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Chief of the Boat
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Should I be worried?
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Celebrating our 34th wedding anniversary on Wednesday. Perhaps I should choose the pasta 
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09-11-17, 09:36 AM
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CTD - it's not just a job
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There was a fellow that lived near us a few years ago who aspirated his mac and cheese... died a couple of days later. His wife said she tried to get him to slow down eating the mac & cheese, but he wouldn't listen. She ~claimed~ to not know how to do the Heimlich Maneuver...
What's more important, I think, is are you worth more dead, or alive? ie: If you have an annual income of 35k Pounds, but have a life insurance policy worth 100k, then you might keep an eye out... 
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09-11-17, 10:08 AM
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“Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” ― Arthur C. Clarke 
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09-11-17, 10:15 AM
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 "I think my wife hates me... I was choking to death the other day and she wrote for an ambulance"
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Lucky Jack
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 No food or drink just TV for you..Oh wait what if the TV is on the blink and you have to sort it out, death by electrocution! Forget that, old fashion roll in the hay..Oh wait you may have a heart attack and die! Oh boy what a pickle you are in.  
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Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017.  To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT! 
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On second thought it might be in the tea.. stay close to whisky
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  Not that she's necessarily cruel; it's just that she can't get her arms around me!  
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That's weird
Usually it is my wife that chokes on a steak... at least she pretends to in order to make me feel better. 
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09-11-17, 12:55 PM
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I say - Go all in
He who dares win. The least trouble you may face is a little pain in the head the day after. The worst trouble you may face after this wedding feast is finding yourself sitting on a white cloud with a harp and feather-like things on your back Or perhaps something in between these two Markus |
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09-11-17, 01:58 PM
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09-11-17, 03:55 PM
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Chief of the Boat
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After looking at all the above I reckon my best bet will be to stick to something traditional.....a nice Lamb Vindaloo
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Lucky Jack
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Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!
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