angering the roaring rubber stick
 

Let's face it there just aren't enough euphemisms being used today, now you can change that with the Euphemism Generator :D
Add some of the more interesting ones you find and lets see if we can bring back the humble euphemism.

Honestly, I think you're walking on the captain with this one.

The English are going to take the piss with this thread!.

August, why do you keep yodeling in the chicken? :O:

august has a pronounced tendency to point at the proverbial witness

Forgive me. I'm just sitting here twirling the one-eyed cactus trying not to break surf the otters light bulb.

Forgive you? I'd rather hot-glue the Spanish longshoreman!

Unbeknownst to me they all started to spew forth the old Nantucket peach.

All this talk of tommy-tanking... tut tut!

Never mind the meatwallet eh? Just steer clear of the uphill gardening.

:shifty:

I think your up the creak without a paddle on this one...
and everyones just a mad hatter.

Frankly, I think most of you are just scrubbing the fallopian V-chip.

Sounds to me like your simply igniting the four-legged Polish turtle!

Pfft. Says the man who is always visiting the red tunnel.

Far better than entering the wife's witness!!

That's a low blow, you skinner of Persian brakes.