Well I feel like a dunderbunny

So I started a new campaign yet I set it in late 39 with the 2nd(?) flotilla, and I get my first contact while Im traveling under water, I go on surface and meet her course perpendicular, I set up, aim and fire. It was night and I watched as a magnetic torpedo explodes right under her and is going to for sure sink her. Then as I look closer in free cam, I notice a german flag I hope it doesnt sink

[papa_smurf]

Just hope it wasn't Herr Doenitz's personal liner

(If it goes to court martial, blame it all on Bernard)

[JokerOfFate]

I salute you, teamkilling person
(If you go URA I'll shoot you)
No, I'm just joking you everyone here has done it I'm sure.

Originally Posted by papa_smurf

Just hope it wasn't Herr Doenitz's personal liner

(If it goes to court martial, blame it all on Bernard)

My plan exactly.... BEEEEEERRRRRNAAAAAARD!!

Bernard: Yes Herr Kaulen?

Me: I thought you said that was an enemy ship

Bernard: I did Herr Kaulen

Me: Why do I see a German flag??

Bernard: No it couldnt be let me look/

*looks through scope*

Bernard: Herr Kaulen that is definately an allied ship.

Me: And how can you tell that?

Bernard: Well because A) its sinking Herr Kaulen, we wouldnt sink our own ship and B) red flag with the black cross is British

Me:......

Bernard: Herr Kaulen?

Me: Do me a favor, go open a torpedo tube and lay inside of it while we close it. Its your new bunk

[Pisces]

Well, he did say it was allied to you.

shhhhh what they dont know wont hurt them

[JokerOfFate]

Of course it was an allied *cough*German*cough* ship.


Happy hunting



and remember young captain,
"If the enemy's pinging you, you send them a pong they'll never forget!!!"

[frau kaleun]

I just heard they're gonna open up the Eastern Front early this time, especially for you!

[JokerOfFate]

Would love to go to russia, rather not come home in a box

Good thing I know a little Russian

[CherryHarbey]

have a read of these..
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=147983
should make you feel better.

[krashkart]

I haven't done that... yet. But I, er... Bernard has made it inadvertently possible to sink a few neutrals here and there.

Bernard: But I was only trying to up your tonnage, Herr Kaleun.
Me: No soup for you!!

[JokerOfFate]

lol

If he does it again hit him with a rolled up news paper, he'll learn
thats how I taught my crew the river dance, that scared the english lol

[JokerOfFate]

frau kaleun,
In the Soviet army it takes more courage to retreat than advance.
Those were some scary dudes, some say that why the allies won the war.

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by JokerOfFate

frau kaleun,
In the Soviet army it takes more courage to retreat than advance.
Those were some scary dudes, some say that why the allies won the war.

Invading Russia: almost always an awesomely awful idea! Of course it's not actually the invading part that gets you - it's the staying there, and the getting home afterward. Napoleon learned that much and that was long before there were any "Soviets" to deal with.

In short...



...one does not simply walk into Moscow.

[JokerOfFate]

Thats why they got nick named the "sleeping giant"


"...one does not simply walk into Moscow. "
It's not all that hard, I got a bus in once, but maybe you're right because that bus was a rip off