U.S.S. William Jefferson Clinton submarine?

kholemann · 03-21-06, 02:46 PM

http://www.navytimes.com/story.php?f...25-1630632.php

Since the Navy has a new aircraft carrier named for former President Bush, maybe they should have a new vessel that is in line with the personality of President Clinton. Certainly, a cigar shaped submarine would suffice. There is a rumor that it will also include two very large twin dome shaped sonar arrays just below the screw which will allow for 360 degree listening in stereo. There will also be no sail as that would take away from the smooth underwater profile.

Godalmighty83 · 03-21-06, 04:57 PM

and what would ths ships flag be? his happy content face mid blow-job?

TLAM Strike · 03-21-06, 04:59 PM

I've heard that joke so many times I have an emoticon for it...

**Ahem** -- NS

.

Oberon · 03-21-06, 05:19 PM

I have an emoticon to reply to that emoticon:

:rotfl:

XabbaRus · 03-21-06, 05:56 PM

TLAM that is disgusting.

Throw him in the brig. That is emotiporn.

JSLTIGER · 03-21-06, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XabbaRus

TLAM that is disgusting.

Agreed.

STEED · 03-21-06, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JSLTIGER

Quote:

Originally Posted by XabbaRus

TLAM that is disgusting.

Agreed.

kholemann

that was crude

Deamon · 03-22-06, 06:00 AM

What about "USS Monica Lewinsky" ?

But that's not that much disgusding isn't it ?

03-22-06, 12:32 PM

Back when I was in the navy, our destroyer once refueled from a ship (I don't remember which one) which was flying a flag. The flag showed the bottoms of two feet (facing down) and two smaller feet (spread apart and facing up). Underneath the feet was the caption "War Is Hell".

em2nought · 03-22-06, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deamon

What about "USS Monica Lewinsky" ?

But that's not that much disgusding isn't it ?

Maybe for an AFDB like Los Alamos.

Sixpack · 03-23-06, 06:54 AM

Why not:

USS Miss Texas
USS Miss NY State
USS Miss Nevada
USS Miss Arizona
etc ??

Every year a new chick upfront on the sub (which is a giant fallus symbol after all) in the manly spirit of the American WW2 Bombers

Spreading sexual liberty on the 7 oceans

(and sponsored by Durex ?)

Abraham · 03-25-06, 03:16 AM

Impossible in our political correct day and age...

There was already a few years ago a "Tailhook" scandal in the Navy Pilots Ass. What are you aiming for, Sixpack, a "Dildo" scandal for submariners?

03-21-06, 02:46 PM	#1
kholemann Gunner Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 98 Downloads: 27 Uploads: 0	U.S.S. William Jefferson Clinton submarine? http://www.navytimes.com/story.php?f...25-1630632.php Since the Navy has a new aircraft carrier named for former President Bush, maybe they should have a new vessel that is in line with the personality of President Clinton. Certainly, a cigar shaped submarine would suffice. There is a rumor that it will also include two very large twin dome shaped sonar arrays just below the screw which will allow for 360 degree listening in stereo. There will also be no sail as that would take away from the smooth underwater profile.

03-21-06, 04:57 PM	#2
Godalmighty83 Sonar Guy Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 398 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	and what would ths ships flag be? his happy content face mid blow-job? __________________ Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?

03-21-06, 04:59 PM	#3
TLAM Strike Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Rochester, New York Posts: 8,633 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 6	I've heard that joke so many times I have an emoticon for it... Ahem -- NS . __________________

03-21-06, 05:56 PM	#5
XabbaRus Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,330 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	TLAM that is disgusting. Throw him in the brig. That is emotiporn. __________________

03-23-06, 06:54 AM	#11
Sixpack Samurai Navy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: below North Sea level (iow Holland) Posts: 592 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Why not: USS Miss Texas USS Miss NY State USS Miss Nevada USS Miss Arizona etc ?? Every year a new chick upfront on the sub (which is a giant fallus symbol after all) in the manly spirit of the American WW2 Bombers Spreading sexual liberty on the 7 oceans (and sponsored by Durex ?) __________________ \"Navigare necesse est, vivere non est necesse\"

03-21-06, 05:19 PM	#4
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	I have an emoticon to reply to that emoticon: :rotfl:

03-22-06, 06:00 AM	#8
Deamon Commodore Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Germany Posts: 642 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	What about "USS Monica Lewinsky" ? But that's not that much disgusding isn't it ?

03-22-06, 12:32 PM	#9
Sailor Steve Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Back when I was in the navy, our destroyer once refueled from a ship (I don't remember which one) which was flying a flag. The flag showed the bottoms of two feet (facing down) and two smaller feet (spread apart and facing up). Underneath the feet was the caption "War Is Hell".

03-25-06, 03:16 AM	#12
Abraham Eternal Patrol Moderator Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,572 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	U.S.S. William Jefferson Clinton submarine? Impossible in our political correct day and age... There was already a few years ago a "Tailhook" scandal in the Navy Pilots Ass. What are you aiming for, Sixpack, a "Dildo" scandal for submariners? __________________ RIP Abraham