Bloody insolent mutineers...
 

Why is the helmsman shooshing me when we're running silent? Oh yes, I've seen the crew giving me impudent looks from time to time. I'm the skipper, dammit! You don't shoosh me, I shoosh you!

But I'll get them back. I've intentionally left the food out, so they'll have nothing but rotten and moldy food by the end of the patrol. Then we'll see who's laughing. Hah!


Incidentally, how do the bananas manage to stay ripe even after 60 days on patrol? And how come they call me "KaLeun"... even if it's plain to everyone with eyes that I'm merely a Lt. Sr.?

And am I the only one who refuses to promote his sub-lieutenants to Lt. Jr. until I have myself reached Sr. rank?


Sorry, just feeling a bit philosophical. It's almost lunch.

Take a deep breath and go to your secret hiding place and have a Becks. :|\

Oh yes, Fähnrich Stempel thinks I don't know about his secret stash, but he'll see. As penalty for smuggling aboard liquor, I'll confiscate his dirty magazines as well. If he utters even a word of complaint, I'll have him swabbing the decks before and after each trim dive. I will have discipline aboard my boat! :hulk:

Yes, that bloody insolents robotic looks of the crew... :stare:

Talking of other things, the sub sommanders are allways considered "kaptains" despite his true rank.

So they really were called "Herr Kaleun" regardless of actual rank? I could understand "Kapitän" but "Kapitänleutnant" seems awfully specific..

You're right.

In fact, my crew calls me "The torps waster". I don't know why, because is obvious that is needed 3 torps for a coastall merchan at 5 knots ;)

Have you ever noticed that when you fly around the control room in Shift+F2 Camera mode... the crew's eyes follow you?

Creepy. :dead:

I'm missing a 1/2 cup of strawberries!!! :hulk:

Someone broke into the arms locker on my ship........ :o

We're gonna need a whole lotta sugar to reenact that scene! :doh:

Pitooie!?! Arggg...wax bananas!! Whatdayamean, you're making candles?

When was someone going to inform me of this function???? :huh:

Someone's going to PAY! And I'm looking at you, Stempel!

The very captain I'm modelling my carreer on :yep:

I know exactly how they did it, too. They're smart, but they won't out-fox me. They made a key, I know they did. I had all keys confiscated and accounted for, and the fact that I didn't find that key conclusively prooves they did make one and hid it. Probably threw it overboard when they knew I was on to them.

Ah-HAH! I knew they were using wax bananas to make a mold for the key! There'll be no shore leave for eight patrols! :x

What the... I'm missing 1/2 cup of sugar!!!!