[Jimbuna]

Granted, it is now the intersteller revolution that takes over.

I wish my fantasy was surreal.

[TarJak]

Granted, your fantasy is that Salvador Dali's moustache makes mad possionate love to your burning passionfruit whilst the Minsk Opera sings La Dolce Vita suspended above your bed holding a celery stalk.

I wish I could be a Boy Scout again.

[NealT]

Granted, you are...just before you are locked up for being 'strange' because you did not fit into the size 7 uniform they gave you...shame, shame...

I wish I could just stay home today and enjoy the day...

[Raptor1]

Granted, you can stay home and enjoy the day...but tomorrow you have to suffer twice as much!

I wish the global conspiracy wasn't after me

[NealT]

Granted...it isn't the global conspiracy after you, you ARE the global conspiracy and the rest of the world is after you to stop it.

I wish today were not quite so hot.

[Raptor1]

I wish today were not quite so hot.

The global conspiracy...err...I second this wish!

[Jimbuna]

Granted...it isn't the global conspiracy after you, you ARE the global conspiracy and the rest of the world is after you to stop it.

I wish today were not quite so hot.

Granted.....it's absolutely bloody freezing.

I wish to attend at every opportunity.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but it's still freezing, so bring a coat

I wish it kept on being absolutely bloody freezing forever

[Task Force]

Granted, and you freeze, and break into peices.

I wish outerspace was smaller.

[TarJak]

Granted, you are sent to find the edge and fall off making it smaller by your mass.

I wish flagrancy was as good as it sounds

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but only when experienced with someone elses wife.

I wish the two way mirror was viewable.

[NealT]

Granted, by the person on the other side...

I wish Utopia were not named after the State of...

[Raptor1]

Granted, it's named after the Kingdom of... instead

I wish the post-apocalyptic future doesn't end up having biker gangs roaming the wasteland

[Task Force]

Granted, it has ubermutant bikers not in ganges. which are worse that and entire gang.

I wish the temperature was a comfterable 25 C here in the city of {censored} today with a chance of showerd during the day, and thunderstorms in the afternoon.
:D(tfs favorite weather.)

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but your forgetting the earthquake that will arrive shortly thereafter.

I wish for a heavenly body.

[NealT]

Granted. I now pronounce you the Planet Aracnophobia.

I wish wishes were not so easy to wish so that crushes were not as easy to crush as the wish...

[Task Force]

granted, now wishes are harder to wish, and even harder to crush.

I wish I owned this { } space.:yep:

[NealT]

You do, but the taxes are so high you lose everything else just to keep it and now you are homeless.

I wish donation $$ were easier to come by...

[Raptor1]

Granted, donations made from your account

I wish ISK was the official currency of the world (No, not the one from Iceland)

[Jimbuna]

Granted, the International School of Kenya is now official.

I wish tendancies were puposeful.

[NealT]

Granted, they are for those who can spell...and you cannot...

I wish JB could spell...

[TarJak]

Granted, he spells you in a paddock with several large and horny bull who want to have their way with you.

I wish people would be more specific.

[Sledgehammer427]

granted, people are now so specific, it is like one of those Bing.com commercials where people start being ultra specific about things.
but, since people are SO specific, people start asking for more dubiousness

i wish i had more money to buy airsoft guns with

[Raptor1]

Granted, but everyone else has enough money to buy real guns...

I wish there was still hope for inferior organic meatbags

[NealT]

Granted, there is still hope for you...

I wish there was no sugar...

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but everyone already knows just how sweet you are.

I wish I could float like a butterfly and sting like a bee.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but you're also about as big as either

I wish fortress-crushing artillery wasn't so expensive...

[Task Force]

granted, its insainly cheep, and your enemy has it.

I wish raptors enemy would give him some Fort crushing artillery.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, they drop it right on top of his fort, thereby crushing it.

I wish the emperor was imporous.

[NealT]

Granted, the water runs right off of ME!

I wish JB would bow down when he saw me...as a sign of respect...:salute:

[ubootcomrade]

Granted, he bows down low in front of you...and does naughty things...


I wish people wont pretend that they missed me for my med/long absence on the forum.

[Task Force]

Granted, they instead pretend thay hate you...

