The Micheal Caine Thread
 

must start wiv "did you know"

did you know, that if a snail crawled up the inside of your leg and down the inside of the other one, it would be a week before you said, oooh that was nice.

“My career is going better now than when I was younger. It used to be that I'd get the girl but not the part. Now I get the part but not the girl.”

“The best research for playing a drunk is being a British actor for 20 years.”

:DL

"Did you know- You're a big man, but you're outta shape"

"A lot of my best parts I've been the second choice for, so you never get too egotistical about anything".

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"When you refer to Bailey crap I take it you mean that glorious, precision-made, British-built bridge which is the envy of the civilized world?"


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"He reminds me of something that I occasionally pick up on my shoe in the gutter! Very unpleasant, on a hot day. "

you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
 

"Alfie was the first time I was above the title; the first time I became a star in America".

Did you know, I'm every bourgeois nightmare - a Cockney with intelligence and a million dollars.

oi, don't you frow spears at me

At 69, I got the girl! And it wasn't a 68-year-old girl, either.

Lieutenant John Chard: What's our strength?
Lieutenant Gonville Bromhead: Seven officers including surgeon, commissaries and so on; Adendorff now I suppose; wounded and sick 36, fit for duty 97 and about 40 native levies. Not much of an army for you.

http://youtu.be/HFIQIpC5_wY

hehe

Takka-takka-takka!

“She’s the hottest thing on the beach. She’s also his best friend’s daughter!”