Joke Thread

Sailor Steve · 12-08-10, 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gargamel

Really Surprised there inst a good joke thread here.

There have been dozens of joke threads here. They always die out, until someone says he's surprised there aren't any and starts a new one.

That's a pretty good joke all by itself.

GoldenRivet · 12-08-10, 03:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

There have been dozens of joke threads here. They always die out, until someone says he's surprised there aren't any and starts a new one.

That's a pretty good joke all by itself.

Im wondering if he meant forum.

"Humor, Funnies and Jokes forum"

Gargamel · 12-09-10, 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

There have been dozens of joke threads here. They always die out, until someone says he's surprised there aren't any and starts a new one.

That's a pretty good joke all by itself.

Meh

/cave

Sailor Steve · 12-09-10, 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gargamel

Meh

/cave

My problem is that I've already told all my good jokes. They'd be new to you, but everybody else would be saying "What? Not that again!"

Spike88 · 12-09-10, 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

My problem is that I've already told all my good jokes. They'd be new to you, but everybody else would be saying "What? Not that again!"

They'd be new to me as I hardly wander over from General Games to General topics.

Edit: I have a few, but thinking and booze don't get along.

antikristuseke · 12-09-10, 08:39 AM

If you're female, it's really hard. First you're a baby, then a child and a girl and a woman and all these things are happening to you.
But if you are male, you are born, you have one finger up your nose and the other hand on your dick and then you get taller. And that is really it!

Jimbuna · 12-09-10, 12:10 PM

I saw a poor old lady fall unconscious in the snow today.

Well I'm assuming she was poor, she only had 86p in her purse.

Weiss Pinguin · 12-09-10, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

There have been dozens of joke threads here. They always die out, until someone says he's surprised there aren't any and starts a new one.

That's a pretty good joke all by itself.

What? Not that again!

Sailor Steve · 12-09-10, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Weiss Pinguin

What? Not that again!

OUCH!

Jimbuna · 12-09-10, 01:09 PM

I asked my mate the other day if he remembered the joke I told him about alzheimer's...

The dickhead's still confused...

antikristuseke · 12-09-10, 02:12 PM

Alzheimers is not a disease, it is a way of meeting exiting new people every day without ever leaving the retirement home.

Sailor Steve · 12-09-10, 02:14 PM

I started a joke.

It started the whole world crying.

Too late did I see that the joke was on me.

Jimbuna · 12-10-10, 08:44 AM

Outrageous, the student protesters attacked Prince Charles car and a helpless looking horse.
Prince Charles was reported to be fine, but Camilla was a little shaken ...

Sailor Steve · 12-11-10, 11:54 PM

This hyar's a hillbilly joke. If'n any of y'all are offended...well, I don't think anybody who'd be offended could actually read, so who cares?

Luke and Rufus meet each other on a bridge. Noticing the bag in Luke's hand, Rufus asks "Hey, Luke, watcha got in t' bag?"

Luke answers "Some baby pigs."

Rufus: "How many?"

Luke: "I tell ya what. If you can guess, I'll give ya both of 'em."

Rufus thinks for a minute and asks "Five?"

Jimbuna · 12-12-10, 12:51 PM

How can the world end in 2012, if i have a Yogurt that expires in 2013?

12-09-10, 12:10 PM	#7
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,552 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I saw a poor old lady fall unconscious in the snow today. Well I'm assuming she was poor, she only had 86p in her purse. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-09-10, 01:09 PM	#10
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,552 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I asked my mate the other day if he remembered the joke I told him about alzheimer's... The dickhead's still confused... __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-09-10, 02:14 PM	#12
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	I started a joke. It started the whole world crying. Too late did I see that the joke was on me. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

12-10-10, 08:44 AM	#13
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,552 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Outrageous, the student protesters attacked Prince Charles car and a helpless looking horse. Prince Charles was reported to be fine, but Camilla was a little shaken ... __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-11-10, 11:54 PM	#14
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	This hyar's a hillbilly joke. If'n any of y'all are offended...well, I don't think anybody who'd be offended could actually read, so who cares? Luke and Rufus meet each other on a bridge. Noticing the bag in Luke's hand, Rufus asks "Hey, Luke, watcha got in t' bag?" Luke answers "Some baby pigs." Rufus: "How many?" Luke: "I tell ya what. If you can guess, I'll give ya both of 'em." Rufus thinks for a minute and asks "Five?" __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

12-09-10, 08:39 AM	#6
antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,330 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	If you're female, it's really hard. First you're a baby, then a child and a girl and a woman and all these things are happening to you. But if you are male, you are born, you have one finger up your nose and the other hand on your dick and then you get taller. And that is really it!

12-09-10, 02:12 PM	#11
antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,330 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	Alzheimers is not a disease, it is a way of meeting exiting new people every day without ever leaving the retirement home.

12-12-10, 12:51 PM	#15
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,552 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	How can the world end in 2012, if i have a Yogurt that expires in 2013? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!