Would You Rather...

frau kaleun · 12-08-10, 02:00 PM

FYI: All respondents to this poll will be entered in a lottery, the winner of which will serve as my first running mate in the next election on the ticket of the Frau Kaleun Hits People Over The Head With An Angry Wombat Party.

The running mate, as the name implies, will do most of the running, since hitting people over the head with angry wombats takes up most of my time and energy and someone in my position certainly can't be bothered with mundane errands like going to the grocer's or taking the car in for an oil change.

In the event that the first running mate is unable to fulfill his/her duties, the position will be assumed by the second running mate and the first running mate will be hit over the head with an angry wombat.*

*Employees and relatives of Subsim and Frau Kaleun are not eligible. Wombat void in Rhode Island.

AVGWarhawk · 12-08-10, 02:04 PM

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Slide down the edge of a samurai sword using your scrotum as a skateboard

Why did shivers go up my back when I read this?

Jimbuna · 12-09-10, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Why did shivers go up my back when I read this?

Because you imagined the 'true' sensation and came to the realisation some evil bugga might just be wiling to aid you

12-08-10, 02:10 PM

I Vehemently Protest This Poll with an Excess of Rigor!

The last option is unfair in that it requires the respondant to have a scrotum and implies a practical knowledge of skateboarding. Also there were no wombat-related choices. I refuse to participate and therefore chose the fourth option.

This outrage will be reported to the Secretary of Silly Polls.

onelifecrisis · 12-08-10, 02:14 PM

See what you've done now, Jim?

Garion · 12-08-10, 02:17 PM

I chose

'Slide down the edge of a samurai sword using your scrotum as a skateboard'

becuase I have balls of STEEL

Cheers

Garion

AVGWarhawk · 12-08-10, 02:17 PM

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The last option is unfair in that it requires the respondant to have a scrotum

Clearly a discrimination against eunuchs.

Eunuchs have now be disenfranchised.

frau kaleun · 12-08-10, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Clearly a discrimination against eunuchs.

Eunuchs have now be disenfranchised.

That's not true, I hold eunuchs in very high regard, especially as coworkers and waitstaff.

As a matter of fact I'm working with a eunuchs server right now and couldn't be happier.

AVGWarhawk · 12-08-10, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

That's not true, I hold eunuchs in very high regard, especially as coworkers and waitstaff.

As a matter of fact I'm working with a eunuchs server right now and couldn't be happier.

Yeah, eunuchs is a great operating system. Never crashes nor makes sexual advances.

Jimbuna · 12-09-10, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by onelifecrisis

See what you've done now, Jim?

What?....Created the first spamming wombat?

antikristuseke · 12-09-10, 11:55 AM

Why is there no option for

Herr-Berbunch · 12-09-10, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by antikristuseke

Why is there no option for

@antikristuseke I always find your posts either informative or (more often) amusing, but that link is just... I don't know - nothingness

I hearby demand a picture of a lady with pudding, or something along those lines!

frau kaleun · 12-08-10, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Randomizer

with an Excess of Rigor!

For Excess of Rigor lasting more than four hours, consult your physician immediately.

Oberon · 12-08-10, 02:57 PM

frau kaleun · 12-08-10, 03:07 PM

@ Oberon:

View Poll Results: Would you rather...
Take this poll	2	6.67%
Take this poll to be thy lawfully wedded thread	3	10.00%
Take this poll and shove it	10	33.33%
Not take this poll	6	20.00%
Slide down the edge of a samurai sword using your scrotum as a skateboard	9	30.00%
Voters: 30. You may not vote on this poll

12-08-10, 02:00 PM	#1
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	Would You Rather... FYI: All respondents to this poll will be entered in a lottery, the winner of which will serve as my first running mate in the next election on the ticket of the Frau Kaleun Hits People Over The Head With An Angry Wombat Party. The running mate, as the name implies, will do most of the running, since hitting people over the head with angry wombats takes up most of my time and energy and someone in my position certainly can't be bothered with mundane errands like going to the grocer's or taking the car in for an oil change. In the event that the first running mate is unable to fulfill his/her duties, the position will be assumed by the second running mate and the first running mate will be hit over the head with an angry wombat.* *Employees and relatives of Subsim and Frau Kaleun are not eligible. Wombat void in Rhode Island.

12-08-10, 02:14 PM	#5
onelifecrisis Maverick Modder Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: England Posts: 3,895 Downloads: 65 Uploads: 3	See what you've done now, Jim? __________________ Freedom of speech - priceless. For everything else there's Mastercard.

12-08-10, 02:10 PM	#4
Randomizer Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	I Vehemently Protest This Poll with an Excess of Rigor! The last option is unfair in that it requires the respondant to have a scrotum and implies a practical knowledge of skateboarding. Also there were no wombat-related choices. I refuse to participate and therefore chose the fourth option. This outrage will be reported to the Secretary of Silly Polls.

12-08-10, 02:17 PM	#6
Garion Commander Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Scotland Posts: 452 Downloads: 34 Uploads: 0	I chose 'Slide down the edge of a samurai sword using your scrotum as a skateboard' becuase I have balls of STEEL Cheers Garion

12-09-10, 11:55 AM	#11
antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,330 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	Why is there no option for

12-08-10, 02:57 PM	#14
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20

12-08-10, 03:07 PM	#15
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	@ Oberon: