You know what I hate?

Dowly · 06-08-10, 10:36 AM

Flies! I've had this one buggering me all weekend and now there's two more! So, I got three flies circling around me like: - Yo, Dowly! **** on the floor so we got something to nom nom! and I'm like: - No! **** off! and their all like: - Comee on, don't be lame! and I'm like: - Yeh, whatever, just wait till I go to the shop and get some RAID and their like: - Hah, you lazy ass can't be arsed to go there! and I'm like: - True true, but seriously go bug someone else. and they're like: - Nah and I'm like: - ****...

****ing hate those **********s.

Right, carry on.

krashkart · 06-08-10, 10:50 AM

Clean house often, Dowly?

Thomen · 06-08-10, 10:50 AM

When I was still living alone, I couldnt be bothered o get up either to kick some serious fly butt.
Instead, I used to shoot flies and mosquitoes with this:

Of course i didnt use paintballs for this..

Those yellow foam earplugs fit perfectly for this caliber..

Sailor Steve · 06-08-10, 10:55 AM

Wait until you have to go to store to buy food.

Buy flyswatter.

Swat flies.

No more flies.

AVGWarhawk · 06-08-10, 10:59 AM

Clean the house Dowly. I think we had a thread on this before.

Tchocky · 06-08-10, 11:30 AM

Flies are not so bad, not many get in. Being summertime, wasps and bees love to break in and bother me when i'm doing something important like IL-2.
Luckily, the cats find such insects absolutely delicious. Just pick one up and point it at buzzing intruder, works a treat!

FIREWALL · 06-08-10, 11:46 AM

Get yourself a can of fly repellant and... Spray yourself with it.

Or... Go take a shower.

Sailor Steve · 06-08-10, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FIREWALL

Or... Go take a shower.

Why do you always ask the impossible?

August · 06-08-10, 12:03 PM

Last summer we had a problem with flies in the house. Big fat ones kept appearing no matter how careful we were about keeping them from getting into the house.

Turns out a rabbit had snuck into the basement, probably during the move and expired under the oil tank and that's where the flies were coming from.

UnderseaLcpl · 06-08-10, 12:27 PM

Two words: Fly Tape. Bait it with scraps of soft food like cheese. You'll be rid of your flies in no time.

frau kaleun · 06-08-10, 12:36 PM

http://www.eurocosm.com/Application/...yc/flyc1GB.asp

HunterICX · 06-08-10, 12:36 PM

^

Now thats awesome!

HunterICX

Blacklight · 06-08-10, 01:27 PM

It could be worse. I once had a freakin' fly in my bedroom when I went to bed one summer night. It was bad enough hearing the thing buzzing around all night, but the worst part was that the !@#$%ing thing was OBSESSED with trying to land on and crawl into my EAR !!!

Dowly · 06-08-10, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blacklight

It could be worse. I once had a freakin' fly in my bedroom when I went to bed one summer night. It was bad enough hearing the thing buzzing around all night, but the worst part was that the !@#$%ing thing was OBSESSED with trying to land on and crawl into my EAR !!!

Well, my bedroom and livingroom are kinda mixed so.

Anywho, turned my big fan on and haven't seen them since.

Weiss Pinguin · 06-08-10, 01:34 PM

Pffft, bunch of pussies

Try living in south Texas during spring/summer, when one day of rain brings about two million mosquitoes. AND THEY GET EVERYWHERE. As one guide said when I visited a ranch, "Here in Texas we have 2 kinds of mosquitoes: the kind that flies through your screen door, and the kind that stops and opens it."

06-08-10, 10:36 AM	#1
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,052 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	You know what I hate? Flies! I've had this one buggering me all weekend and now there's two more! So, I got three flies circling around me like: - Yo, Dowly! ** on the floor so we got something to nom nom! and I'm like: - No! off! and their all like: - Comee on, don't be lame! and I'm like: - Yeh, whatever, just wait till I go to the shop and get some RAID and their like: - Hah, you lazy ass can't be arsed to go there! and I'm like: - True true, but seriously go bug someone else. and they're like: - Nah and I'm like: - ... ing hate those ********s. Right, carry on.

06-08-10, 10:50 AM	#2
krashkart Navy Seal Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 5,292 Downloads: 100 Uploads: 0	Clean house often, Dowly? __________________ sent from my fingertips using a cheap keyboard

06-08-10, 10:55 AM	#4
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Wait until you have to go to store to buy food. Buy flyswatter. Swat flies. No more flies. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

06-08-10, 10:59 AM	#5
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,253 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Clean the house Dowly. I think we had a thread on this before. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

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Tchocky Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 5,874 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	Flies are not so bad, not many get in. Being summertime, wasps and bees love to break in and bother me when i'm doing something important like IL-2. Luckily, the cats find such insects absolutely delicious. Just pick one up and point it at buzzing intruder, works a treat! __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

06-08-10, 10:50 AM	#3
Thomen Ace of the Deep Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: West Virginia Posts: 1,207 Downloads: 14 Uploads: 0	When I was still living alone, I couldnt be bothered o get up either to kick some serious fly butt. Instead, I used to shoot flies and mosquitoes with this: Of course i didnt use paintballs for this.. Those yellow foam earplugs fit perfectly for this caliber..

06-08-10, 11:46 AM	#7
FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	Get yourself a can of fly repellant and... Spray yourself with it. Or... Go take a shower. __________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

06-08-10, 12:03 PM	#9
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,197 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Last summer we had a problem with flies in the house. Big fat ones kept appearing no matter how careful we were about keeping them from getting into the house. Turns out a rabbit had snuck into the basement, probably during the move and expired under the oil tank and that's where the flies were coming from. __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

06-08-10, 12:27 PM	#10
UnderseaLcpl Silent Hunter Join Date: May 2008 Location: Storming the beaches! Posts: 4,254 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Two words: Fly Tape. Bait it with scraps of soft food like cheese. You'll be rid of your flies in no time. __________________ I stole this sig from Task Force

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frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	http://www.eurocosm.com/Application/...yc/flyc1GB.asp

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HunterICX Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2006 Location: Malaga, España Posts: 10,750 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	^ Now thats awesome! HunterICX __________________

06-08-10, 01:27 PM	#13
Blacklight Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Connecticut Posts: 2,507 Downloads: 145 Uploads: 0	It could be worse. I once had a freakin' fly in my bedroom when I went to bed one summer night. It was bad enough hearing the thing buzzing around all night, but the worst part was that the !@#$%ing thing was OBSESSED with trying to land on and crawl into my EAR !!! __________________ Be my friend or be a mushroom cloud. "I am coming at you. You will explode in a couple of minutes !"

06-08-10, 01:34 PM	#15
Weiss Pinguin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Auburn, Alabama Posts: 3,333 Downloads: 101 Uploads: 0	Pffft, bunch of pussies Try living in south Texas during spring/summer, when one day of rain brings about two million mosquitoes. AND THEY GET EVERYWHERE. As one guide said when I visited a ranch, "Here in Texas we have 2 kinds of mosquitoes: the kind that flies through your screen door, and the kind that stops and opens it." __________________