Finally a way to prevent the coming doomsday!

TLAM Strike · 12-26-10, 12:41 PM

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...the disasters are expected to occur “as a result of the unbalanced nature of the world where there is too much weight to one side.”

Just like Guam!!

To stop this:

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...the situation can only be prevented if huge pyramids are constructed along the equator.

The country he is in doesn't have to make such an huge investment:

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He stressed that Ghana could escape the world disaster if President Mills allows Muslim leaders to recite the Holy Quran 220 times, slaughter 7 white and 6 brown cows to feed the poor and provide $490,000 as alms to the needy in society.

nikimcbee · 12-26-10, 12:45 PM

I'll hafta ask the British Imam, Jim Al-Tooner Buna mohammed.

Jimbuna · 12-26-10, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

I'll hafta ask the British Imam, Jim Al-Tooner Buna mohammed.

Tell him he also has to send copious quantities of beer and curry to the Toon

nikimcbee · 12-26-10, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Tell him he also has to send copious quantities of beer and curry to the Toon

Fosters or Newcastle? And do you fancy any bacon?

Platapus · 12-26-10, 02:06 PM

Sounds better than some of the plans coming out of Congress.

Oberon · 12-26-10, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Tell him he also has to send copious quantities of beer and curry to the Toon

Cor, the amount of flatulence coming out of the Toon after eating and drinking all that, well, would put the MOAB and FOAB to shame.

TarJak · 12-26-10, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Fosters or Newcastle? And do you fancy any bacon?

He only drinks Fosters. And the curries are the mildest Korma's. As for the flatulence...

Jimbuna · 12-26-10, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Fosters or Newcastle? And do you fancy any bacon?

That Aussie pi$$ will do nicely thank you

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Originally Posted by Oberon

Cor, the amount of flatulence coming out of the Toon after eating and drinking all that, well, would put the MOAB and FOAB to shame.

That's the plan

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Originally Posted by TarJak

He only drinks Fosters. And the curries are the mildest Korma's. As for the flatulence...

Madras or Vindaloo if you don't mind....oh and your horror story programme or should I have said 'the comedy show' commences coverage in 30 minutes

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Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,360 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Sounds better than some of the plans coming out of Congress. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.