I wish for this wish to not be crushed.

[ubootcomrade]

Granted, its shattered instead.

I wish Task Force has a nice time collecting the sharp, dangerous shards of his shattered wish.

[Task Force]

granted, I pick them up nice and safely... and drop them in your path... good luck pulling them out of your feet.

I wish for uboatcomrade to have fun with that.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but not nearly as much fun as you did slipping on his blood.

I wish we could skip Plans A, B, C, D... and go straight to Plan ZZZ!

[Jimbuna]

Granted, plan zzz it is....we are all asleep.

I wish trends would become the norm.

[TarJak]

Granted, you are now following the trend of hailing Michael jackson as a musical genious that appears to have become the norm over the past 24 hours.

I wish Jim would come to his senses.

[NealT]

Granted he does, and when he smells you, he quickly runs the other way because he hates the smell of lindberger cheese...

I wish everyone would stop idolizing perverts...

[Raptor1]

Granted, you are no longer secretly idolized behind your back

I wish I could crush all opposition before breakfast

[Jimbuna]

Granted, now the farmers revolt and you have no milk for your cereal.

I wish there was a means to an end.

[Task Force]

Graned, but you dont like the end.

I wish I had 2,000 dollars to get anything i want.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but a 5-star hotel costs a lot more than $2,000

I wish the end was nigh enough for Jimbuna

[Jimbuna]

Graned, but you dont like the end.

I wish I had 2,000 dollars to get anything i want.

Granted, you have bought some 'sound' advice....get a mic because Hunter and Kratos are becoming increasingly agitated.

<back to Raptor1>

Granted, but nigh as soon as it is for you.

I wish my ambassador skills were better honed.

[NealT]

Granted they are razor sharp causing you to kill everyone you come in contact with forcing society to nuke you from a distance starting WW3 and making the planet inhabitable.

I wish the reality of reality shows was not so real...

[Jimbuna]

Granted they are razor sharp causing you to kill everyone you come in contact with forcing society to nuke you from a distance starting WW3 and making the planet inhabitable.

I wish the reality of reality shows was not so real...

Granted, tomorrow nights host is Michael Jackson.

I wish tomorrow was yesterday.

[TarJak]

Granted, you decide to finally visit the land down under flying via the USA. In crossing the International Dateline, tomorrow suddenly becomes yesterday. Disappointing isn't it? Still you can now come for a beer with me so it's not all bad.:yeah:

I wish the above crush was true.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but as with all things which are true, it is quickly covered up by the government and all witnesses are silenced, forever

I wish the government's truth-covering conspiracy was exposed

[Task Force]

granted, but its soon covered up again... and everyone is stupid enough to accept it.

I wish people were smarter.

[NealT]

People are smarter - I am a genius in fact...you on the other hand have been reclassified as a nerd and everyone knows that nerds are not people, therefore you remain dumb.

I wish I typed faster...

[Jimbuna]

Granted, you can now type so fst that your fingertips drop off with the heat and friction.

I wish your keyboard was made of flame resistant materials.

[ubootcomrade]

Granted, but the material it is made out of, increases global warming by 200%. Causing hordes of enviroMENTAL Communists to smash down your front door.

I wish that NealT gets help from the enviroMENTAL Communists Anti-Christ (aka Jeremy Clarkson).

[Raptor1]

Granted, but with the enviroMENTAL Communists gone, the liberal revolutions get him instead

I wish the liberal revolutions had kept on going after 1848

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but only in never never land.

I wish simplicity was more complex.

[NealT]

Granted, simplicity is more complex but only to the simpletons of the world, of which you are the President and CEO...but since you are such a simpleton, you do not understand the complexities that go with that position, nor what it means.

I wish the complications were not so gravitational.

[Sledgehammer427]

granted, the consequences are UN gravitational, and therefore remain a collection of results, which eventually disappear into the void of space.

I wish I could see into the 4th dimension

[Task Force]

granted, but you find its, realy realy boreing....

I wish time was on my side.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but it betrays you and stabs you in the back during the most critical point

I wish a point weighed 37.63 kilograms and had the inherent properties of a depleted uranium rubber duck

[Kratos]

Granted, but it betrays you and stabs you in the back during the most critical point

I wish a point weighed 37.63 kilograms and had the inherent properties of a depleted uranium rubber duck

Granted: When your rubber duck bursts in your bath ..you will get the point:O:

I wish i knew how the female mind works?

