No SHIII going through serious withdrawal!
 

Well its been 8 months since I sold my gaming desktop......:damn: Stupid me!

At first I was fine without it but now the withdrawal symptoms are creeping in.

After two months I started to notice that my sweat smelled just like the Atlantic.

After 4 months I started to randomly blurt out things like "Schiff Geseishted"
and "Numeral eins.... LOS!"

After six months I began to look for speedbumps driving so I could go over them slowly and try to get sea sick:arrgh!:

Now eight months later when ever I use the restroom I feel I have to write out a tonnage report!


When I sold my Gaming rig I figured my new laptop would handle SHIII but was I ever wrong. Not enough graphics power so its a slideshow.

But at least I got Aces of the deep working and baby we got wolfpacks!!!



Pitty me now.......

No SH III ??!!??? :o:o

Listen to this and read the lyrics, I think you might find it appropriate. :up:

Just take deep breaths, think of cars, mountains and your favorite pet and when you see a ship, don't try and calculate how much renown she's worth and if she'll need one or two torpedoes!:arrgh!:

Oddly enough 2 weeks ago I was in Commiefornia and got a chance to go aboard the queen mary. My first thought was how sexy she would be through a periscope! My second thought was where to place my eels. My third thought was seeking mental help!

She would be a beautiful ship to line up in your crosshairs maybe to beautiful to sink.

lololol :rotfl2:

Nooooooooooo!

On the upside, the equivalent parts should now be cheaper... :hmmm: C'mon aboard, son, c'mon aboard

:rotfl2:

My new favorite euphemism for making a major transaction (which is actually another favorite euphemism) just changed from "I gotta see a man about a horse" to "I gotta go sink some tonnage."

Got my 3yr old daughter to yell, "Tube 5. Fire!!" during potty training.

My wife is so pleased....

:DL

LMAO

Do you find yourself yelling "ALARM!! Crash Dive!!" every time you see a plane too?

I know I do...:cool:

'When I sold my Gaming rig I figured...'

...please tell me how you figured..?

..man o' man, you reeeeally figured that one out. im sorry, but there is a kind of humour..in this, isn't there?

im sat here smiling wondering how you figured it all out. i hope you're not an architect..

(im sorry if this sounds hard:yep:)

Delete the porn and sell the laptop :yeah:

I lost my job and had some emergency bills=Sold Guns and gaming rig (Built by me :rock:)

Laptop was a gift from my mum since she felt bad that I couldn't even browse subsim forums.

So I figured I would pay my rent...thats how I figured!:nope:

Now it makes sense, if only wives were as understanding as mothers!

Any luck on the job front?

Yea I landed a great job only to be laid off 4 weeks ago!:damn:

...now i understand. my apologies. hope you get back on track soon - then go buy back that rig of yours!:salute: