No SHIII going through serious withdrawal!

Freiwillige · 10-13-10, 11:32 PM

Well its been 8 months since I sold my gaming desktop......

Stupid me!

At first I was fine without it but now the withdrawal symptoms are creeping in.

After two months I started to notice that my sweat smelled just like the Atlantic.

After 4 months I started to randomly blurt out things like "Schiff Geseishted"
and "Numeral eins.... LOS!"

After six months I began to look for speedbumps driving so I could go over them slowly and try to get sea sick

Now eight months later when ever I use the restroom I feel I have to write out a tonnage report!

When I sold my Gaming rig I figured my new laptop would handle SHIII but was I ever wrong. Not enough graphics power so its a slideshow.

But at least I got Aces of the deep working and baby we got wolfpacks!!!

Pitty me now.......

Capt. Teach · 10-14-10, 12:03 AM

No SH III ??!!???

Listen to this and read the lyrics, I think you might find it appropriate.

bookworm_020 · 10-14-10, 12:38 AM

Just take deep breaths, think of cars, mountains and your favorite pet and when you see a ship, don't try and calculate how much renown she's worth and if she'll need one or two torpedoes!

Freiwillige · 10-14-10, 01:19 AM

Oddly enough 2 weeks ago I was in Commiefornia and got a chance to go aboard the queen mary. My first thought was how sexy she would be through a periscope! My second thought was where to place my eels. My third thought was seeking mental help!

She would be a beautiful ship to line up in your crosshairs maybe to beautiful to sink.

10-14-10, 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freiwillige

Oddly enough 2 weeks ago I was in Commiefornia and got a chance to go aboard the queen mary. My first thought was how sexy she would be through a periscope! My second thought was where to place my eels. My third thought was seeking mental help!

She would be a beautiful ship to line up in your crosshairs maybe to beautiful to sink.

lololol

Herr-Berbunch · 10-14-10, 02:05 AM

Nooooooooooo!

On the upside, the equivalent parts should now be cheaper...

C'mon aboard, son, c'mon aboard

frau kaleun · 10-14-10, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Freiwillige

Now eight months later when ever I use the restroom I feel I have to write out a tonnage report!

My new favorite euphemism for making a major transaction (which is actually another favorite euphemism) just changed from "I gotta see a man about a horse" to "I gotta go sink some tonnage."

Kapt Z · 10-14-10, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

My new favorite euphemism for making a major transaction (which is actually another favorite euphemism) just changed from "I gotta see a man about a horse" to "I gotta go sink some tonnage."

Got my 3yr old daughter to yell, "Tube 5. Fire!!" during potty training.

My wife is so pleased....

ralphnader23 · 10-14-10, 08:37 AM

LMAO

Do you find yourself yelling "ALARM!! Crash Dive!!" every time you see a plane too?

I know I do...

flag4 · 10-14-10, 08:40 AM

'When I sold my Gaming rig I figured...'

...please tell me how you figured..?

..man o' man, you reeeeally figured that one out. im sorry, but there is a kind of humour..in this, isn't there?

im sat here smiling wondering how you figured it all out. i hope you're not an architect..

(im sorry if this sounds hard

)

Herr-Berbunch · 10-14-10, 09:18 AM

Delete the porn and sell the laptop

Freiwillige · 10-14-10, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flag4

'When I sold my Gaming rig I figured...'

...please tell me how you figured..?

..man o' man, you reeeeally figured that one out. im sorry, but there is a kind of humour..in this, isn't there?

im sat here smiling wondering how you figured it all out. i hope you're not an architect..

(im sorry if this sounds hard

)

I lost my job and had some emergency bills=Sold Guns and gaming rig (Built by me

)

Laptop was a gift from my mum since she felt bad that I couldn't even browse subsim forums.

So I figured I would pay my rent...thats how I figured!

Herr-Berbunch · 10-14-10, 09:26 AM

Now it makes sense, if only wives were as understanding as mothers!

Any luck on the job front?

