Joke Thread

Gargamel · 12-07-10, 10:07 PM

Really Surprised there inst a good joke thread here.

A successful lawyer took his seat on his flight. He was pleasantly surprised to see a very attractive blonde in the seat next to him. Despite all his pleasantries, she pretty much ignored him until just after takeoff.

So he says, "Look, I'll make you a deal. We can play a game. I'll ask you a question, if you can get it right, I'll pay you $5, if not, you pay me $5. You can then ask me a question, and If I can't get it right, I'll pay you $500, if not, You pay me $500."

She ponders, and says Ok.

"Who was the leader of Italy during world war II?" he asks.

She thinks, and digs $5 out her purse.

"My turn," she says, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down with 4?"

He hems and haws, spends half the flight thinking about it, finally giving her the $500.

"Thanks" she says, and tries to go to sleep.

Just as their landing, he leans over to her, "I have to know, whats the answer to your question?"

She blinks at him, and hands him $5.

12-07-10, 10:07 PM	#1
Gargamel Lucky Sailor Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Rome Posts: 4,273 Downloads: 81 Uploads: 0	Joke Thread Really Surprised there inst a good joke thread here. A successful lawyer took his seat on his flight. He was pleasantly surprised to see a very attractive blonde in the seat next to him. Despite all his pleasantries, she pretty much ignored him until just after takeoff. So he says, "Look, I'll make you a deal. We can play a game. I'll ask you a question, if you can get it right, I'll pay you $5, if not, you pay me $5. You can then ask me a question, and If I can't get it right, I'll pay you $500, if not, You pay me $500." She ponders, and says Ok. "Who was the leader of Italy during world war II?" he asks. She thinks, and digs $5 out her purse. "My turn," she says, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down with 4?" He hems and haws, spends half the flight thinking about it, finally giving her the $500. "Thanks" she says, and tries to go to sleep. Just as their landing, he leans over to her, "I have to know, whats the answer to your question?" She blinks at him, and hands him $5. __________________ Luck is a residue of Design.