Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams II

[TarJak]

Granted, but unfortunately you look it up in the Klingon dictionary and can't quite grasp the pronunciation of ERRGAREEFFEERGGGBBER

I wish Klingon was easier to learn.

[NealT]

FOR my 900th POST.....

Granted, it is for a Klingon.

I wish Star Trek were real.....

[Digital_Trucker]

Granted, Star Trek is real, and you are a Tribble

I wish NealTribble wouldn't reproduce so rapidly that the universe is engulfed in little furry creatures who have posted 900 times

[Jimbuna]

Granted, they are now called Trebbles because they have to post 2700 times.

I wish Scotty would beam me up.

[Kratos]

I wish Scotty would beam me up.

Scotty does and takes one look and sends you right back to whence you belong.:O:


I wish mercury was lighter?

[Sledgehammer427]

Granted, Mercury (the planet) is now lighter, so it orbits at a faster rate, and, in the next 15 years, will scrape your house, and ONLY your house, off the face of the earth... better look for an apartment

i wish there was a town full of trekkies... called enterprise!

[Digital_Trucker]

Granted, there is a town full of Trekkies called Enterprise (http://maps.google.com/maps?q=enterprise+alabama&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&split=0&gl=us&ei=SWDdSfbtJ9jrlQfg-ZD6DQ&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&ct=title&resnum=1), it's in Alabama and they're waiting for you because, before you made your wish, they weren't Trekkies, and, man ,are they pi55ed:o

I wish "The Sledge" lots of fun explaining why he had to ruin all those Alabamalamians lives

[NealT]

Granted, he had fun saying it was all YOUR fault...and they bought it.

I wish DT the best of luck trying to outrun and outgun all of the rednecks that are now after him...

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but his neck becomes the reddest of all.....burn marks from the noose.

I wish them not to hang him high.

[TarJak]

Granted, they hang him low between your knees.

I wish GR had only 1 post to get to 5000.

[NealT]

Granted, but not on Subsim...

I wish JB were my friend...

[Digital_Trucker]

Granted, JB is your friend, but now you find out he is really Mr Rodgers

I wish cow farts were made out of aluminum foil

[Raptor1]

Granted, now the owners of ranches are rich enough to buy the Northern Hemisphere because of their monopoly over Aluminum

I wish I wasn't executed in the streets of Prague

[NealT]

You weren't...technically it was in the alley...not the street.

I wish Everyone (who believes) a Happy Easter...and for those who do not, I wish them a happy day anyway...

[TarJak]

Granted, we are all as happy as can be. You on the otherhand get chosen to be nailed to a tree for Easter.

I wish people being nailed to trees was something that never happened.

[UnderseaLcpl]

I wish people being nailed to trees was something that never happened.

Granted, they get nailed to spiked platforms covered in pepper sauce, a concept first tested on you.

I wish for the next dream-crusher to wish for anything except for a fate worse than the crushing of this dream.

[NealT]

Granted...

I wish for a fate worse than crushing this dream...

[Mush Martin]

Granted you get to live in Jimbuna's Shorts.

(a matter of subjective opinion really isnt it?)


I wish someone other than NealT or Jimbuna crushes this
dream.

[NealT]

Granted (or not)

I wish they named submarine games backward so that SH1 was the best, SH2 second best, and so on...

[Digital_Trucker]

Granted, they named submarine games backward so that SH1 was the best, SH2 second best, and so on...but you only have SH3847169934048638103845601937658300173656583801

I wish constipation caused no aggravation

[Jimbuna]

Granted, it induces heart attacks instead.

I wish I owned a pair of shorts to carry someone in.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but they are too short to actually be of any use

I wish the next person who posts in this thread will also crush my wish

[Rockstar]

Granted, your wish, whatever it was, is CRUSHED.


I wish Raptor1 would elaborate what his wish was that I crushed



.

[Digital_Trucker]

Granted, Raptor1 elaborates on what his wish actually was. Unfortunately, it was so convoluted that it went right over your head and you crushed your cranium trying to figure out how to crush it

I wish Rockstar hadn't outsmarted himself

[Rockstar]

lol

[NealT]

lol

Granted, you laugh so hard you cannot stop for 3 days. Then, you begin to cry...again for 3 days straight. Your friends and family cannot stand it so they have you committed to a mental institution for 3 days...where because you have no computer access...you cry for 40 days and 40 nights. It brings Moses back from the dead to find the ark.

I wish I had tonight off so I could play my games on the computer...

[TarJak]

Granted, you get the sack for lack of committment and can spend the rest of your days playing.

I wish I could think of a better wish crush.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but it's so good you can't get your hands to type it into the compewter, and eventually go insane just by having it in your mind

I wish I could decide on a good board wargame to buy

[nikimcbee]

Granted, but it's so good you can't get your hands to type it into the compewter, and eventually go insane just by having it in your mind

I wish I could decide on a good board wargame to buy

Granted, but candyland isn't really a wargame. Okay, maybe in Raptorland.:03:

I wish I had somebody to play Axis and Allies: Guadalcanal with.:hmmm:

[TarJak]

Granted, you now get to play against the entire population of Subsim. Neal and co whip yo sorry ass from here to next week and you start wishing you never played Axis and Allies: Guadalcanal.