[NealT]

Granted, you do...but it confuses you so much that you fall into a state of deep restlessness and go insane because you are so disturbed...never to speak again.

I wish it were easier to find what I was looking for.

[Task Force]

granted, and then you get board to death afterwords though.

I wish i was a traveler of time and space.

[TarJak]

Granted, you get to travel forward into the future one day at a time whilst walking though a shop called Space.

I wish carbon dating included kissing and touching.

[Task Force]

Granted, you get to travel forward into the future one day at a time whilst walking though a shop called Space.



Well atleast im the first to travel time...:yep:

[Raptor1]

Granted, have fun doing all that with the carbon-14

I wish time was equal to the sum of pie squared

[Task Force]

Granted, which makes a year shorter, and makes you seem to live longer but you realy find out you dont cause a year is shorter so your life isnt longer....

I wish raptor under stood what I just stated.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but he has an inherent dislike for the taste of spam so ignores you into oblivion.

I wish teleportation was levitational.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but, as every specific point in space weighs 37.63 kilograms and has the inherent properties of a depleted uranium rubber duck, your teleportation not only leaves you horribly deformed against the laws of nature, but levitating as well!

I wish there was a non-nonsense sense in that

[TarJak]

Granted, the word but is non-nonsense. everything else you've said is complete custard.

I wish custard had more flavour.

[NealT]

Custard has more flavor...when mixed with dog manure...

I wish the thought of custard was not so abominable...

[Raptor1]

Granted, it is absolutely despicable

I wish the combined mass would be equal to infinity -36

[Task Force]

granted... and due to it haveing a mass of -39, it turns into a gravity less void that sucks everything not bolted down, includeing you into the 6 demention...

I wish raptor could get out of the 6th demention...

[TarJak]

Granted, he and you are very cosy now in the 256th dimension; dementia.

I wish codswallop had more value.

[Raptor1]

Granted, and I am now able to buy the planet with the amount I possess

I wish there was no double envelopment

[Jimbuna]

Granted, there is only triple from now on.

I wish his was hers.

[ubootcomrade]

Granted, but what was his was his "Gentleman's area".


I wish the Bavarians would fall to the might of my Prussian Grenadiers sooner.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but the Austrians steamroller you into submission

I wish the Stormtrooper Effect worked in reality

[TarJak]

Granted, they are now using that effect on you.

I wish there was no turning back.

[NealT]

Granted, there is no turning back when you are facing the firing squad...you have to take it right between the eyes...

I wish NFNA would give away a free EBB to everyone this weekend...

[Raptor1]

Granted, but the overpowered PBBs easily crush them

I wish the PBBs weren't overpowered

[NealT]

Granted, they are not overpowered...they are just plain stinky...

I wish for World Peace...(having just seen Miss Congeniality for the umpteenth time)...

[Raptor1]

Granted, so do I and every other wannabe tyrant. Yup, everyone wants a world piece...err...no, wait...

I wish people would stop wanting pieces of the world so I can conquer in peace

[Jimbuna]

Granted, now they're after pieces of your pillow so you never get the peace you crave for.

I wish Walter Mitty would behave himself.

[TarJak]

Granted, but the fantasies just keep on coming and his behaviour will always be guided by them.

I wish the Kremlin could do something to stop him.

[NealT]

Granted, they snatch him off the street, put him on one of Raptor's 'pie' rooms, and tell him to pee in a corner which is impossible and keeps him busy because unlike Raptor, everyone else knows that pie are not squared, pie are round and hence no corners...

I wish it were not so early today...

[Jimbuna]

Granted, it is actually late yesterday.

I wish my mouse would squeak instead of click.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but the incessant squaking caused by your excessive posting drives you mad, you are too traumatized afterwards ever to post again

I wish they hadn't taken the dive

[ubootcomrade]

Granted, but they sink anyway.



I wish I could buy Tsar bombs at the corner shop with a free copy of The Sun and an inflatable Richard Hammond.

