Bloody insolent mutineers...

Kissaki · 10-20-05, 04:32 AM

Why is the helmsman shooshing me when we're running silent? Oh yes, I've seen the crew giving me impudent looks from time to time. I'm the skipper, dammit! You don't shoosh me, I shoosh you!

But I'll get them back. I've intentionally left the food out, so they'll have nothing but rotten and moldy food by the end of the patrol. Then we'll see who's laughing. Hah!

Incidentally, how do the bananas manage to stay ripe even after 60 days on patrol? And how come they call me "KaLeun"... even if it's plain to everyone with eyes that I'm merely a Lt. Sr.?

And am I the only one who refuses to promote his sub-lieutenants to Lt. Jr. until I have myself reached Sr. rank?

Sorry, just feeling a bit philosophical. It's almost lunch.

joea · 10-20-05, 04:34 AM

Take a deep breath and go to your secret hiding place and have a Becks. :|\

Kissaki · 10-20-05, 04:43 AM

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Originally Posted by joea

Take a deep breath and go to your secret hiding place and have a Becks. :|\

Oh yes, FÃ¤hnrich Stempel thinks I don't know about his secret stash, but he'll see. As penalty for smuggling aboard liquor, I'll confiscate his dirty magazines as well. If he utters even a word of complaint, I'll have him swabbing the decks before and after each trim dive. I will have discipline aboard my boat!

FERdeBOER · 10-20-05, 04:47 AM

Yes, that bloody insolents robotic looks of the crew...

Talking of other things, the sub sommanders are allways considered "kaptains" despite his true rank.

Kissaki · 10-20-05, 04:51 AM

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Originally Posted by FERdeBOER

Yes, that bloody insolents robotic looks of the crew...

Talking of other things, the sub sommanders are allways considered "kaptains" despite his true rank.

So they really were called "Herr Kaleun" regardless of actual rank? I could understand "KapitÃ¤n" but "KapitÃ¤nleutnant" seems awfully specific..

FERdeBOER · 10-20-05, 04:55 AM

You're right.

In fact, my crew calls me "The torps waster". I don't know why, because is obvious that is needed 3 torps for a coastall merchan at 5 knots

Kpt. Lehmann · 10-20-05, 08:31 AM

Have you ever noticed that when you fly around the control room in Shift+F2 Camera mode... the crew's eyes follow you?

Creepy.

10-20-05, 08:37 AM

I'm missing a 1/2 cup of strawberries!!!

wetwarev7 · 10-20-05, 08:43 AM

Someone broke into the arms locker on my ship........

The Avon Lady · 10-20-05, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by von Buelow

I'm missing a 1/2 cup of strawberries!!!

We're gonna need a whole lotta sugar to reenact that scene!

don1reed · 10-20-05, 09:26 AM

Pitooie!?! Arggg...wax bananas!! Whatdayamean, you're making candles?

Kissaki · 10-20-05, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Kpt. Lehmann

Have you ever noticed that when you fly around the control room in Shift+F2 Camera mode... the crew's eyes follow you?

Creepy.

When was someone going to inform me of this function????

Someone's going to PAY! And I'm looking at you, Stempel!

Kissaki · 10-20-05, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by von Buelow

I'm missing a 1/2 cup of strawberries!!!

The very captain I'm modelling my carreer on

Kissaki · 10-20-05, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by wetwarev7

Someone broke into the arms locker on my ship........

I know exactly how they did it, too. They're smart, but they won't out-fox me. They made a key, I know they did. I had all keys confiscated and accounted for, and the fact that I didn't find that key conclusively prooves they did make one and hid it. Probably threw it overboard when they knew I was on to them.

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Originally Posted by don1read

Pitooie!?! Arggg...wax bananas!! Whatdayamean, you're making candles?

Ah-HAH! I knew they were using wax bananas to make a mold for the key! There'll be no shore leave for eight patrols!

Kissaki · 10-20-05, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by The Avon Lady

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Originally Posted by von Buelow

I'm missing a 1/2 cup of strawberries!!!

We're gonna need a whole lotta sugar to reenact that scene!

What the... I'm missing 1/2 cup of sugar!!!!

10-20-05, 04:32 AM	#1
Kissaki Lieutenant Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Norway Posts: 268 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Bloody insolent mutineers... Why is the helmsman shooshing me when we're running silent? Oh yes, I've seen the crew giving me impudent looks from time to time. I'm the skipper, dammit! You don't shoosh me, I shoosh you! But I'll get them back. I've intentionally left the food out, so they'll have nothing but rotten and moldy food by the end of the patrol. Then we'll see who's laughing. Hah! Incidentally, how do the bananas manage to stay ripe even after 60 days on patrol? And how come they call me "KaLeun"... even if it's plain to everyone with eyes that I'm merely a Lt. Sr.? And am I the only one who refuses to promote his sub-lieutenants to Lt. Jr. until I have myself reached Sr. rank? Sorry, just feeling a bit philosophical. It's almost lunch.

10-20-05, 04:47 AM	#4
FERdeBOER XO Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Spain Posts: 431 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 1	Yes, that bloody insolents robotic looks of the crew... Talking of other things, the sub sommanders are allways considered "kaptains" despite his true rank. __________________ Hay dos tipos de buques: los submarinos... y los blancos. There are two types of ships: the subs... and the targets.

10-20-05, 04:55 AM	#6
FERdeBOER XO Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Spain Posts: 431 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 1	You're right. In fact, my crew calls me "The torps waster". I don't know why, because is obvious that is needed 3 torps for a coastall merchan at 5 knots __________________ Hay dos tipos de buques: los submarinos... y los blancos. There are two types of ships: the subs... and the targets.

10-20-05, 08:31 AM	#7
Kpt. Lehmann GWX Project Director Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: The Republic of Texas Posts: 6,993 Downloads: 124 Uploads: 0	Have you ever noticed that when you fly around the control room in Shift+F2 Camera mode... the crew's eyes follow you? Creepy. __________________ www.thegreywolves.com All you need is good men. - Heinrich Lehmann-Willenbrock

10-20-05, 08:43 AM	#9
wetwarev7 Grey Wolf Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Deep Waters Posts: 871 Downloads: 31 Uploads: 0	Someone broke into the arms locker on my ship........ __________________ Guess I should change my sig since SH5 has an offline mode now

10-20-05, 04:34 AM	#2
joea Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: At periscope depth in Lake Geneva Posts: 3,512 Downloads: 25 Uploads: 0	Take a deep breath and go to your secret hiding place and have a Becks. :\|\

10-20-05, 08:37 AM	#8
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don1reed Ace of the Deep Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Valhalla: Silent Generation Posts: 1,149 Downloads: 910 Uploads: 0	Pitooie!?! Arggg...wax bananas!! Whatdayamean, you're making candles? __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act. ~ George Orwell