I wish nickimcbee would learn not to take on Subsim at wargames.

[NealT]

Granted, he takes on you instead and chops your hands off at the elbows with the first blow...leaving you forever computerless...

I wish crushing dreams was a full time business...

[Raptor1]

Granted, but you still don't get paid

I wish it was still winter

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but only in your own winter wonderland.

I wish I could watch you blowing Gabriels horn.

[Digital_Trucker]

Granted, you can watch him blowing Gabriel's horn, but Gabriel doesn't like peeping Toms and beats the living tar out of you after chasing you around the block thirty seven times and confiscating your video camera causing you to lose your job at TMZ

I wish TMZ hadn't lost their best camera-person in such a lascivious fashion

[NealT]

They didn't...I am still around! (JB was second best)

I wish all great singers were ugly...

[TarJak]

Granted, you are now a great singer.

I wish NealT looked as good as he sings.

[UnderseaLcpl]

I wish NealT looked as good as he sings.

Granted, he is so beautiful that you fall in love with him and marry him.

I wish for Tarjak's family to be accepting and supportive of his new lifestyle.

[TarJak]

Granted, they are so supportive that they adopt you and make you a surrogate mother for their offspring making the relationships very weird indeed

I wish for a way out of my marriage to NealT that's not worse than death

[Raptor1]

Granted, it involves a marriage with JB, whether that is worse than death is debatable

I wish you two would live and die happily ever after

[Task Force]

granted they go stright to he!! forever after.

I wish to be sucessful in staying up all night (its 3:05 now.)

[Raptor1]

Granted, but you gain absolutely nothing from it, and end up falling asleep in the morning

I wish TF knew Hell wasn't a censored word

[TarJak]

Granted, he does he just can;t bring himself to type it for fear of instantly being sent there.

I wish for a catharsis.

[Digital_Trucker]

Granted, you are given a catharsis............ in the form of an enema

I wish to be uphill and upwind of the event

[Rockstar]

Granted, however the hill you are on is in the same 5'x5' room kept at a balmy 99 degrees F shared by you, TarJak and 300 horse flies with only a small fan circulating the air.

I wish my feet didn't smell so bad




.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, they no longer smell....but the same can't be said about your breath.

I wish I had a breath of fresh air.

[TarJak]

Granted you stick your head into the room with me, DT and the horeflies and find out what fresh really smells like.

I wish this thread was less disgusting than it is.

[Raptor1]

Granted, all the disgusting elements, including you, are banished to the lesser plains forever and thus cannot participate in this thread

I wish the Axis stopped blowing all my bridges

[NealT]

Granted, they stop blowing your bridges and start blowing your tanks instead...

I wish I really understood...

[Jimbuna]

Granted, you now understand what "stood" means.

I wish I had the means to an end.

[TarJak]

Granted, given enough rope you meet your end.

I wish I had some money for old rope.

[NealT]

Granted you do, buy some old rope, tie it around my neck, loop the other around a stout tree limb, and slap the horse on the butt, whereby the old rotten rope breaks, catches you in the face putting our eyes out, and you fall off the cliffs of Dover as you run around screaming in pain all the way to your demise...

I wish it were not so early...

[Digital_Trucker]

Granted, it's not so early, now it's late, it being your girlfriend's period and, oooooooooh is your wife gonna be upset

I wish NealT luck with the legal problems

[Jimbuna]

Granted, bud it is bad luck and he loses his case.

I wish life was as crazy as a box of frogs.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but it ends as a box of frogs under a steamroller, and very soon

I wish for an Aisne-Marne Offensive

[NealT]

Granted, the offensive starts and you are on the losing side.

I wish for a wish of a 1000 wishes that could not be crushed...

[Digital_Trucker]

Granted, you get a wish of a 1000 wishes that could not be crushed...and after those 1000 wishes that could not be crushed you are granted a 1000 retroactive crushes that cannot be wished

I wish I could remember what it is I'm supposed to be doing

[Jimbuna]

Granted my house cleaning awaits...

I wish the sun only shone on tv.

[nikimcbee]

Granted my house cleaning awaits...

I wish the sun only shone on tv.
Granted, but my blood sugar is too low to think of a witty come back.

speaking of sun...:sunny:I wish I didn't have to be at work today, as it is the nicest weather since september...and I'm trapped at work.:wah:

[Raptor1]

Granted, you have been relocated to Siberia as part of your reeducation program, you now have to be in Barracks #17 instead of at work

I wish the Austrians weren't being such back-stabbing traitors just because I broke some peace treaties and annexed some minor nations

[Task Force]

Granted everything goes back the way it was... except some natives rebel against you and push you to your origional borders.:03:

I wish spring break wasnt over...:wah:

[UnderseaLcpl]

edit-damn, TF beat me to it.

