Things you hear no one say:

Wolferz · 01-10-21, 03:18 PM

Nice Prius.
I'm joining Trump's new social media site.
Nice PT Cruiser.

Jimbuna · 01-10-21, 03:37 PM

Do you come here often?

Here, let me pay for the beers.

Your much more intelligent than me.

Wolferz · 01-10-21, 04:58 PM

Yes honey those jeans do make you look fat.

Reece · 01-10-21, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Your much more intelligent than me.

You're correct!

A penny for your thoughts.

Commander Wallace · 01-10-21, 08:14 PM

Sorry, but I pay my bills by putting them all in a hat at the end of the month. Because of your deplorable attitude, You're not even going in the hat this month.

No honey, dinner isn't overdone. I love when you burn dinner.

No, I don't think your nose is too big. I think your face is too small.

Honey, of course I think your best friend is attractive.

Reece · 01-10-21, 08:24 PM

Put the saddle on the stove Ma, we're riding the range tonight!!

Gargamel · 01-10-21, 09:38 PM

I found my car keys, but I'm gonna keep looking for them, that way they won't be in the last place I looked.

Reece · 01-11-21, 03:13 AM

Here I sit broken hearted paid my penny and only farted!!

Jimbuna · 01-11-21, 06:48 AM

If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

Sean C · 01-11-21, 07:10 AM

Spländiflætôus.

Eichhörnchen · 01-11-21, 11:19 AM

Reece bought me a beer last night

Wolferz · 01-11-21, 11:31 AM

Sorry Reece,
I have seen that quote on many an outhouse and inhouse wall.
Talk about pay as you go.

Aktungbby · 01-11-21, 12:46 PM

At (almost) 70: "C'mon BBY, let's do it again!"

Jimbuna · 01-11-21, 12:59 PM

Aktungbby is a sane man

Catfish · 01-11-21, 01:10 PM

"He can still win!"

01-10-21, 03:18 PM	#1
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Things you hear no one say: Nice Prius. I'm joining Trump's new social media site. Nice PT Cruiser. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

01-10-21, 03:37 PM	#2
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Do you come here often? Here, let me pay for the beers. Your much more intelligent than me. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-10-21, 04:58 PM	#3
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Yes honey those jeans do make you look fat. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

01-10-21, 08:14 PM	#5
Commander Wallace Navy Seal Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Under the sea in an Octupus garden in the shade Posts: 5,294 Downloads: 366 Uploads: 0	Sorry, but I pay my bills by putting them all in a hat at the end of the month. Because of your deplorable attitude, You're not even going in the hat this month. No honey, dinner isn't overdone. I love when you burn dinner. No, I don't think your nose is too big. I think your face is too small. Honey, of course I think your best friend is attractive. Last edited by Commander Wallace; 01-13-21 at 07:23 PM.

01-10-21, 08:24 PM	#6
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,688 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	Put the saddle on the stove Ma, we're riding the range tonight!! __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

01-10-21, 09:38 PM	#7
Gargamel Lucky Sailor Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Rome Posts: 4,273 Downloads: 81 Uploads: 0	I found my car keys, but I'm gonna keep looking for them, that way they won't be in the last place I looked. __________________ Luck is a residue of Design.

01-11-21, 03:13 AM	#8
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,688 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	Here I sit broken hearted paid my penny and only farted!! __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

01-11-21, 06:48 AM	#9
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	If only my teeth were as white as my legs. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-11-21, 07:10 AM	#10
Sean C Grey Wolf Join Date: Jun 2017 Location: Norfolk, VA Posts: 984 Downloads: 16 Uploads: 2	Spländiflætôus. __________________ If you have a question about celestial navigation ... ask me! Celestial Navigation Spreadsheet

01-11-21, 11:19 AM	#11
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,370 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Reece bought me a beer last night __________________

01-11-21, 11:31 AM	#12
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Sorry Reece, I have seen that quote on many an outhouse and inhouse wall. Talk about pay as you go. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

01-11-21, 12:46 PM	#13
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 29,979 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	At (almost) 70: "C'mon BBY, let's do it again!" __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

01-11-21, 12:59 PM	#14
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Aktungbby is a sane man __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-11-21, 01:10 PM	#15
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 17,765 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	"He can still win!" __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.