The Micheal Caine Thread

07-04-11, 04:02 PM

must start wiv "did you know"

did you know, that if a snail crawled up the inside of your leg and down the inside of the other one, it would be a week before you said, oooh that was nice.

kiwi_2005 · 07-04-11, 06:50 PM

“My career is going better now than when I was younger. It used to be that I'd get the girl but not the part. Now I get the part but not the girl.”

“The best research for playing a drunk is being a British actor for 20 years.”

Flaxpants · 07-04-11, 09:56 PM

"Did you know- You're a big man, but you're outta shape"

Dowly · 07-05-11, 04:48 AM

Jimbuna · 07-05-11, 04:48 AM

"A lot of my best parts I've been the second choice for, so you never get too egotistical about anything".

TarJak · 07-05-11, 05:28 AM

"When you refer to Bailey crap I take it you mean that glorious, precision-made, British-built bridge which is the envy of the civilized world?"

"He reminds me of something that I occasionally pick up on my shoe in the gutter! Very unpleasant, on a hot day. "

BossMark · 07-05-11, 05:59 AM

Jimbuna · 07-05-11, 07:08 AM

"Alfie was the first time I was above the title; the first time I became a star in America".

Osmium Steele · 07-05-11, 07:23 AM

Did you know, I'm every bourgeois nightmare - a Cockney with intelligence and a million dollars.

07-05-11, 07:24 AM

oi, don't you frow spears at me

Jimbuna · 07-05-11, 07:32 AM

At 69, I got the girl! And it wasn't a 68-year-old girl, either.

BossMark · 07-05-11, 07:34 AM

Lieutenant John Chard: What's our strength?
Lieutenant Gonville Bromhead: Seven officers including surgeon, commissaries and so on; Adendorff now I suppose; wounded and sick 36, fit for duty 97 and about 40 native levies. Not much of an army for you.

jumpy · 07-05-11, 12:06 PM

hehe

Sailor Steve · 07-05-11, 12:08 PM

Takka-takka-takka!

AVGWarhawk · 07-05-11, 12:11 PM

“She’s the hottest thing on the beach. She’s also his best friend’s daughter!”

07-04-11, 04:02 PM	#1
sidslotm Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	The Micheal Caine Thread must start wiv "did you know" did you know, that if a snail crawled up the inside of your leg and down the inside of the other one, it would be a week before you said, oooh that was nice.

07-04-11, 06:50 PM	#2
kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	“My career is going better now than when I was younger. It used to be that I'd get the girl but not the part. Now I get the part but not the girl.” “The best research for playing a drunk is being a British actor for 20 years.” __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

07-04-11, 09:56 PM	#3
Flaxpants Ace of the Deep Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Koh Samui, Thailand Posts: 1,196 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	"Did you know- You're a big man, but you're outta shape" Last edited by Flaxpants; 07-04-11 at 10:25 PM.

07-05-11, 04:48 AM	#5
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	"A lot of my best parts I've been the second choice for, so you never get too egotistical about anything". __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-05-11, 05:59 AM	#7
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

07-05-11, 04:48 AM	#4
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,052 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0

07-05-11, 05:28 AM	#6
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	"When you refer to Bailey crap I take it you mean that glorious, precision-made, British-built bridge which is the envy of the civilized world?" "He reminds me of something that I occasionally pick up on my shoe in the gutter! Very unpleasant, on a hot day. "

07-05-11, 07:08 AM	#8
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	"Alfie was the first time I was above the title; the first time I became a star in America". __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-05-11, 07:23 AM	#9
Osmium Steele Ace of the Deep Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Upper midwest USA Posts: 1,101 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	Did you know, I'm every bourgeois nightmare - a Cockney with intelligence and a million dollars. __________________ In the month of July of the year 1348, between the feasts of St. Benedict and of St. Swithin, a strange thing came upon England... My U297 build thread

07-05-11, 07:24 AM	#10
sidslotm Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	oi, don't you frow spears at me

07-05-11, 07:32 AM	#11
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	At 69, I got the girl! And it wasn't a 68-year-old girl, either. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-05-11, 07:34 AM	#12
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	Lieutenant John Chard: What's our strength? Lieutenant Gonville Bromhead: Seven officers including surgeon, commissaries and so on; Adendorff now I suppose; wounded and sick 36, fit for duty 97 and about 40 native levies. Not much of an army for you. __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

07-05-11, 12:06 PM	#13
jumpy Admiral Join Date: May 2003 Location: Midlands, UK Posts: 2,139 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	hehe __________________ when you’ve been so long in the desert, any water, no matter how brackish, looks like life

07-05-11, 12:08 PM	#14
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Takka-takka-takka! __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

07-05-11, 12:11 PM	#15
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,254 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	“She’s the hottest thing on the beach. She’s also his best friend’s daughter!” __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road