[Jimbuna]

edit-damn, TF beat me to it.

LOL :rotfl:

Granted, it's only just beginning but you are the only one that has turned up for school.

I wish I had a quantam of solace.

[Task Force]

Sorry. the wizard that grants wishes has taken a break for dinner... He told me to tell you to try later.

I wish that I had a better crush for that wish.

[Digital_Trucker]

Granted, you have a better crush for that wish, but since that wish (hopefully) won't be wished for again, you have no where to use it causing you to be afflicted with "crush constipation" (the very worst kind) and you soon are bloated to the size of an aircraft carrier by the crushes that back up in your bowels

I wish "The Buna" wasn't such a slob, it took me all day to clean his house:wah: (never mind the trip across the pond to get to it:damn:)

[TarJak]

Granted, "The Buna" has become an OCD neat freak and the place you share with him is now spick and span, but you can't find anything.

I wish for a place to think nice thoughts

[Raptor1]

Granted, the brightly-lit padded room in the asylum is all yours

I wish I knew what the hell is wrong with this page...

[NealT]

Granted, there is nothing wrong with the page...it is you who is all messed up.

I wish I had a CV5...

[Jimbuna]

Granted, your now the proud owner of a matchstick 1/100th scale model of the CV% which you inadvertently drop, causing it to break into hundreds of tiny pieces.

I wish I owned the worldwide patent on financial wealth.

[Digital_Trucker]

Granted, you now own the world-wide patent on financial wealth, which means that everything is promptly declared worthless to avoid a worldwide riot. When everyone finds out that their stuff is worthless and that it's all your fault, they come to your house and constantly put burning bags of poo on your doorstep and ring the bell.

I wish "The Buna" luck getting the burning poo removed from his shoes.

[TarJak]

Granted, however he chooses to remove it by standing on you and wiping his shoes down your back

I wish DT had more sense than to lie down in front of "The Buna" when he has burning poo on his shoes.

[Raptor1]

Granted, he has enough sense to commit suicide instead of facing such an atrocity

I wish it wasn't so bothersome

[Jimbuna]

Granted, it is now simply loathsome.

I wish the best for everybody.

[Digital_Trucker]

Granted, the best for every body, but you forgot to wish the best for every head, so we are all now afflicted with warts the size of softballs covered with hair directly in the center of our foreheads

I wish my wart would turn into gold

[nikimcbee]

Granted, the best for every body, but you forgot to wish the best for every head, so we are all now afflicted with warts the size of softballs covered with hair directly in the center of our foreheads

I wish my wart would turn into gold

Granted! ...but every doctor wants to scrape your warts for "samples.":hmmm::oops:

I wish...I wish...

I wish I were a subsimmer, swinging thread to thread.

and with my best Buna by my side we'd sing....

OH.......I'm a subsimmer and I'm okay,
I eat my lunch and I post all day.
I shoot my torps
and dodge depth charges

[NealT]

Granted, you are able to sing this all the day long from your hospital bed while the men in white coats keep close watch over you, taking down every word you say, and secretly feeding you your medication to keep you as sedated as is humanly possible so that you do not disturb the other mental patients.

I wish I knew what people were not thinking...

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but you soon die of boredom because nobody was thinking anything.

I wish the sums would add up.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but they sum up to a negative number

I wish shock tactics were in effect

[Digital_Trucker]

Granted, shock tactics are in effect:salute: Attach the black jumper cable to the negative pole on the battery, attach the red jumper cable to the positive pole. Now, make sure you do this in the correct order: Attach the black jumper cable (the other end, dummy:D) to your left nipple and the red one to your right testicle.

I wish Raptor1 would stop jumping around so much, those cables are gonna fall off

[NealT]

Granted, he stops once he accidentally (on purpose) lands on you, however the cables come off anyway, land on certain anatomical parts of your anatomy that are particularly sensitive, and when you try to fling them off you hit the on switch instead, causing you to permanently speak in a falsetto tone of voice for the rest of your existence.

I wish I had the ability to speak forever and say something that means absolutely nothing...just as Billy Madison...

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but your audience is one deaf mute and a dog....happy performing.

I wish the theoretics were far more masterful.

[NealT]

In theory they are...for someone who actually knows how to use their brain and has an IQ of more than 10, which unfortunately you do not.

I wish movies were more lifelike...

[TarJak]

Granted, you now take the lead victim in Texas Chainsaw massacre. Bye bye!

I wish NealT hadn't had to get hacked to death with a chainsaw.

[Task Force]

granted, but now we need to clean the meat cleaver. theres blood all over it.:shifty:

I wish that summer break would come sooner.:D

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but seeing as how it is broken you will have to skip it and go straight to winter instead.

I wish the conceivable was perceivable.

[Digital_Trucker]

Granted, the conceivable is perceivable, but the permutation doesn't equal the transmigration so we're all still royally hosed

I wish chessmasters were instead chestmasters

[Task Force]

Granted... Now you have to find a treasurechest, but your now the master at it.

