Things you hear no one say:
 

Nice Prius.
I'm joining Trump's new social media site.
Nice PT Cruiser.

Do you come here often?

Here, let me pay for the beers.

Your much more intelligent than me.

Yes honey those jeans do make you look fat.

:haha: You're correct! :yep:

A penny for your thoughts.

Sorry, but I pay my bills by putting them all in a hat at the end of the month. Because of your deplorable attitude, You're not even going in the hat this month.

No honey, dinner isn't overdone. I love when you burn dinner.

No, I don't think your nose is too big. I think your face is too small.

Honey, of course I think your best friend is attractive.

Put the saddle on the stove Ma, we're riding the range tonight!! :D

I found my car keys, but I'm gonna keep looking for them, that way they won't be in the last place I looked.

Here I sit broken hearted paid my penny and only farted!! :oops:

If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

Spländiflætôus.

Reece bought me a beer last night

Sorry Reece,
I have seen that quote on many an outhouse and inhouse wall.
Talk about pay as you go.

Aktungbby is a sane man :)

"He can still win!"