Would You Rather...

frau kaleun · 12-08-10, 02:00 PM

FYI: All respondents to this poll will be entered in a lottery, the winner of which will serve as my first running mate in the next election on the ticket of the Frau Kaleun Hits People Over The Head With An Angry Wombat Party.

The running mate, as the name implies, will do most of the running, since hitting people over the head with angry wombats takes up most of my time and energy and someone in my position certainly can't be bothered with mundane errands like going to the grocer's or taking the car in for an oil change.

In the event that the first running mate is unable to fulfill his/her duties, the position will be assumed by the second running mate and the first running mate will be hit over the head with an angry wombat.*

*Employees and relatives of Subsim and Frau Kaleun are not eligible. Wombat void in Rhode Island.

AVGWarhawk · 12-08-10, 02:04 PM

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Slide down the edge of a samurai sword using your scrotum as a skateboard

Why did shivers go up my back when I read this?

12-08-10, 02:10 PM

I Vehemently Protest This Poll with an Excess of Rigor!

The last option is unfair in that it requires the respondant to have a scrotum and implies a practical knowledge of skateboarding. Also there were no wombat-related choices. I refuse to participate and therefore chose the fourth option.

This outrage will be reported to the Secretary of Silly Polls.

onelifecrisis · 12-08-10, 02:14 PM

See what you've done now, Jim?

Garion · 12-08-10, 02:17 PM

I chose

'Slide down the edge of a samurai sword using your scrotum as a skateboard'

becuase I have balls of STEEL

Cheers

Garion

AVGWarhawk · 12-08-10, 02:17 PM

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The last option is unfair in that it requires the respondant to have a scrotum

Clearly a discrimination against eunuchs.

Eunuchs have now be disenfranchised.

frau kaleun · 12-08-10, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Clearly a discrimination against eunuchs.

Eunuchs have now be disenfranchised.

That's not true, I hold eunuchs in very high regard, especially as coworkers and waitstaff.

As a matter of fact I'm working with a eunuchs server right now and couldn't be happier.

papa_smurf · 12-08-10, 02:25 PM

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Take this poll to be thy lawfully wedded thread

So tempted at one point...

AVGWarhawk · 12-08-10, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

That's not true, I hold eunuchs in very high regard, especially as coworkers and waitstaff.

As a matter of fact I'm working with a eunuchs server right now and couldn't be happier.

Yeah, eunuchs is a great operating system. Never crashes nor makes sexual advances.

kranz · 12-08-10, 02:31 PM

how about a nude photo for the runner-up?

frau kaleun · 12-08-10, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by kranz

how about a nude photo for the runner-up?

Sure, why not?

There ya go!

AVGWarhawk · 12-08-10, 02:42 PM

He is on the eunuch server!!!

frau kaleun · 12-08-10, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Randomizer

with an Excess of Rigor!

For Excess of Rigor lasting more than four hours, consult your physician immediately.

DarkFish · 12-08-10, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by papa_smurf

So tempted at one point...

I'm the one that voted that

I, Darkfish, take you, Would You Rather..., to be my lawfully wedded poll, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer, for troller, in sickness and in spam, to read and to reply; from this day forward until a moderator do us part.

Nothing to see here, move along

Oberon · 12-08-10, 02:57 PM

View Poll Results: Would you rather...
Take this poll	2	6.67%
Take this poll to be thy lawfully wedded thread	3	10.00%
Take this poll and shove it	10	33.33%
Not take this poll	6	20.00%
Slide down the edge of a samurai sword using your scrotum as a skateboard	9	30.00%
Voters: 30. You may not vote on this poll

12-08-10, 02:00 PM	#1
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	Would You Rather... FYI: All respondents to this poll will be entered in a lottery, the winner of which will serve as my first running mate in the next election on the ticket of the Frau Kaleun Hits People Over The Head With An Angry Wombat Party. The running mate, as the name implies, will do most of the running, since hitting people over the head with angry wombats takes up most of my time and energy and someone in my position certainly can't be bothered with mundane errands like going to the grocer's or taking the car in for an oil change. In the event that the first running mate is unable to fulfill his/her duties, the position will be assumed by the second running mate and the first running mate will be hit over the head with an angry wombat.* *Employees and relatives of Subsim and Frau Kaleun are not eligible. Wombat void in Rhode Island.

12-08-10, 02:14 PM	#4
onelifecrisis Maverick Modder Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: England Posts: 3,895 Downloads: 65 Uploads: 3	See what you've done now, Jim? __________________ Freedom of speech - priceless. For everything else there's Mastercard.

12-08-10, 02:42 PM	#12
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,272 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	He is on the eunuch server!!! __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

12-08-10, 02:10 PM	#3
Randomizer Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	I Vehemently Protest This Poll with an Excess of Rigor! The last option is unfair in that it requires the respondant to have a scrotum and implies a practical knowledge of skateboarding. Also there were no wombat-related choices. I refuse to participate and therefore chose the fourth option. This outrage will be reported to the Secretary of Silly Polls.

12-08-10, 02:17 PM	#5
Garion Commander Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Scotland Posts: 452 Downloads: 34 Uploads: 0	I chose 'Slide down the edge of a samurai sword using your scrotum as a skateboard' becuase I have balls of STEEL Cheers Garion

12-08-10, 02:31 PM	#10
kranz The Old Man Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Poland Posts: 1,430 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	how about a nude photo for the runner-up?

12-08-10, 02:57 PM	#15
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20