I wish all your wishes turnt to fishes.:O:

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but because of your spelling error they got 'burnt' instead.

I wish oblivion was a tangible asset.

[Digital_Trucker]

Granted, but due to the wish-granting fairies bad hearing obsidian is now a tangerine asshat

I wish I knew why

[NealT]

You do...in that instant you cross over from the living to the dead.

I wish I had more grandchildren...

[Raptor1]

Granted, but they annoy you so much, you commit suicide

I wish there weren't any fascist spies here

[Jimbuna]

Granted, they are all over 'there' instead.

I wish my memory would return.

[Digital_Trucker]

Granted, your memory returns, but it forgets that's it's not a Swallow and it returns to Capistrano

I wish I could get a grip

[NealT]

You do, around JB's neck and do not let go, choking him to death as the Bobbies come looking for you, causing them arrest you, try you on the spot, and it's off to the gallows for you.

I wish I could stop this coughing...

[TarJak]

Granted, you stop this coughing and start this vomiting.

I wish NealT would stop this vomiting.

[Raptor1]

Granted, he vomited all his internal organs and there isn't anything left to vomit...

...on you, incidentally...

I wish to break this chain of disgusting posts before it starts

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but some tape fixes the break.

I wish that people could stop wishing.

[TarJak]

Granted, after the wish for your untimely demise at the hands of Raptor's rapacious communist army.

Ummm. that was my wish...:D

[Digital_Trucker]

Ummmmmmmmm, granted, but now that Stealth Hunter has been done in by Raptor's rapacious communist army, they come looking for you

I wish Mr Ed was real

[Jimbuna]

Granted, your childhood hero is....and you both ride off into the sunset to live happily ever after.......until you catch some terrible STD from him and die a slow and agonising death.

I wish to try it once and for all.

[NealT]

You do...you try it, it kills you painfully, and you dwell in excruiciating pain for the rest of your eternal existence.

I wish dreams were a bit harder to crush...

[TarJak]

Granted, they are now 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000001% harder to crush than before.

I wish a good time could be had by all.

[Digital_Trucker]

Granted, a good time is had by all. All Yaks, that is. The rest of us are stuck with our miserable existences.

I wish some awakenings were not so rude

[Jimbuna]

Granted, only the naked ones...of you are.

I wish I knew persona non grata personally.

[Stealth Hunter]

Granted, but you opened a paradox that results in the string theory destroying you.

I wish that Ninja-Pirate-Cyborg Jesus was accepted by Christianity.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but unfortunately Super Mutant Chainsaw-Arm Muhammad is also accepted by Islam

I wish I wasn't around then...

[Jimbuna]

Granted, you were a square then.

I wish my behaviour would behave.

[Rockstar]

Granted your behavior like always behaves badly.

I wish Raptor1 would hurry up and conquer the world


.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but you are cought and executed for making me accelerate my plans

I wish you people had more patiance

[NealT]

Granted, only not with those who would dream of conquering the world...

I wish games were never invented...

[Jimbuna]

Granted, they were developed.

I wish the bitch that sits at the desk opposite me had shaved her chin correctly this morning.

[Digital_Trucker]

Granted, the bitch that sits at the desk opposite you shaved her chin correctly this morning, but, since it took so long, she neglected to shave her armpits and bikini area and, since it's extremely hot today and she is wearing very short shorts and a sleeveless top and has to stand and reach for things all day, you are carted off to the hospital by mid-morning for an extremely bad case of burned eyeballs

I wish things were what I thought they were

[Raptor1]

Granted, remember that giant meteor you thought about yesterday...?

I wish doom tasted like chicken

[TarJak]

Granted, funnily that was what Hannibal Lector said as you met yours.

I wish for more peace and quiet

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but only whilst your mowing the lawn.

I wish my instincts were reliable.

[NealT]

Granted, they are always reliable...wrong but reliably so...

I wish for a better day for all...

[Raptor1]

Granted, but not so much better as to make it worth going through

I wish people were less stupid

[Jimbuna]

Granted, they are only crazy now.

I wish the risks weren't so inherent.

[NealT]

Granted, they are inherited.

I wish I had half the money Warren Buffett had today...

[TarJak]

Granted, Warren Buffet left the house today without his wallet so you get half of nothing.

I wish I had a lot more than I did before.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, you now have a lot more.....bullsh!t.

I wish cowsh!t was harvestable.

[Graf Paper]

Granted... but now you know what is meant by "other natural flavorings" in the ingredients listed on most every food you buy these days!

Now I wish I didn't know that, either! :o

[Digital_Trucker]

Granted, you are now Sergeant Schultz (http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0037612/bio)

I wish more nights could be as good as the last one

[NealT]

They will be, unfortunately not for you...

I wish Sgt Schultz was real...

[Jimbuna]

Granted, he is a real nerd.

I wish my thesis made more sense.

[Raptor1]

Granted, just enough sense to understand that it's nonsense rather than over-complicated

I wish an army marched on the enemy's stomach

[TarJak]

Granted, your enemies army is now traversing your midriff with studded boots. Don;t enjoy it too much. ;)

I wish for more fortitude when dealing with adversity.

[Digital_Trucker]

Granted, you are gifted with more fortitude when dealing with adversity which causes the dispenser of adversity to dispense more of same to you to test your new fortitude until you can't handle it anymore and drown your fortitude in a fortnight of binge drinking

I wish that the hangover is not too severe

[NealT]

Granted it is not so severe that it prevents him from moaning all day long and complaining that he has a hangover...

I wish Neal would not come up with so many political polls...

[Jimbuna]

Granted, he now boars you to death with religious ones instead.

I wish my trouser fly was airborne.

[Raptor1]

Granted, dragging the rest of you there with it

I wish North America would break up into 22 nations, which will use Zeppelins to effect transportation because the road and rail infrastructure fall into disuse over the new borders

[Biggles]

Granted, but the zeppeliners is all shot down by enraged ex-train workers. (that gotta be the strangest dream I've ever seen).

I wish myself luck on tonights dancingfloor!

[Jimbuna]

Granted, you become Swedens latest 'Dancing Queen'

I wish your foxtrot gets aquainted with a tango.

[Biggles]

Granted, you become Swedens latest 'Dancing Queen'

I wish your foxtrot gets aquainted with a tango.

Granted, don't know what that means anyway:haha:

I wish you would get a knock on the door...

[NealT]

Granted, it is a knock of the Storm Troopers just before they start shooting the place up...

I wish today were a funny day...

[TarJak]

Granted, its funny in that you play a leading part in bringing Raptor1's dream of Zeppelin transportation to reality.

I wish people would just get along.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, they get a 'long way to Tipperary'

I wish it were that simple.

[Digital_Trucker]

Granted, it's that simple, but so are you, so it still seems complicated

I wish for something really good to happen somewhere, sometime

[Raptor1]

Granted, but it's so good, it gets covered up by the government that rules somewhere, sometime and we never hear about it

I wish they weren't so pigheadedly ignorant

[NealT]

Granted, now what were you talking about?

I wish BBQ did not take so long to make...

[TarJak]

Granted, it now takes 1 second less time but the effort is trebled and the meat is almost raw.

I wish there was a way of getting everything done in time

[Raptor1]

Granted, it involves hiring people to do stuff for you, which soon bunkrupts you anyway

I wish something completely unacceptable

[Rockstar]

Granted, you are now demoted to private and told by the 'new' general to dig latrines.

I wish Raptor1 accepts his new job I gave him



.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, he accepts it and then passes on the responsibility to you.

I wish I could conform with ambiguity.

[NealT]

Granted, you do, but what you do has yet to be determined as it is not as ostentatious as you might want to think it could have been had you accepted it will the full enthusiasm you should have...

I wish for a more clear picture of the world...

[Digital_Trucker]

Granted, you have a more clear picture of the world, but now that it is totally clear, it looks even sh!ttier than you first thought

I wish I could have a do-over

[Raptor1]

Granted, but it is equally horrendous

I wish the coppers were made out of copper

[NealT]

Coppers are made out of copper, the problem is the word copper does not really mean copper, everything just thinks it does because of he ambiguous way words have been used in the Esperanto language and therefore what you think is copper is actually bullsh!t.

I wish I understood the nature of the universe...

[TarJak]

Granted and you now understand why you don't fit into the scheme of things

I wish for the perseverance of a saint

[Jimbuna]

Granted, you are now experiencing the same feeling as Joan of Arc....enjoy the bonfire.

I wish the same fate befell you all.

[Digital_Trucker]

Granted, the same fate befalls us all, we are doomed to posting in this thread at least once a day for all of eternity

I wish to have the day off from trials and tribulations

[NealT]

Granted, you sleep the day away, miss your car payment and mortgage payment, have your car and house repossessed, but since you are sleeping, you are utterly peaceful and filled with bliss...until tomorrow...


I wish smilies were not always so round...:03:

[Rockstar]

Granted, but on your day off your wife makes you clean out the garage, paint the house, do the dishes, wash the laundry, and take out the trash.


I wish I had a glass of water.

[Nicolas]

Granted, but your childrens will start wars to get water because of the pollution and the world weather change.

I wish every person in the world, included me could behave like the bible teachs.;)

[Jimbuna]

Granted, everyone is erecting crosses and roaming about looking for people to nail them to.

I wish my cupboard was bare.

[NealT]

Granted, your cupboard is bare of space to put anything else into...and instead is full of bullsh!t - just like you.

I wish all Mothers to have a very happy Mothers Day!

[Rockstar]

Granted, as tomorrow most will find themselves once again forgtten, unappreciated and taken for granted until next Mother's Day.

