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SteamWake

08-09-10 09:11 AM

Caught with his pants down...

Literally !

Quote:

Originally Posted by WSAZ News

KANAWHA COUNTY, W.Va. (WSAZ) -- A man is behind bars for committing "lewd acts" with a mannequin in a public park Sunday morning.

According to the Kanawha County Sheriff's Department, 61-year-old Eddie M. Campbell from Belle was caught at Booker T. Washington Memorial Park in Malden with his shirt off and his pants around his ankles.

http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/100232884.html

TLAM Strike

08-09-10 09:17 AM

I find it more shocking that there is a Booker T. Washington Memorial Park in Red Neck country... :hmmm:

SteamWake

08-09-10 09:35 AM

West Va. is a rather eclectic community all over the map from survivialist to ghetto fab and a few in between.

Check out the guys picture.. he looks like a Keebler Elf or something. :haha:

jumpy

08-09-10 10:04 AM

hehe, 'there's nowt so queer as folk' as my grandfather used to say.
On a similar note, I was travelling to a friends house recently, and by the side of the duel-carriageway, in one of those drainage overflow things with shrubs and small trees surrounding it, there was a bloke stood there, bollock naked, facing the road, having a tommy-tank... :o Still it's only about a five minute walk from the grange psychiatric ward of the general hospital, so I guess one of the crazies had escaped lol

AVGWarhawk

08-09-10 10:11 AM

Well, the mannequin was a cheap date. She did not say a darn thing all night but was agreeable to any of his wishes. Nothing wrong with that.

Once he is released there will be a shotgun wedding at the local court building.

:03:

Sailor Steve

08-09-10 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk (Post 1463281)

Once he is released there will be a shotgun wedding at the local court building.

:03:

Why? I don't think she's "in the family way". Did her father object?

AVGWarhawk

08-09-10 10:38 AM

Every wedding in that county is a shotgun wedding no matter the circumstances. It's tradition. :03:

TLAM Strike

08-09-10 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk (Post 1463302)

Every wedding in that county is a shotgun wedding no matter the circumstances. It's tradition. :03:

Some places its the law
#8 Down...

:O:

Sailor Steve

08-09-10 11:42 AM

Well, dog mah cats!

"Uncle Jed, Uncle Jed..."

The Third Man

08-09-10 12:13 PM

I'm embaressed for him.

frau kaleun

08-09-10 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve (Post 1463285)

Why? I don't think she's "in the family way".

Maybe he "liberated" her from the Maternity department.

The Third Man

08-09-10 01:10 PM

Wasn't there a film about a mannequin which comes to life and is the object of a young man's desire?

Life imitating fiction, is nothing new. Watch the sky and see the ISS.

I think he should be allowed to marry the mannequin.

Castout

08-09-10 08:35 PM

He's lucky he chose a mannequin.

There's a young man in Bali who chose a cow . . . . . caught and forced to marry the cow.

http://www.scandasia.com/viewNews.ph...s&news_id=6505

The Third Man

08-09-10 08:39 PM

This thread would garnered more response if a member of the Catholic Church was involved.

These un -aflicted persons are of no value.

TLAM Strike

08-09-10 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Third Man (Post 1463401)

Wasn't there a film about a mannequin which comes to life and is the object of a young man's desire?

Maybe, I know there was a Dr. Who where the Mannequins came to life and tried to conquer the world... :hmmm:

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