angering the roaring rubber stick

Lord_magerius · 02-10-12, 04:07 PM

Let's face it there just aren't enough euphemisms being used today, now you can change that with the Euphemism Generator

Add some of the more interesting ones you find and lets see if we can bring back the humble euphemism.

Sailor Steve · 02-11-12, 01:29 AM

Honestly, I think you're walking on the captain with this one.

August · 02-11-12, 12:10 PM

The English are going to take the piss with this thread!.

Sailor Steve · 02-11-12, 12:31 PM

August, why do you keep yodeling in the chicken?

joegrundman · 02-11-12, 01:55 PM

august has a pronounced tendency to point at the proverbial witness

August · 02-11-12, 02:16 PM

Forgive me. I'm just sitting here twirling the one-eyed cactus trying not to break surf the otters light bulb.

Sailor Steve · 02-11-12, 07:52 PM

Forgive you? I'd rather hot-glue the Spanish longshoreman!

TarJak · 02-11-12, 08:10 PM

Unbeknownst to me they all started to spew forth the old Nantucket peach.

jumpy · 02-11-12, 09:15 PM

All this talk of tommy-tanking... tut tut!

Never mind the meatwallet eh? Just steer clear of the uphill gardening.

danny60 · 02-12-12, 02:07 PM

I think your up the creak without a paddle on this one...
and everyones just a mad hatter.

Takeda Shingen · 02-12-12, 02:12 PM

Frankly, I think most of you are just scrubbing the fallopian V-chip.

Jimbuna · 02-12-12, 02:15 PM

Sounds to me like your simply igniting the four-legged Polish turtle!

Takeda Shingen · 02-12-12, 02:18 PM

Pfft. Says the man who is always visiting the red tunnel.

Jimbuna · 02-12-12, 02:41 PM

Far better than entering the wife's witness!!

Takeda Shingen · 02-12-12, 03:17 PM

That's a low blow, you skinner of Persian brakes.

02-10-12, 04:07 PM	#1
Lord_magerius Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Right by the hydrophone station Posts: 724 Downloads: 96 Uploads: 0	angering the roaring rubber stick Let's face it there just aren't enough euphemisms being used today, now you can change that with the Euphemism Generator Add some of the more interesting ones you find and lets see if we can bring back the humble euphemism. __________________ Last edited by Lord_magerius; 02-10-12 at 06:30 PM.

02-11-12, 01:29 AM	#2
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Honestly, I think you're walking on the captain with this one. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

02-11-12, 12:10 PM	#3
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,197 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	The English are going to take the piss with this thread!. __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

02-11-12, 12:31 PM	#4
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	August, why do you keep yodeling in the chicken? __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

02-11-12, 01:55 PM	#5
joegrundman Ocean Warrior Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 2,689 Downloads: 34 Uploads: 0	august has a pronounced tendency to point at the proverbial witness __________________ "Enemy submarines are to be called U-Boats. The term submarine is to be reserved for Allied under water vessels. U-Boats are those dastardly villains who sink our ships, while submarines are those gallant and noble craft which sink theirs." Winston Churchill

02-11-12, 02:16 PM	#6
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,197 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Forgive me. I'm just sitting here twirling the one-eyed cactus trying not to break surf the otters light bulb. __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

02-11-12, 07:52 PM	#7
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Forgive you? I'd rather hot-glue the Spanish longshoreman! __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

02-11-12, 08:10 PM	#8
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Unbeknownst to me they all started to spew forth the old Nantucket peach.

02-11-12, 09:15 PM	#9
jumpy Admiral Join Date: May 2003 Location: Midlands, UK Posts: 2,139 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	All this talk of tommy-tanking... tut tut! Never mind the meatwallet eh? Just steer clear of the uphill gardening. __________________ when you’ve been so long in the desert, any water, no matter how brackish, looks like life

02-12-12, 02:07 PM	#10
danny60 A-ganger Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: You know, I have no idea where I am... Posts: 73 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	I think your up the creak without a paddle on this one... and everyones just a mad hatter. __________________ Running at three-bell flank ahead.

02-12-12, 02:12 PM	#11
Takeda Shingen Navy Seal Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 8,643 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Frankly, I think most of you are just scrubbing the fallopian V-chip.

02-12-12, 02:15 PM	#12
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Sounds to me like your simply igniting the four-legged Polish turtle! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-12-12, 02:18 PM	#13
Takeda Shingen Navy Seal Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 8,643 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Pfft. Says the man who is always visiting the red tunnel.

02-12-12, 02:41 PM	#14
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Far better than entering the wife's witness!! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-12-12, 03:17 PM	#15
Takeda Shingen Navy Seal Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 8,643 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	That's a low blow, you skinner of Persian brakes.