[TarJak]

Granted, but whilst abusing your inflatable Richard Hammond, your Tsar bombs go off causing terror throughout your local area.

I wish UBC's local area was well away from mine.

[Task Force]

granted, but your on vacation to uboatcomrade land whan it blows up...

I wish for something.

[ubootcomrade]

Granted, but that something is my badly burnt and radiation soaked inflatable Richard Hammond.


I wish to declare to the world that I don't "bat for the other team".

[Raptor1]

Granted, but the world "doesn't care" and burn you to the stake anyway

I wish time was of the essence, so I could subsequently find said essence and sell it for cash money

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but the only money you are offered is of the Monopoly kind.

I wish to hang em high.

[nikimcbee]

Granted, but the only money you are offered is of the Monopoly kind.

I wish to hang em high.

Granted, but you are arrested for public exposure!:o

I wish I found this lost steed video sooner:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiqkDm9UoKo&NR=1

[TarJak]

Granted, you actually found it last year but forgot all about it until you found it again today.

I wish Niki could remember where he put things.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but on this occasion it's his foot and like everything else, he puts it in his mouth.

I wish Niki were as intelligent and as handsome as me.

[Task Force]

granted... but now you are less intelligent... and stuff...

I wish nikimcbee would find steed once and forall.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but since STEED is dead, nikimcbee is forever scarred, changes his name to nikitamcbee and becomes a communist revolutionary

I wish people in large unmarked vans would stop watching my house :stare:

[Task Force]

granted, now there in large unmarked choppers... with missiles...

I wish theyd fire and get it over with...

[ubootcomrade]

Granted, but they miss and hit your house instead.

I wish all communist revolutionaries suffer a horrific and painful death at the hands of that FB that sits across from jimbuna.

[TarJak]

Granted, as they lay dying they curse you with marriage to Jim's FB colleague and you are forced by intercontinental law to carry out the conditions of the curse.

I wish I knew what that meant.

[Raptor1]

Granted, it means nothing, so you are none the wiser

I wish we weren't dead...again...

[Jimbuna]

Granted, your only paralysed from the neck down.

I wish a conditional discharge was unconditional.

[NealT]

Granted, once discharged, the results are unconditional - the torpedo either runs straight, hut, and true or not and either explodes or not. Either way you are detected and hammered by the Hedgehogs they drop on top of you causing the hull of your vessel to implode.

I wish I was in better form.

[TarJak]

Granted, you are now in the form of a rotting corpse which is way better.

I wish vindictivness was less satisfying.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but that doesn't stop your enemies and/or friends from being vindicative

I wish the BC's tank wasn't so impenetrable to kinetic and thermal weaponry

[TarJak]

Granted, but as you are now sitting in one under attack from those very same weapons, you are wishing it was MORE impenetrable.

I wish logistics was as simple as moving something from point A to point B.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, it is, so move that pyramid from Alexandria in Egypt to Brisbane in Australia.

I wish the rain would pour for another full day tomorrow in Cardiff.

[TarJak]

Granted, but only over Millenium Stadium. For some reason the rain avoids Sophia Gardens entirely allowing the Aussies to complete their demolition of the pommy batting.

I wish the Americans reading this could understand the joy that is an Ashes win by Australia.

[Task Force]

granted, but sadly we dont care...

I wish youall could understand why.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but we don't care much either

I wish the revolutions weren't taken over by a bunch of cracker goons that try to make their own revolutions

[Task Force]

granted, revolutions are taken over by abunch of crakcer idiouts.

I wish 2+2=22.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but in your case it's 22 posts of nonsensical gibberish.

I wish I could identify an informative post.

[Task Force]

granted, but it is informative that your post count has dropped... 24,000posts...:up:

I wish raptors sig wanst a realy big X...
"woops. he he"

[TarJak]

I wish TaskForce had the imagination to have wished for something worth having.

[Jimbuna]

I wish TaskForce had the imagination to have wished for something worth having.

Congratulations....you have just wished the one thing that nobody will crush.

I wish to second the above wish.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but you therefore create a never-ending loops that drops the world levels of dream crushing to a minimum and set in motion the ultimate downfall of the universe

I wish that wouldn't happen

[TarJak]

Granted, that doesn't happen but something much worse and much much more personal does.

