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Why No Smokers?
Why is my crew a bunch of health fanatics? I see bananas and grade 'A' quality beef hanging from the roof in the galley, even after months on patrol. WHERE IS THE ROT? Why don't my crew members light a friggn cigarette every now and then to relieve the stress of these long voyages? This is 1939 for God's sake, everyone and their momma smokes? :|\
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:|\ We always stop at Amsterdam to stock up. :doh:
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freaking far out . like dive and stuff :|\ |
Yeah! I also would love to see those rude seamen smoking, and the Kaleun with a pipe...(myself being a heavy smoker...) :up:
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We seem to have an endless supply of bannanas and ham.
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lol
Who 'chaved' up the fags? a cheapo brand here has just got the Burbury treatment :rotfl: http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/7...vereign1yf.jpg wouldn't get that way back when :roll: hehe |
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Well, one of the loading screens does feature a pipe if I recall.
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I`d like to see my crew smoke too! AND I WANT THEIR BEARD TO GROW!
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No smoking was allowed inside the boat for obvious reasons though. So they'd only be able to smoke on deck, anyway :hmm:
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This is the Politically Correct U-Boat Waffe.
There is no pain. There is no suffering. There is no snow therefore the bridgewatch will not get frostbite. There are no lifeboats therefore no one will suffer the hardship of floating on the seas and perhaps getting seasick. The debris will disappear rapidly to avoid littering our seas. The oil slicks will vanish in mere seconds causing little or no harm to the marine life. Gross Admiral Donitz himself has approved of the new low cholestrol bananas. There is only quick and glorious instant death and on to a new career in Valhalla! :-j |
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