I wish I could make a bowline run


.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, your cupboard is bare of space to put anything else into...and instead is full of bullsh!t - just like you.

I wish all Mothers to have a very happy Mothers Day!


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[TarJak]

Ouch!

Granted, your bowline now runs as fast as it can away from you, so fast you'll never see it again.

I wish fortune favoured the cowardly

[Jimbuna]

Granted, by my estimation that makes you the richest man in the world.

I wish to know what is at the end of infinity.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but is something so unexpectedly boring you kill yourself just knowing it

I wish I had a larger postcount

[Rockstar]

Granted, but having largrer post counts is evidence of being a post whore and having no life outside of Subsim.

I wish Raptor1 sees the error of his wish before he becomes like jimbuna



.

[NealT]

Granted, he does and he will now always be at least 1 post behind JB in his postcount.

I wish I did not have to work 12 hours last night...

[Jimbuna]

Granted, that was a mistake, it was actually a double shift they wanted you for so you now owe them 12 hours pay.

I wish I knew the origins of the golden rivet.

[TarJak]

Granted, you become painfully aware of the origins by not keeping an eye on the stoker that shows you where it ends up.

I wish flippancy was an admirable quality.

[NealT]

Granted, and it is good for the enlisted men as well.

I wish a horse was not a horse with a horse of course...whose name was Mr. Edwarduardo

[Rockstar]

Granted, a horse by any other name would still be a horse. But the horse that was not a horse is but an ass of course.

I wish NealT would wash his smelly ass


.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but you need to clean up the remains

I wish bullets could hit the main character

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but seeing as the main character is Iron Man, the bullets bounce off him and fatally wound you.

I wish my copy book hadn't been blotted.

[NealT]

It wasn't...it was dumped on by an ink bottle.

I wish it would rain .1 inch more an hour for the next 3 hours at my house...no more, no less.

[Raptor1]

Granted, just enough to reveal fatal flaws in your roof design

I wish they built roofs as they used to...

[TarJak]

Granted they are all flat and you still have to climb on top and paint them

I wish Wolf's IL-2 server would work.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, it is working perfectly fine.....unlike your internet connection.

I wish the spasmodic effect was translucent.

[NealT]

Granted it is, to the blind.

I wish homeless people had a better shelter to live in...

[Biggles]

Granted, it is your bedroom.

Wish the girl would answer the phone...damn, trying to call her now for 3 days, no answer!

[Rockstar]

Granted, but why tell us it's a girl? Everyone here knows about you Biggles, you can come out now.


I wish Biggles would admit he's really a closet viking



.

[Biggles]

Granted, but why tell us it's a girl? Everyone here knows about you Biggles, you can come out now.


I wish Biggles would admit he's really a closet viking



.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Granted, but I wish you'd come back in to my closet, it's been a long time since I met you, I really miss you.:D

I really wish this girl wouldn't ignore me like she is...

[Raptor1]

Granted, she comes at ya with a really large chainsaw and an insatiable lust for blood, have fun

I wish Biggles would stop trying to call psychopaths

[Jimbuna]

Granted, he writes to them instead.

I wish the epitomy of work was weird.

[Biggles]

Granted it is, but now the wierdness is making you sick.

Wish people used my name in this thread more, I feel appreciated:haha:

[geetrue]

Biggles said, "Wish people used my name in this thread more, I feel appreciated:haha:"

Granted: Biggles said Neal was too fat and over the hill to run a nice submarine den like this and that he was going to buy Neal out so he could run the place the way he wanted to.

I wish I had a hundred wives and could afford to tell them to do anything I wanted :sunny:

[TarJak]

Granted you now live in Sudan and have the law on your side so you can do all that ordering about on the cheap.

I wish Biggles well in his quest for more mentions in this thread.

[Raptor1]

Biggled, Biggles is Biggled into Biggling more Biggles in this thread

I wish that made any sort of sense or nonsense...or Biggles

[Task Force]

granted only 1% more sence.

I wish raptors crush made more sence.

[TarJak]

Granted, but only when you read it backwards through a tea strainer.

I wish for more nonsense

[NealT]

Granted, you now have no sense of time, smell, taste, or feel.

I wish my son would move out.

[Raptor1]

Granted, he moves out and lives on the street as a tramp

I wish we all lived in a Compulsory Consumerist State, where people buy because the government tells them to and dissenters vanish from their homes at night

[Digital_Trucker]

Granted, we all live in a Compulsory Consumerist State, where people buy because the government tells them to and dissenters vanish from their homes at night. Unfortunately, we are all also broke from spending at the whim of the Compulsory Consumerist State and become dissenters thereby causing ourselves to vanish from our homes (which were going to be foreclosed on anyway) at night and are whisked off to the Compulsory Consumerist Prison where we are all forced to participate in the Alternative Satisfaction Program by constantly having to pick up the soap in the shower.

I wish I didn't have writers cramp from that last crush

[Jimbuna]

Granted, you now have a sore bottom instead.

I wish my last meeting was more interesting.

