Well I feel like a dunderbunny
 

So I started a new campaign yet I set it in late 39 with the 2nd(?) flotilla, and I get my first contact while Im traveling under water, I go on surface and meet her course perpendicular, I set up, aim and fire. It was night and I watched as a magnetic torpedo explodes right under her and is going to for sure sink her. Then as I look closer in free cam, I notice a german flag:damn::damn::damn::damn::damn: I hope it doesnt sink :o

Just hope it wasn't Herr Doenitz's personal liner:har:

(If it goes to court martial, blame it all on Bernard:D)

:salute: I salute you, teamkilling person
(If you go URA I'll shoot you:DL)
No, I'm just joking you everyone here has done it I'm sure.

My plan exactly.... BEEEEEERRRRRNAAAAAARD!!

Bernard: Yes Herr Kaulen?

Me: I thought you said that was an enemy ship

Bernard: I did Herr Kaulen

Me: Why do I see a German flag??

Bernard: No it couldnt be let me look/

*looks through scope*

Bernard: Herr Kaulen that is definately an allied ship.

Me: And how can you tell that?

Bernard: Well because A) its sinking Herr Kaulen, we wouldnt sink our own ship and B) red flag with the black cross is British

Me:......:nope:

Bernard: Herr Kaulen?

Me: Do me a favor, go open a torpedo tube and lay inside of it while we close it. Its your new bunk

Well, he did say it was allied to you. ;)

shhhhh what they dont know wont hurt them :yeah:

Of course it was an allied *cough*German*cough* ship.


Happy hunting :salute:



and remember young captain,
"If the enemy's pinging you, you send them a pong they'll never forget!!!"

I just heard they're gonna open up the Eastern Front early this time, especially for you!

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/pict...pictureid=1663

:O:

Would love to go to russia, rather not come home in a box:nope:

Good thing I know a little Russian :DL

have a read of these..
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=147983
should make you feel better.

I haven't done that... yet. But I, er... Bernard has made it inadvertently possible to sink a few neutrals here and there.

Bernard: But I was only trying to up your tonnage, Herr Kaleun. :wah:
Me: No soup for you!! :stare:

lol

If he does it again hit him with a rolled up news paper, he'll learn :DL
thats how I taught my crew the river dance, that scared the english lol

frau kaleun,
In the Soviet army it takes more courage to retreat than advance. :o
Those were some scary dudes, some say that why the allies won the war.

Invading Russia: almost always an awesomely awful idea! Of course it's not actually the invading part that gets you - it's the staying there, and the getting home afterward. Napoleon learned that much and that was long before there were any "Soviets" to deal with.

In short...

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-imag.../ELBoromir.jpg

...one does not simply walk into Moscow. :nope:

Thats why they got nick named the "sleeping giant" :DL


"...one does not simply walk into Moscow. :nope: "
It's not all that hard, I got a bus in once, but maybe you're right because that bus was a rip off :nope: