Post A Confession
 

That nobody (and i mean nobody) knows about...

Me?
I'm not really Yngwie Malmsteen.

I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies.

I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll. :shifty:

Was that the knoll with the chopper coming over it?

I was there today. ;)

I once threw out a whole gallon of milk because it was 1 day past the expiration date.

:doh:
lol, and I'm not really Eddie van Halen

I used to steal toys from the store when I was 10.

I like the Kenny Rogers song The Gambler.

I did not shoot no deputy.

I cut the "do not remove" tags off furniture.
And I'm nor really Magic452 in case the furniture police are looking.

Not really Magic :know:

I stole 7 traffic sings, one traffic cone, attempted to steal a portable traffic light, swipped 50l od fine mechanical oil for the CNC machine from work, joyrided with a tractor and drove on a half finished section of the highway. Plus, I hit my fathers car on a fence post and then saying I was hit on a parkinglot, starting an accident investigation involving the police. Oh, and lets not forget the beer barrel I took of the delivery truck, but I had help then.

I... oh, wait, nevermind.

I'm Brian and so's my wife.

God gave me an earthquake . . . .once . . . . .no it didn't count as natural disaster. There was nothing natural about it. Well I asked for it. It took God 3 loooooooong seconds before he gave it to me right then right there. People were scared kneeling down with hands on the ground, even just standing up was scary, no way to walk or run either. The floor literally moved all over as if a giant had been shaking or playing with it. I'm sure there was CCTV there. People outside the vicinity didn't feel a thing though. They didn't even notice.

Never asked something as crazy as that before(except asking to see Jesus face) and never have again. I just then felt like asking something which answer I required to be an earthquake[so that I can be sure] so I did and He answered. I was hesitant to ask at first but in the end I couldn't help not to so I asked and waited for 3 long seconds before God answered me. [straight face]

No I don't expect the reader to believe this. The story just won't register in most people sphere of reality and possibility. But there you go.

HARP is more believable or a deep ground drill and my asking was just a coincidence.