[TarJak]

Granted, your last meeting is indeed your last making it the most interesting as you watch your life flash before your eyes before finally snuffing it.

I wish Jim hadn't snuffed it in his last meeting.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, I slept through it and dropped my snuff as a result instead.

I wish the timing was right.

[NealT]

Granted the timing is right but you were in the wrong place and missed out on all of the fun with her.

I wish JB would stop dreaming about the BFB that sits across from him at work...

[Task Force]

Granted, he stops, and starts dreaming about you.

I wish for a bottle of soda.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, enjoy your bottle of soda crystals...usually used for washing clothing.

I wish I was in a quick spin.

[Digital_Trucker]

Granted, you're in a quick spin, so quick that you don't even notice that it happened and are stuck in an infinite loop wishing for a quick spin

I wish gagging certain residents of my household would not get me placed in the hoosegow

[Raptor1]

Granted, it gets you executed by the new fascist government

I wish execution was the standard for state justice everywhere

[TarJak]

Granted, and for that you are sentenced to it for transgressing the laws of Rator1and.

I wish wisdom came in 6 packs

[Digital_Trucker]

Granted, wisdom comes in 6 packs, 6 pack abs, that is. Now all the muscle heads on Venice beach are as smart as Albert Einstein and the rest of us are wandering around drooling and babbling like 2 year olds

I wish the hills were alive with the sound of maniacal laughter instead of music

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but all the maniacs are laughing at you.

I wish the hills had eyes.

[Raptor1]

Granted, they are in a conspicuous bush on the hill near your house and happen to belong to a pair of soviet spies named Boris and Dimitri

I wish spies weren't so cowardly

[Rockstar]

Granted, all of YOUR spies get cocky thinking themselves invincible start operating overtly all are soon discvered by your enemies and shot on sight.

I hope Raptor1 likes being a mushroom


.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, that is until you feed him sh!t and lock him in a dark room.

I wish toadstools were more comforting to frogs.

[Task Force]

granted, But now all the frogs die, cause they dont want to leave them.

I wish raptor could get use to being in all that manure.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but you on the other hand...

I wish to drag Task Force down in the poo and then break his legs so he can't escape

[Jimbuna]

Granted, until he gets a mic and then I'll help him turn the tables on you.

I wish that dolt was a bolt.

[Biggles]

Granted, the dolt is a bolt. But not the kind you need to whatever you're up to (yes...we all know you're up to something...):x

I wish I had a beard.

[TarJak]

Granted, but it's on your wife.

I wish Life really was a box of chocolates.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but now all existing boxes of chocolate are replaced with Life, leaving us with nothing good to eat

I wish the title character could die before the end

[Jimbuna]

Granted, they die at the beginning which means the film has absolutley no purpose and makes no sense.....so you now have to watch it backwards.

I wish it was as simple as that.

[Digital_Trucker]

Granted, it is as simple as that, but now that is as complicated as it which totally confuses the hell out of the thesaurus and dictionary writers who go stark raving mad and mix up all of the words and definitions, thereby driving us all bonkers and we all run around in togas screaming and babbling until we collapse and croak from various problems caused by running around screaming and babbling for days on end

I wish the good old days were the good future days

[NealT]

Granted, but you are too old to enjoy them...wasting away in the assisted living center without benefit of a computer access portal.

I wish everyone had better weather...

[Raptor1]

Granted, but as "better weather" is relative to the area, you cause massive disruptions to the climate system, volcanoes randomly appear and destroy major cities while the ocean rises to flood what survived

I wish that made some kind of scientific sense

[Rockstar]

It does, in your world, though in reality everyone just thinks yours nuts.


I wish those nice young men in the their clean white shirts come and take Raptor1 away to the funny farm


.

[NealT]

Granted, they are on their way...Yes, the guy you want's name begins with an "R"..what do you mean he says it isn't him? Rockstar? Sure, you can take him...after all, his name does begin with an "R"...

I wish life were more confusing...

[TarJak]

Granted.

I wish the profusion of confusion would accept some diffusion.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?

I wish I knew what he was talking about

[Jimbuna]

Granted, you now realise he was talking about you.

I wish you knew what I was thinking.

[Task Force]

Granted... but I dont realy want to know...

I wish that I had A BOTTLE OF SODA(Perferably Pepsi, But coke Cola is ok too.)THE KIND THAT YOU DRINK. NOT THE KIND YOU PUT IN THE WASHMACHINE!!! OR ANYKIND OF SODA CRYSTAL! :rotfl:

[Raptor1]

Not Granted, you are an infidel who drinks Pepsi while Coca Cola is obviously vastly superior, you aren't even worthy of being burned to the stake :nope:

I wish Task Force had gone down the true path

[Task Force]

Granted... He went down the true path of lieing.:yeah:

I wish the communist snipers outside of raptors window would go ahead and pull the trigger. (while yelling BOOM headshot.)

