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Old 08-31-10, 06:42 PM   #1
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Default You know it's going to be a good day when...

...you're getting dressed for work, and you notice something kind of "crackly" in one pocket as you're putting on your pants, and when you reach in and pull it out, it's a ten dollar bill.
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Old 08-31-10, 06:44 PM   #2
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I wish my pants had a ten dollar bill in them.
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Old 08-31-10, 06:49 PM   #3
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Even better when it's a fifty.
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Old 08-31-10, 06:53 PM   #4
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$10 ≈ €10 = 30 beer

You're gonna have one very terrific day
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The only drawback is that I'm now wondering what I was supposed to do with the money, because I wouldn't have put it in my pocket unless I intended to make use of it for some specific purpose and in fairly short order. I don't carry money loose in my pockets otherwise... and when I do put it there, it's supposed to remind me not to forget to do whatever it was I needed to do with it.

So, on the one hand, TEN DOLLARS!

On the other hand, they say the memory is the first thing to go.
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Old 08-31-10, 07:03 PM   #6
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$10 ≈ €10 = 30 beer

You're gonna have one very terrific day
Well, our local Oktoberfest is this weekend... but I don't know if I'll go, since everybody I'd normally go with is working all weekend.

Anyway, the beer lines there are WAY too long. It's so sad. Last year I had to make do with Jägerbombs. Altho I have to say, they are the perfect drink for when you want to get really drunk AND stay awake to enjoy it.
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Maybe the tares put it in your pocket and it is actually a tracking mind control device to make you goto ufo landing pads in Giza for some obscure reason.
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Old 08-31-10, 07:12 PM   #8
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Maybe the tares put it in your pocket and it is actually a tracking mind control device to make you goto ufo landing pads in Giza for some obscure reason.
No, those are the one dollar bills. No pyramids on the tens. Wait...

OMG was Hamilton a Mason?

I'm doomed.
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Old 08-31-10, 07:13 PM   #9
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Well, our local Oktoberfest is this weekend...
^The Germans needed more living space so they invaded beginning of September...

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The only drawback is that I'm now wondering what I was supposed to do with the money, because I wouldn't have put it in my pocket unless I intended to make use of it for some specific purpose and in fairly short order. I don't carry money loose in my pockets otherwise... and when I do put it there, it's supposed to remind me not to forget to do whatever it was I needed to do with it.
I think you were to give that to TLAM, hold on I'll check with him...

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He says yes...
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No, those are the one dollar bills. No pyramids on the tens. Wait...

OMG was Hamilton a Mason?

I'm doomed.
Aye but don't worry he's not a FREEMason he was more like a CHEAPMason

I'm gonna look for ten dollar bill in my pockets too...
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...you're getting dressed for work, and you notice something kind of "crackly" in one pocket as you're putting on your pants, and when you reach in and pull it out, it's a ten dollar bill.
you can keep it, you were great!!!

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Old 08-31-10, 07:41 PM   #12
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you can keep it, you were great!!!

Wait, I just remembered... it was the change from the twenty I left on the dresser.

I wonder why I didn't just let you keep it? Must've been something of a disappointment, I'm usually a pretty good tipper.
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Old 08-31-10, 07:58 PM   #13
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^The Germans needed more living space so they invaded beginning of September...
Oktoberfest in SW Ohio is a biiiiiiiig deal.

The one in downtown Cinci is reportedly the biggest in the US - at some point the mayor of Munich supposedly declared it the biggest one outside of Germany, but I don't know if that's still the case. Oktoberfest Zinzinnati will be getting underway in three weeks or so, which is closer to the "proper" date, but there are numerous smaller affairs scattered all over the area. Nobody wants to compete with downtown, or with too many other 'fests. So there's probably an Oktoberfest somewhere around here every week, starting with Labor Day weekend. I can think of at least 3-4 off the top of my head that are 20 minutes away or less.
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......when the night time temperature dropped below 60°F, and I got a good nights sleep.
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Old 08-31-10, 08:07 PM   #15
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Aye but don't worry he's not a FREEMason he was more like a CHEAPMason
Well, that explains why there's no pyramid on his bill. He cut too many corners in the construction and it fell down before they could get a picture of it.

That's probably why the aliens had Burr shoot him.
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