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TLAM Strike 12-26-10 12:41 PM

Finally a way to prevent the coming doomsday!
 
An Imam in Ghana says:

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...the disasters are expected to occur “as a result of the unbalanced nature of the world where there is too much weight to one side.”
Just like Guam!!

To stop this:
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...the situation can only be prevented if huge pyramids are constructed along the equator.
The country he is in doesn't have to make such an huge investment:
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He stressed that Ghana could escape the world disaster if President Mills allows Muslim leaders to recite the Holy Quran 220 times, slaughter 7 white and 6 brown cows to feed the poor and provide $490,000 as alms to the needy in society.
:doh::haha:

nikimcbee 12-26-10 12:45 PM

I'll hafta ask the British Imam, Jim Al-Tooner Buna mohammed.:haha:

Jimbuna 12-26-10 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee (Post 1560872)
I'll hafta ask the British Imam, Jim Al-Tooner Buna mohammed.:haha:

Tell him he also has to send copious quantities of beer and curry to the Toon :know:

nikimcbee 12-26-10 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna (Post 1560884)
Tell him he also has to send copious quantities of beer and curry to the Toon :know:

Fosters or Newcastle? And do you fancy any bacon?

Platapus 12-26-10 02:06 PM

Sounds better than some of the plans coming out of Congress. :yeah:

Oberon 12-26-10 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna (Post 1560884)
Tell him he also has to send copious quantities of beer and curry to the Toon :know:

Cor, the amount of flatulence coming out of the Toon after eating and drinking all that, well, would put the MOAB and FOAB to shame. :03:

TarJak 12-26-10 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee (Post 1560928)
Fosters or Newcastle? And do you fancy any bacon?

He only drinks Fosters. And the curries are the mildest Korma's. As for the flatulence...:doh::dead:

Jimbuna 12-26-10 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee (Post 1560928)
Fosters or Newcastle? And do you fancy any bacon?

That Aussie pi$$ will do nicely thank you :DL

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Originally Posted by Oberon (Post 1560965)
Cor, the amount of flatulence coming out of the Toon after eating and drinking all that, well, would put the MOAB and FOAB to shame. :03:

That's the plan :DL

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Originally Posted by TarJak (Post 1560997)
He only drinks Fosters. And the curries are the mildest Korma's. As for the flatulence...:doh::dead:

Madras or Vindaloo if you don't mind....oh and your horror story programme or should I have said 'the comedy show' commences coverage in 30 minutes :smug:


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