Michele Bachmann at it again!

eddie · 10-24-13, 10:10 PM

She now wants to ban Halloween,lol And her reasons are-

“This holiday is based in Satanism. It’s a Pagan ritual to worship Satan and call him forth to the earth and the liberal elites have added socialism to it. We are in the end days and we must purify our nation if we are to be welcomed into the kingdom of God.”

And-

“We have to ban Halloween to save the children. That’s how they indoctrinate them you know. Giving them Satan’s candy sacks. Soon you’ve got a country full of children sucking on Satan’s sacks and thinking liberal thoughts instead of good Christian ones.”

http://www.freewoodpost.com/2013/10/...to-liberalism/

Red October1984 · 10-24-13, 10:27 PM

Oh man...

Please tell me this is fake.

Armistead · 10-24-13, 10:50 PM

Bachmann is a nut, but this is a fake article.....

Kptlt. Neuerburg · 10-24-13, 11:21 PM

“But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?”
Mark Twain

Red October1984 · 10-25-13, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Bachmann is a nut, but this is a fake article.....

TarJak · 10-25-13, 03:29 AM

Kids! Don't suck on Satans sacks. Just don't.

CaptainHaplo · 10-25-13, 06:04 AM

Once again - if you can't destroy someone with truth, just make up lies about them ad naseum.

Once again - we see things like this - and the New York Times running front page articles about how Ted Cruz and his wife are horrible because she is Harvard educated, works for Goldman Sachs, is a vegetarian and has him on her insurance.....

Once again - the left yells "squirrel" while pissing off our allies by spying on their heads of state, destroying our economy with things like Obamacare and an ever increasing debt, violating our laws and Constitution with internal spying, executive order amnesty, Fast and Furious, along with trying to sissify our military even as they make sure it can't even protect our people - as in Benghazi.

Its sad when truth just isn't important to an entire section of political leadership.

10-25-13, 06:36 AM

Quote:

Once again - if you can't destroy someone with truth, just make up lies about them ad naseum.

You badly need a sense of humour.
Here have some more....

http://www.freewoodpost.com/2013/10/...ith-dino-porn/

The wonderful thing with Bachmann and Robertson is that the truth about them is even funnier than the satire

Cybermat47 · 10-25-13, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Kptlt. Hellmut Neuerburg

“But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?”
Mark Twain

That's actually a pretty good point!

Armistead · 10-25-13, 08:14 AM

I wouldn't put it past her to be that way.

I think this is the cure for America

Dread Knot · 10-25-13, 08:22 AM

How can Bachmann possibly hate Halloween.

Every time I see her, she's always wearing that same scary mask.

Jimbuna · 10-25-13, 08:23 AM

I got as far as "Tea Party" and that was enough for me.

10-25-13, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

I wouldn't put it past her to be that way.

I think this is the cure for America

Well since you mention her too.....
http://www.freewoodpost.com/2012/09/...se-population/

AVGWarhawk · 10-25-13, 09:59 AM

I think she is hot.

Armistead · 10-25-13, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

I think she is hot.

WTH.....

10-24-13, 10:10 PM	#1
eddie Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Minnesota Posts: 3,023 Downloads: 99 Uploads: 0	Michele Bachmann at it again! She now wants to ban Halloween,lol And her reasons are- “This holiday is based in Satanism. It’s a Pagan ritual to worship Satan and call him forth to the earth and the liberal elites have added socialism to it. We are in the end days and we must purify our nation if we are to be welcomed into the kingdom of God.” And- “We have to ban Halloween to save the children. That’s how they indoctrinate them you know. Giving them Satan’s candy sacks. Soon you’ve got a country full of children sucking on Satan’s sacks and thinking liberal thoughts instead of good Christian ones.” http://www.freewoodpost.com/2013/10/...to-liberalism/ __________________ Don't mistake my kindness for weakness. I'm kind to everyone, but when someone is unkind to me, weak is not what you are going to remember about me. Al Capone

10-24-13, 10:27 PM	#2
Red October1984 Airplane Nerd Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Texas Posts: 6,243 Downloads: 115 Uploads: 0	Oh man... Please tell me this is fake. __________________

10-24-13, 10:50 PM	#3
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Bachmann is a nut, but this is a fake article..... __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

10-24-13, 11:21 PM	#4
Kptlt. Neuerburg Admiral Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 2,279 Downloads: 54 Uploads: 0	This just seems to belong here “But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?” Mark Twain __________________ "When you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show. If you're born in America you get a front row seat." - George Carlin

10-25-13, 06:04 AM	#7
CaptainHaplo Silent Hunter Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 4,404 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 0	Once again - if you can't destroy someone with truth, just make up lies about them ad naseum. Once again - we see things like this - and the New York Times running front page articles about how Ted Cruz and his wife are horrible because she is Harvard educated, works for Goldman Sachs, is a vegetarian and has him on her insurance..... Once again - the left yells "squirrel" while pissing off our allies by spying on their heads of state, destroying our economy with things like Obamacare and an ever increasing debt, violating our laws and Constitution with internal spying, executive order amnesty, Fast and Furious, along with trying to sissify our military even as they make sure it can't even protect our people - as in Benghazi. Its sad when truth just isn't important to an entire section of political leadership. __________________ Good Hunting! Captain Haplo

10-25-13, 03:29 AM	#6
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Kids! Don't suck on Satans sacks. Just don't.

10-25-13, 08:14 AM	#10
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	I wouldn't put it past her to be that way. I think this is the cure for America __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

10-25-13, 08:22 AM	#11
Dread Knot Ace of the Deep Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,288 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	How can Bachmann possibly hate Halloween. Every time I see her, she's always wearing that same scary mask.

10-25-13, 08:23 AM	#12
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,445 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I got as far as "Tea Party" and that was enough for me. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

10-25-13, 09:59 AM	#14
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,253 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	I think she is hot. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road