My dog: the paradox

Rockstar · 10-15-12, 08:07 PM

This is for those who like dogs.

(Caution: rude, crude and vulgar language, but true.)

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/dog_paradox

Cybermat47 · 10-15-12, 08:13 PM

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLLOOLOOLLOLO OLOOLLOLOOL

Oberon · 10-15-12, 08:37 PM

So damn true...thank you for posting. I miss that welcome home when I get home from work. I still get a greeting from the cats, but that's more "Oh, hi, you again? You gonna feed me or let me out? No? Screw you then."
Bless them, they try but it's not the same.

Sailor Steve · 10-15-12, 09:48 PM

Very good.

Gargamel · 10-15-12, 10:08 PM

There was a similar post a while back, made me cry a bit. Can't find it now. But this one is very true too.

TarJak · 10-16-12, 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oberon

So damn true...thank you for posting. I miss that welcome home when I get home from work. I still get a greeting from the cats, but that's more "Oh, hi, you again? You gonna feed me or let me out? No? Screw you then."
Bless them, they try but it's not the same.

No they don't. Its all "No? Screw you then!" with cats.

Platapus · 10-16-12, 06:06 PM

Awesome summation of a dog's life.

Buddahaid · 10-16-12, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TarJak

No they don't. Its all "No? Screw you then!" with cats.

Depends on how you raised them really.

nikimcbee · 10-16-12, 06:34 PM

guilty as charged.

SteveW1 · 10-16-12, 09:04 PM

excellent find, loved it

Cybermat47 · 10-16-12, 10:48 PM

The only difference between this and my experience is that my dogs don't hump everything.
Yes, they're female. They substitute licking for humping.

10-15-12, 08:07 PM	#1
Rockstar In the Brig Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Zendia Bar & Grill Posts: 12,614 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	My dog: the paradox This is for those who like dogs. (Caution: rude, crude and vulgar language, but true.) http://theoatmeal.com/comics/dog_paradox

10-15-12, 08:13 PM	#2
Cybermat47 Willing Webfooted Beast Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Australia Posts: 5,408 Downloads: 300 Uploads: 23	LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLLOOLOOLLOLO OLOOLLOLOOL __________________ Historical TWoS Gameplay Guide: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?p=2572620 Historical FotRSU Gameplay Guide: https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/sho....php?p=2713394

10-15-12, 09:48 PM	#4
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Very good. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

10-15-12, 10:08 PM	#5
Gargamel Lucky Sailor Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Rome Posts: 4,273 Downloads: 81 Uploads: 0	There was a similar post a while back, made me cry a bit. Can't find it now. But this one is very true too. __________________ Luck is a residue of Design.

10-16-12, 06:06 PM	#7
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,384 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Awesome summation of a dog's life. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

10-15-12, 08:37 PM	#3
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	So damn true...thank you for posting. I miss that welcome home when I get home from work. I still get a greeting from the cats, but that's more "Oh, hi, you again? You gonna feed me or let me out? No? Screw you then." Bless them, they try but it's not the same.

10-16-12, 06:34 PM	#9
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	guilty as charged. __________________

10-16-12, 09:04 PM	#10
SteveW1 Watch Officer Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 331 Downloads: 75 Uploads: 0	excellent find, loved it __________________

10-16-12, 10:48 PM	#11
Cybermat47 Willing Webfooted Beast Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Australia Posts: 5,408 Downloads: 300 Uploads: 23	The only difference between this and my experience is that my dogs don't hump everything. Yes, they're female. They substitute licking for humping. __________________ Historical TWoS Gameplay Guide: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?p=2572620 Historical FotRSU Gameplay Guide: https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/sho....php?p=2713394