You know what I hate?
 

Flies! I've had this one buggering me all weekend and now there's two more! So, I got three flies circling around me like: - Yo, Dowly! **** on the floor so we got something to nom nom! and I'm like: - No! **** off! and their all like: - Comee on, don't be lame! and I'm like: - Yeh, whatever, just wait till I go to the shop and get some RAID and their like: - Hah, you lazy ass can't be arsed to go there! and I'm like: - True true, but seriously go bug someone else. and they're like: - Nah and I'm like: - ****...

****ing hate those **********s.

Right, carry on.

:hmmm:

Clean house often, Dowly? :D

When I was still living alone, I couldnt be bothered o get up either to kick some serious fly butt.
Instead, I used to shoot flies and mosquitoes with this:

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w...sbas/33571.jpg

Of course i didnt use paintballs for this.. ;)

Those yellow foam earplugs fit perfectly for this caliber.. :D

Wait until you have to go to store to buy food.

Buy flyswatter.

Swat flies.

No more flies.

Clean the house Dowly. I think we had a thread on this before. :hmmm:

Flies are not so bad, not many get in. Being summertime, wasps and bees love to break in and bother me when i'm doing something important like IL-2.
Luckily, the cats find such insects absolutely delicious. Just pick one up and point it at buzzing intruder, works a treat!

Get yourself a can of fly repellant and... Spray yourself with it.

Or... Go take a shower. :har:

Why do you always ask the impossible?:rock:

Last summer we had a problem with flies in the house. Big fat ones kept appearing no matter how careful we were about keeping them from getting into the house.

Turns out a rabbit had snuck into the basement, probably during the move and expired under the oil tank and that's where the flies were coming from. :o

Two words: Fly Tape. Bait it with scraps of soft food like cheese. You'll be rid of your flies in no time. :know:

http://www.eurocosm.com/Application/.../Flyc/fly1.jpg

http://www.eurocosm.com/Application/...yc/flyc1GB.asp

^:yeah: Now thats awesome!

HunterICX

It could be worse. I once had a freakin' fly in my bedroom when I went to bed one summer night. It was bad enough hearing the thing buzzing around all night, but the worst part was that the !@#$%ing thing was OBSESSED with trying to land on and crawl into my EAR !!! :doh:

Well, my bedroom and livingroom are kinda mixed so. :O:

Anywho, turned my big fan on and haven't seen them since. :hmmm:

Pffft, bunch of pussies :p2: Try living in south Texas during spring/summer, when one day of rain brings about two million mosquitoes. AND THEY GET EVERYWHERE. As one guide said when I visited a ranch, "Here in Texas we have 2 kinds of mosquitoes: the kind that flies through your screen door, and the kind that stops and opens it."