Why No Smokers?

10-05-05, 09:26 PM

Why is my crew a bunch of health fanatics? I see bananas and grade 'A' quality beef hanging from the roof in the galley, even after months on patrol. WHERE IS THE ROT? Why don't my crew members light a friggn cigarette every now and then to relieve the stress of these long voyages? This is 1939 for God's sake, everyone and their momma smokes? :|\

Alyebard · 10-06-05, 01:00 AM

:|\

zombiewolf · 10-06-05, 01:02 AM

:|\ We always stop at Amsterdam to stock up.

glenno · 10-06-05, 01:52 AM

:rotfl: http://www.subsim.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=43274

zombiewolf · 10-06-05, 02:06 AM

freaking far out .

like dive and stuff :|\

cueceleches · 10-06-05, 05:15 AM

Yeah! I also would love to see those rude seamen smoking, and the Kaleun with a pipe...(myself being a heavy smoker...)

SmokinTep · 10-06-05, 06:17 AM

We seem to have an endless supply of bannanas and ham.

jumpy · 10-06-05, 06:59 AM

lol
Who 'chaved' up the fags?
a cheapo brand here has just got the Burbury treatment :rotfl:

wouldn't get that way back when

hehe

kiwi_2005 · 10-06-05, 10:01 AM

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Why is my crew a bunch of health fanatics? I see bananas and grade 'A' quality beef hanging from the roof in the galley, even after months on patrol. WHERE IS THE ROT? Why don't my crew members light a friggn cigarette every now and then to relieve the stress of these long voyages? This is 1939 for God's sake, everyone and their momma smokes?

Acutally thats a good question, i never thought of it like that until now, so yeah i second it. Maybe if the sdk ever did come out we might see some mods with those ideas in them.

oRGy · 10-06-05, 11:31 AM

Well, one of the loading screens does feature a pipe if I recall.

Dowly · 10-06-05, 02:05 PM

I`d like to see my crew smoke too! AND I WANT THEIR BEARD TO GROW!

CCIP · 10-06-05, 02:28 PM

No smoking was allowed inside the boat for obvious reasons though. So they'd only be able to smoke on deck, anyway :hmm:

The Avon Lady · 10-06-05, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Dowly

I`d like to see my crew smoke too!

Forboden on my boat.

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AND I WANT THEIR BEARD TO GROW!

Admittedly, this is not my problem.

HEMISENT · 10-06-05, 02:41 PM

This is the Politically Correct U-Boat Waffe.
There is no pain.
There is no suffering.
There is no snow therefore the bridgewatch will not get frostbite.
There are no lifeboats therefore no one will suffer the hardship of floating on the seas and perhaps getting seasick.
The debris will disappear rapidly to avoid littering our seas.
The oil slicks will vanish in mere seconds causing little or no harm to the marine life.
Gross Admiral Donitz himself has approved of the new low cholestrol bananas.
There is only quick and glorious instant death and on to a new career in Valhalla!

Dowly · 10-06-05, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by HEMISENT

This is the Politically Correct U-Boat Waffe.
There is no pain.
There is no suffering.
There is no snow therefore the bridgewatch will not get frostbite.
There are no lifeboats therefore no one will suffer the hardship of floating on the seas and perhaps getting seasick.
The debris will disappear rapidly to avoid littering our seas.
The oil slicks will vanish in mere seconds causing little or no harm to the marine life.
Gross Admiral Donitz himself has approved of the new low cholestrol bananas.
There is only quick and glorious instant death and on to a new career in Valhalla!

:rotfl:

10-05-05, 09:26 PM	#1
SubSerpent Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Why No Smokers? Why is my crew a bunch of health fanatics? I see bananas and grade 'A' quality beef hanging from the roof in the galley, even after months on patrol. WHERE IS THE ROT? Why don't my crew members light a friggn cigarette every now and then to relieve the stress of these long voyages? This is 1939 for God's sake, everyone and their momma smokes? :\|\

10-06-05, 01:00 AM	#2
Alyebard Medic Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Girona - Catalunya Posts: 164 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	:\|\ __________________ Navigare necesse est, vivere non est necesse Navegar 'es necessari. Viure no

10-06-05, 01:02 AM	#3
zombiewolf 中国水兵 Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 270 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	:\|\ We always stop at Amsterdam to stock up. __________________

10-06-05, 02:06 AM	#5
zombiewolf 中国水兵 Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 270 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	freaking far out . like dive and stuff :\|\ __________________

10-06-05, 06:59 AM	#8
jumpy Admiral Join Date: May 2003 Location: Midlands, UK Posts: 2,139 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	lol Who 'chaved' up the fags? a cheapo brand here has just got the Burbury treatment :rotfl: wouldn't get that way back when hehe __________________ when you’ve been so long in the desert, any water, no matter how brackish, looks like life

10-06-05, 01:52 AM	#4
glenno Electrician's Mate Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 138 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: http://www.subsim.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=43274

10-06-05, 05:15 AM	#6
cueceleches Seaman Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Madrid, Spain Posts: 34 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Yeah! I also would love to see those rude seamen smoking, and the Kaleun with a pipe...(myself being a heavy smoker...)

10-06-05, 06:17 AM	#7
SmokinTep Ace of the Deep Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Suffolk, Virginia Posts: 1,027 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	We seem to have an endless supply of bannanas and ham.

10-06-05, 11:31 AM	#10
oRGy Crusty Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 648 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	Well, one of the loading screens does feature a pipe if I recall.

10-06-05, 02:05 PM	#11
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,052 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	I`d like to see my crew smoke too! AND I WANT THEIR BEARD TO GROW!

10-06-05, 02:28 PM	#12
CCIP Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Waterloo, Canada Posts: 8,700 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 2	No smoking was allowed inside the boat for obvious reasons though. So they'd only be able to smoke on deck, anyway :hmm: __________________ There are only forty people in the world and five of them are hamburgers. -Don Van Vliet (aka Captain Beefheart)

10-06-05, 02:41 PM	#14
HEMISENT Ace of the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Northern Illinois Posts: 1,052 Downloads: 135 Uploads: 0	This is the Politically Correct U-Boat Waffe. There is no pain. There is no suffering. There is no snow therefore the bridgewatch will not get frostbite. There are no lifeboats therefore no one will suffer the hardship of floating on the seas and perhaps getting seasick. The debris will disappear rapidly to avoid littering our seas. The oil slicks will vanish in mere seconds causing little or no harm to the marine life. Gross Admiral Donitz himself has approved of the new low cholestrol bananas. There is only quick and glorious instant death and on to a new career in Valhalla! __________________ Nuke 'em till they glow!