Freiwillige · 10-14-10, 09:51 AM

Yea I landed a great job only to be laid off 4 weeks ago!

flag4 · 10-14-10, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freiwillige

I lost my job and had some emergency bills=Sold Guns and gaming rig (Built by me

)

Laptop was a gift from my mum since she felt bad that I couldn't even browse subsim forums.

So I figured I would pay my rent...thats how I figured!

...now i understand. my apologies. hope you get back on track soon - then go buy back that rig of yours!

10-13-10, 11:32 PM	#1
Freiwillige The Old Man Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Phx. Az Posts: 1,458 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	No SHIII going through serious withdrawal! Well its been 8 months since I sold my gaming desktop...... Stupid me! At first I was fine without it but now the withdrawal symptoms are creeping in. After two months I started to notice that my sweat smelled just like the Atlantic. After 4 months I started to randomly blurt out things like "Schiff Geseishted" and "Numeral eins.... LOS!" After six months I began to look for speedbumps driving so I could go over them slowly and try to get sea sick Now eight months later when ever I use the restroom I feel I have to write out a tonnage report! When I sold my Gaming rig I figured my new laptop would handle SHIII but was I ever wrong. Not enough graphics power so its a slideshow. But at least I got Aces of the deep working and baby we got wolfpacks!!! Pitty me now.......

10-14-10, 12:03 AM	#2
Capt. Teach Gunner Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: U-64, Generally Posts: 94 Downloads: 70 Uploads: 1	No SH III ??!!??? Listen to this and read the lyrics, I think you might find it appropriate. __________________ Death? I'm not afraid of death, its the last few seconds of life that scare the hell out of me.

10-14-10, 12:38 AM	#3
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Just take deep breaths, think of cars, mountains and your favorite pet and when you see a ship, don't try and calculate how much renown she's worth and if she'll need one or two torpedoes! __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

10-14-10, 02:05 AM	#6
Herr-Berbunch Kaiser Bill's batman Join Date: May 2010 Location: AN72 Posts: 13,203 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	Nooooooooooo! On the upside, the equivalent parts should now be cheaper... C'mon aboard, son, c'mon aboard __________________

10-14-10, 08:40 AM	#10
flag4 Watch Officer Join Date: May 2007 Location: as far away as possible Posts: 1,625 Downloads: 147 Uploads: 0	*'When I sold my Gaming rig I figured...'* ...please tell me how you figured..? ..man o' man, you reeeeally figured that one out. im sorry, but there is a kind of humour..in this, isn't there? im sat here smiling wondering how you figured it all out. i hope you're not an architect.. (im sorry if this sounds hard) __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] ' We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.' Kurt Vonnegut

10-14-10, 01:19 AM	#4
Freiwillige The Old Man Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Phx. Az Posts: 1,458 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	Oddly enough 2 weeks ago I was in Commiefornia and got a chance to go aboard the queen mary. My first thought was how sexy she would be through a periscope! My second thought was where to place my eels. My third thought was seeking mental help! She would be a beautiful ship to line up in your crosshairs maybe to beautiful to sink.

10-14-10, 08:37 AM	#9
ralphnader23 Bosun Join Date: May 2010 Location: Periscope Depth Posts: 66 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	LMAO Do you find yourself yelling "ALARM!! Crash Dive!!" every time you see a plane too? I know I do...

10-14-10, 09:18 AM	#11
Herr-Berbunch Kaiser Bill's batman Join Date: May 2010 Location: AN72 Posts: 13,203 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	Delete the porn and sell the laptop __________________

10-14-10, 09:26 AM	#13
Herr-Berbunch Kaiser Bill's batman Join Date: May 2010 Location: AN72 Posts: 13,203 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	Now it makes sense, if only wives were as understanding as mothers! Any luck on the job front? __________________

10-14-10, 09:51 AM	#14
Freiwillige The Old Man Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Phx. Az Posts: 1,458 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	Yea I landed a great job only to be laid off 4 weeks ago!