I wish Raptor1 well in his recovery from what happened.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, the scabs heal and his old tadga doesn't fall off.

I wish the score was even.

[NealT]

The score is even...the game has not started and it is now 0 to 0.

I wish this was not so easy...

[Raptor1]

Granted, it's now just hard enough that you die while doing it

I wish there was no manpower shortage

[Jimbuna]

Granted, manpower is now replaced by women strength.

I wish I had a ringside seat.

[Task Force]

Granted, but its a wrestleing match... that fat woman that sits accrost from you flys out of the ring and right on top of you.

I wish the ends were meaningful...

[TarJak]

Granted, the ends are meaningful but you just can't understand the middle.

I wish for more dramatic dream crushing.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, as the resident drama queen of SS you should have no bother then.

I wish my knicker elastic wasn't so tight.

[Raptor1]

Granted, it's now way too loose

I wish violent uprisings erupted in Belgium

[TarJak]

Granted, but they quickly spread to Raptorland and you get lynched by and unruly mob.

I wish I owned it rather than desired it.

[Task Force]

Granted. but you find that what you now own it not what you desire.

[Raptor1]

You are hereby executed for not wishing anything

I wish Task Force's execution was extremely painful

[TarJak]

Granted, it is extremely painful for you as the method involves him being beaten to death with your body tied by the ankles to a chain and swung by a mechanical arm.

I wish impatience was a virtue.

[Task Force]

Granted, impaitence is vertue, but still not needed...

I wish the spys would shoot get raptor and get it over with...

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but they get it oiver your body because the bullets passed clean through Raptor.

I wish the devil was in the detail.

[NealT]

Granted...you are not detailed to the position of devil for 30 days...after which you shall burn in boiling oil.

I wish I had not been away so long...

[TarJak]

Granted, you were only away as long as it took to distress you enough to come back

I wish this nonsense would end.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, it ends your ability to think rationally.

I wish the truth was out there.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but it's nonsense

I wish it was not

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but now it is.

I wish my suspicions were unfounded.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but seeing you were wrong all along, you are ridiculed by your colleagues and forced to live a sad, shameful existence for all of eternity

I wish the money wasn't flashing before my eyes

[Shearwater]

Granted. You are blind.

I wish I could have the money Raptor saw flashing before his eyes just moments ago.

[Task Force]

Granted... but only for a second...

I wish that I controled every aspect of my life.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but your teeth and liver overthrow you as an oppressive dictator

I wish I could crush this wish

[TarJak]

Granted, I will let you crush it now, for a small fee of US25 billion.

I wish Raptor1 would hurry up and pay the fee.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but all the notes are forgeries and you are jailed for life when you attempt to spend it.

I wish to be believed.

[Melonfish]

granted, but they believe you really did kill all those people you boast about and you end up in prison with a large hairy guy called "slugger"

I wish i could kick Gordon Brown in the spuds....

[Raptor1]

Granted, but he just goes out and buys new potatoes

I wish potatoes had rampant inflation

[Jimbuna]

Granted, they all wear buoyancy jackets.

I wish the only way was my way.

[Shearwater]

Granted. As you realize your loss of an individual self, you become depressive and commit suicide in turn. Nobody cares, since there's billions like yourself now.

I wish for a triangle with only two angles.

[TarJak]

Granted, you are now flatlining and the hospital has put a DNR notice on our record.

I wish I had 7 dimensional vision.

[Task Force]

Granted, but it makes you badly Cross eyed.

I wish I could find that D*** Remote control for the TV.:shifty:

[Jimbuna]

Granted, it's down the trousers of that big hairy bloke that lives next door to you.

I wish he would treat you gently.

[geetrue]

Granted, it's down the trousers of that big hairy bloke that lives next door to you.

I wish he would treat you gently.

Granted, but they tie up in just your bvd's sitting in a chair and make you watch :o

I wish I had a girl in every port :D

[Raptor1]

Granted, but your wife begins to suspect foul play with how many offsprings you have now

I wish I wasn't assassinated

[Shearwater]

Granted, you are only horribly maimed.

I wish my life was more like a game of pac-man.

[Task Force]

Granted, but you always get killed by those ghosts....

I wish there was smoke on the water...