Particle beam weapons, hyper light drive; all coming soon

[Onkel Neal]

..but only to the USA. Cuz we got the aliens.

UFOs are real and, in fact, the aliens who traveled here in their interstellar flying discs now work for the United States government — according to a top aerospace scientist who died in August, but left behind an extraordinary deathbed interview in which he reveals his high-level, inside knowledge of the United States government’s UFO program.

Now, if this is real, with their super alien intelligence, they could fix Social Security. That would be the real coup.