[Raptor1]

Granted, but him being a communist and therefore a bad shot by definition, he misses my head and instead hits the driver of the Ural-4320 truck driving half a mile down the road, causing it to veer into the sidewalk and killing somebody probably very important. The governments of the free world denounce the Soviet government for the death of said person, to which the Soviets respond by launching nuclear attacks against Berlin, Amsterdam, Brussles, Oslo, Madrid, Lisbon, Rome, Paris, Copenhagen, Ankara, London, Ottawa, Washington and New York. The world is consumed by nuclear flames.

(Hmm, I really wanted to fit a speeding train in there as well...)

I wish Task Force didn't so pigheadedly destroy the world

[Task Force]

Granted just you.:up:

I wish the radiation would kill raptor quick, instead of slowly.

[TarJak]

Granted, Raptor1 is now deceased but you have to live with his rotting corpse in your bed from now on.

I wish Raptor1 and TaskForce's domination of this thread would end.

[Digital_Trucker]

Granted, Raptor1 and TaskForce's domination of this thread ends and Jimbuna's begins

I wish this thread weren't so addictive, now I have to join Crush Each Other's Dreams II Anonymous and attempt to complete the 1,285,368,567,197,551,157,333 step program to stop posting in it

[Raptor1]

Granted, the thread gets de-addictified, but the damage to your mind has already been done and you still have to go through the 1,285,368,567,197,551,157,333 step program

I wish defibrilators were marketed as children's toys

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but the instructions are too difficult for a child to understand.

I wish TJ or DT would be kind enough to explain the instructions for you.

[TarJak]

Granted, however my explanation was not heeded and he managed to eletrocute himself and you whilst practising.

I wish Raptor1 had heeded my instructions.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but I decide you are my first patient

I wish all the people who haven't been killed in this or the last thread yet to raise a hand

[Jimbuna]

Granted, everyone raises a hand of pork.

I wish my vote would count.

[Digital_Trucker]

Granted, your vote counts. Unfortunately, you pushed the wrong button and your one accidental vote elected PeeWee Herman King of the Earth. We are all now required to dress identically to PeeWee. Ironically, you don't need to change anything to fulfill this requirement.

I wish wish-crushing wasn't so much fun

[Raptor1]

Granted, but it's still addicting, now you suffer crushing dreams and have to pay a shrink to fix your masochistic behaviour

I wish it wasn't so

[TarJak]

Granted, it is no longer so easy for you to crush my dreams.

I wish I knew what my equipment was doing.

[Jimbuna]

Granted......but does your wife!!

I wish for fair winds and following seas.

[NealT]

Granted, the winds are only fair and the seas follow you...more and more...building and building...until the tidal wave overcomes you and destroys all of California - sending it into the Ocean. The USA President decides that only having 49 states is unacceptable so he annexes...you guessed it...England. They revolt and throw a tea party...vowing not to be taxed without representation.........wait a sec...that is another story line altogether...

I wish there were no survivors with the next survivor show...

[TarJak]

Granted, and you are the shows first victim.

I wish I had a wrench.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, here's your (namesake) monkey wrench.

I wish I was off my rocker.

[TarJak]

Granted you are off your rocker and on your zimmer frame. Stroll on!

I wish the beast were outed.

[Raptor1]

Granted, so do I

I wish pie had the destructive capabilities of H-Bombs

[Jimbuna]

Granted, H for Horlicks bombs.

I wish you to enjoy your cuppa.

[Raptor1]

Granted, but there is only bug juice...

I wish to not make a wish so it could not be crushed and therefore not require a follow-up wish, thus breaking this damned chain and freeing the people

[Task Force]

granted... but its still crushed.

I wish I was still in the game... lol

[Jimbuna]

Granted, your the corpse from the first killing.

I wish you eternal piece.

[NealT]

Granted, henceforth, he shall always and forever have a piece of your action and the majority of your bank account, giving him all the time in the world to play SH3 and SH4 on his nice, new, shiney, paid for from your funds Alien computer.

I wish JB made more money...

[Task Force]

Granted just a .01% more.

I with .01% was worth more.

[Graf Paper]

Granted, it's worth more of less! :O:

I wish I understood what I just said. :-?

[TarJak]

Granted, however the understanding of that means you now cannot understand anything that anyone else says to you making you a social outcast.

I wish outcasts had more say in world affairs

[Raptor1]

Granted, they can say whatever they want, but nobody listens...

I wish it wasn't so confounding

[Jimbuna]

Granted, it is quite easily understandable actually....provided you have an IQ bigger than your shoe size.

I wish my predicament were predictable.

[NealT]

Granted, it is predictably confusing...

I wish Star Trek XII (or whatever number is next) would be written, produced, directed, shot, edited, and released soon...

[TarJak]

Granted, it was released last week and bombed so you've missed it. BTW it's not coming to video or TV either, the directory burnt the masters.

I wish I wasn't so cruel to Trekkies.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, you are now kind to them, even to the extent of dressing like them and growing pointy ears like spock.

I wish someone would beam me up.