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Onkel Neal

11-01-14 09:14 AM

Particle beam weapons, hyper light drive; all coming soon

..but only to the USA. Cuz we got the aliens.

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UFOs are real and, in fact, the aliens who traveled here in their interstellar flying discs now work for the United States government — according to a top aerospace scientist who died in August, but left behind an extraordinary deathbed interview in which he reveals his high-level, inside knowledge of the United States government’s UFO program.

Now, if this is real, with their super alien intelligence, they could fix Social Security. That would be the real coup.

Platapus

11-01-14 09:28 AM

What people don't understand is that we had to keep the aliens confined. If the aliens were ever able to communicate back to their home planet what it was really like on Earth and what humans were like, they would never send more visitors.

Earth is like the Roach Motel of the Galaxy. Visitors check in, but don't check out.

However, concerning the first link, it was a good story for a while

http://www.inquisitr.com/1577306/boy...a-walmart-toy/

Quote:

A Quebec newspaper, QVTC, found out that the “alien” Bushman showed in his photograph is actually a doll that anyone can pick up at Walmart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FPQL9qoZ9I

Oberon

11-01-14 09:50 AM

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/124...in-black-o.gif

Platapus

11-01-14 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Oberon (Post 2257363)

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/124...in-black-o.gif

That's pretty funny. But strangely I can't remember why it is funny.

Jimbuna

11-01-14 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Oberon (Post 2257363)

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/124...in-black-o.gif

Beat me to it :)

Wolferz

11-01-14 02:29 PM

Did I just get several eye exams?:huh:

Dowly

11-01-14 02:49 PM

Turns out the "aliens" are just toys:
http://www.theblackvault.com/m/photo...03f28d2d97.jpg

SHOCKING! :O:

Tango589

11-02-14 05:34 AM

I think it's a well played prank. Who better to put the wind up the tin-foil-hat-wearing conspiracy theorists than a former Area 51 employee?

I hope he's able to watch the ensuing hubbub with a wry grin!

:D

mapuc

11-02-14 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Tango589 (Post 2257566)

+ 1( have been thinking the same)

Markus

Platapus

11-03-14 02:04 PM

If you know that you are dying soon, why not?

Catfish

11-03-14 02:39 PM

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y17...ps6a20f975.png

Platapus

11-03-14 05:44 PM

"[discussing what Neil Armstrong will say when he steps onto the surface of the moon]
Frank Borman: What are you guys gonna say?
Michael Collins: If you had any balls, you'd say Oh, my God, what is that thing? then scream and cut your mike.

From the miniseries "From the Earth to the Moon

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