Caught with his pants down...

SteamWake · 08-09-10, 09:11 AM

Literally !

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Originally Posted by WSAZ News

KANAWHA COUNTY, W.Va. (WSAZ) -- A man is behind bars for committing "lewd acts" with a mannequin in a public park Sunday morning.

According to the Kanawha County Sheriff's Department, 61-year-old Eddie M. Campbell from Belle was caught at Booker T. Washington Memorial Park in Malden with his shirt off and his pants around his ankles.

http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/100232884.html

TLAM Strike · 08-09-10, 09:17 AM

I find it more shocking that there is a Booker T. Washington Memorial Park in Red Neck country...

SteamWake · 08-09-10, 09:35 AM

West Va. is a rather eclectic community all over the map from survivialist to ghetto fab and a few in between.

Check out the guys picture.. he looks like a Keebler Elf or something.

jumpy · 08-09-10, 10:04 AM

hehe, 'there's nowt so queer as folk' as my grandfather used to say.
On a similar note, I was travelling to a friends house recently, and by the side of the duel-carriageway, in one of those drainage overflow things with shrubs and small trees surrounding it, there was a bloke stood there, bollock naked, facing the road, having a tommy-tank...

Still it's only about a five minute walk from the grange psychiatric ward of the general hospital, so I guess one of the crazies had escaped lol

AVGWarhawk · 08-09-10, 10:11 AM

Well, the mannequin was a cheap date. She did not say a darn thing all night but was agreeable to any of his wishes. Nothing wrong with that.

Once he is released there will be a shotgun wedding at the local court building.

Sailor Steve · 08-09-10, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Once he is released there will be a shotgun wedding at the local court building.

Why? I don't think she's "in the family way". Did her father object?

AVGWarhawk · 08-09-10, 10:38 AM

Every wedding in that county is a shotgun wedding no matter the circumstances. It's tradition.

TLAM Strike · 08-09-10, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Every wedding in that county is a shotgun wedding no matter the circumstances. It's tradition.

Some places its the law
#8 Down...

Sailor Steve · 08-09-10, 11:42 AM

Well, dog mah cats!

"Uncle Jed, Uncle Jed..."

08-09-10, 12:13 PM

I'm embaressed for him.

frau kaleun · 08-09-10, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Why? I don't think she's "in the family way".

Maybe he "liberated" her from the Maternity department.

08-09-10, 01:10 PM

Wasn't there a film about a mannequin which comes to life and is the object of a young man's desire?

Life imitating fiction, is nothing new. Watch the sky and see the ISS.

I think he should be allowed to marry the mannequin.

Castout · 08-09-10, 08:35 PM

He's lucky he chose a mannequin.

There's a young man in Bali who chose a cow . . . . . caught and forced to marry the cow.

http://www.scandasia.com/viewNews.ph...s&news_id=6505

08-09-10, 08:39 PM

This thread would garnered more response if a member of the Catholic Church was involved.

These un -aflicted persons are of no value.

TLAM Strike · 08-09-10, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by The Third Man

Wasn't there a film about a mannequin which comes to life and is the object of a young man's desire?

Maybe, I know there was a Dr. Who where the Mannequins came to life and tried to conquer the world...

08-09-10, 09:17 AM	#2
TLAM Strike Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Rochester, New York Posts: 8,633 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 6	I find it more shocking that there is a Booker T. Washington Memorial Park in Red Neck country... __________________

08-09-10, 09:35 AM	#3
SteamWake Rear Admiral Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,224 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	West Va. is a rather eclectic community all over the map from survivialist to ghetto fab and a few in between. Check out the guys picture.. he looks like a Keebler Elf or something. __________________ Follow the progress of Mr. Mulligan : http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=147648

08-09-10, 10:04 AM	#4
jumpy Admiral Join Date: May 2003 Location: Midlands, UK Posts: 2,139 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	hehe, 'there's nowt so queer as folk' as my grandfather used to say. On a similar note, I was travelling to a friends house recently, and by the side of the duel-carriageway, in one of those drainage overflow things with shrubs and small trees surrounding it, there was a bloke stood there, bollock naked, facing the road, having a tommy-tank... Still it's only about a five minute walk from the grange psychiatric ward of the general hospital, so I guess one of the crazies had escaped lol __________________ when you’ve been so long in the desert, any water, no matter how brackish, looks like life

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AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,253 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Well, the mannequin was a cheap date. She did not say a darn thing all night but was agreeable to any of his wishes. Nothing wrong with that. Once he is released there will be a shotgun wedding at the local court building. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

08-09-10, 10:38 AM	#7
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,253 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Every wedding in that county is a shotgun wedding no matter the circumstances. It's tradition. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

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Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Well, dog mah cats! "Uncle Jed, Uncle Jed..." __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

08-09-10, 12:13 PM	#10
The Third Man Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	I'm embaressed for him.

08-09-10, 01:10 PM	#12
The Third Man Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Wasn't there a film about a mannequin which comes to life and is the object of a young man's desire? Life imitating fiction, is nothing new. Watch the sky and see the ISS. I think he should be allowed to marry the mannequin.

08-09-10, 08:35 PM	#13
Castout Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Jakarta Posts: 4,794 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 6	He's lucky he chose a mannequin. There's a young man in Bali who chose a cow . . . . . caught and forced to marry the cow. http://www.scandasia.com/viewNews.ph...s&news_id=6505 __________________ My blog: http://exposingsingapore.wordpress.com/

08-09-10, 08:39 PM	#14
The Third Man Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	This thread would garnered more response if a member of the Catholic Church was involved. These un -aflicted persons are of no value.