Post A Confession

Feuer Frei! · 04-12-11, 08:28 PM

That nobody (and i mean nobody) knows about...

Me?
I'm not really Yngwie Malmsteen.

frau kaleun · 04-12-11, 08:31 PM

I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies.

TLAM Strike · 04-12-11, 08:40 PM

I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.

Feuer Frei! · 04-12-11, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.

Was that the knoll with the chopper coming over it?

GoldenRivet · 04-12-11, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.

I was there today.

Weiss Pinguin · 04-12-11, 08:50 PM

I once threw out a whole gallon of milk because it was 1 day past the expiration date.

the_tyrant · 04-12-11, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Feuer Frei!

I'm not really Yngwie Malmsteen.

lol, and I'm not really Eddie van Halen

Freiwillige · 04-12-11, 08:58 PM

I used to steal toys from the store when I was 10.

Growler · 04-12-11, 09:52 PM

I like the Kenny Rogers song The Gambler.

Sailor Steve · 04-13-11, 12:50 AM

I did not shoot no deputy.

magic452 · 04-13-11, 01:24 AM

I cut the "do not remove" tags off furniture.
And I'm nor really Magic452 in case the furniture police are looking.

Not really Magic

Betonov · 04-13-11, 02:05 AM

I stole 7 traffic sings, one traffic cone, attempted to steal a portable traffic light, swipped 50l od fine mechanical oil for the CNC machine from work, joyrided with a tractor and drove on a half finished section of the highway. Plus, I hit my fathers car on a fence post and then saying I was hit on a parkinglot, starting an accident investigation involving the police. Oh, and lets not forget the beer barrel I took of the delivery truck, but I had help then.

Onkel Neal · 04-13-11, 02:29 AM

I... oh, wait, nevermind.

Oberon · 04-13-11, 02:35 AM

I'm Brian and so's my wife.

Castout · 04-13-11, 03:28 AM

God gave me an earthquake . . . .once . . . . .no it didn't count as natural disaster. There was nothing natural about it. Well I asked for it. It took God 3 loooooooong seconds before he gave it to me right then right there. People were scared kneeling down with hands on the ground, even just standing up was scary, no way to walk or run either. The floor literally moved all over as if a giant had been shaking or playing with it. I'm sure there was CCTV there. People outside the vicinity didn't feel a thing though. They didn't even notice.

Never asked something as crazy as that before(except asking to see Jesus face) and never have again. I just then felt like asking something which answer I required to be an earthquake[so that I can be sure] so I did and He answered. I was hesitant to ask at first but in the end I couldn't help not to so I asked and waited for 3 long seconds before God answered me. [straight face]

No I don't expect the reader to believe this. The story just won't register in most people sphere of reality and possibility. But there you go.

HARP is more believable or a deep ground drill and my asking was just a coincidence.

04-12-11, 08:28 PM	#1
Feuer Frei! Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Valhalla Posts: 5,295 Downloads: 141 Uploads: 17	Post A Confession That nobody (and i mean nobody) knows about... Me? I'm not really Yngwie Malmsteen. __________________ "History is the lies that the victors agree on"- Napoleon LINK TO MY SH 3 MODS

04-12-11, 08:40 PM	#3
TLAM Strike Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Rochester, New York Posts: 8,633 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 6	I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll. __________________

04-12-11, 08:50 PM	#6
Weiss Pinguin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Auburn, Alabama Posts: 3,333 Downloads: 101 Uploads: 0	I once threw out a whole gallon of milk because it was 1 day past the expiration date. __________________

04-12-11, 09:52 PM	#9
Growler A long way from the sea Join Date: May 2005 Location: Iowa Posts: 1,913 Downloads: 21 Uploads: 0	I like the Kenny Rogers song The Gambler. __________________ At Fiddler’s Green, where seamen true When here they’ve done their duty The bowl of grog shall still renew And pledge to love and beauty.

04-13-11, 12:50 AM	#10
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	I did not shoot no deputy. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

04-12-11, 08:31 PM	#2
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies.

04-12-11, 08:58 PM	#8
Freiwillige The Old Man Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Phx. Az Posts: 1,458 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	I used to steal toys from the store when I was 10.

04-13-11, 01:24 AM	#11
magic452 Sea Lord Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Reno Nevada USA Posts: 1,860 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	I cut the "do not remove" tags off furniture. And I'm nor really Magic452 in case the furniture police are looking. Not really Magic __________________ Reported lost 11 Feb. 1942 Signature by depthtok33l

04-13-11, 02:05 AM	#12
Betonov Navy Seal Join Date: May 2009 Location: Slovenia Posts: 8,647 Downloads: 26 Uploads: 0	I stole 7 traffic sings, one traffic cone, attempted to steal a portable traffic light, swipped 50l od fine mechanical oil for the CNC machine from work, joyrided with a tractor and drove on a half finished section of the highway. Plus, I hit my fathers car on a fence post and then saying I was hit on a parkinglot, starting an accident investigation involving the police. Oh, and lets not forget the beer barrel I took of the delivery truck, but I had help then.

04-13-11, 02:29 AM	#13
Onkel Neal Born to Run Silent Join Date: Jan 1997 Location: Cougar Trap, Texas Posts: 21,383 Downloads: 541 Uploads: 224	I... oh, wait, nevermind. __________________ SUBSIM - 26 Years on the Web

04-13-11, 02:35 AM	#14
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	I'm Brian and so's my wife.

04-13-11, 03:28 AM	#15
Castout Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Jakarta Posts: 4,794 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 6	God gave me an earthquake . . . .once . . . . .no it didn't count as natural disaster. There was nothing natural about it. Well I asked for it. It took God 3 loooooooong seconds before he gave it to me right then right there. People were scared kneeling down with hands on the ground, even just standing up was scary, no way to walk or run either. The floor literally moved all over as if a giant had been shaking or playing with it. I'm sure there was CCTV there. People outside the vicinity didn't feel a thing though. They didn't even notice. Never asked something as crazy as that before(except asking to see Jesus face) and never have again. I just then felt like asking something which answer I required to be an earthquake[so that I can be sure] so I did and He answered. I was hesitant to ask at first but in the end I couldn't help not to so I asked and waited for 3 long seconds before God answered me. [straight face] No I don't expect the reader to believe this. The story just won't register in most people sphere of reality and possibility. But there you go. HARP is more believable or a deep ground drill and my asking was just a coincidence. __________________ My blog: http://exposingsingapore.wordpress.com/