Orders (BALZ)

Brag · 06-04-10, 02:36 PM

Doenitz finished signing a pile of orders, reached for the intercom button and said, “Let him in.”
“Let who in?” the secretary asked.
“Who was it who wanted in?”
“I don’t know who was who wanted in. There are several people waiting to see you. I guess they all want in.”
Doenitz sighed. “Alright, I´ll see them in alphabetical order.”
“I haven’t seen any alphabetical orders today. The courier from Berlin is not due ‘til eleven.”
“You don’t need alphabetical orders.”
“All right, mein Herr, I will send the first behind the second who is ahead of the queue and then the second who is ahead of the third.”
“ Ja ja, send him in.”
“Send who in?” The secretary asked.
“The man in front of the queue.”
The door opened and Doenitz blinked. He had never seen an officer with so many medals on his chest.
“Leutnant Balz reporting as ordered.” The man clicked his heels.
“Balz, what’s all that junk on your chest?”
Balz pointed with his index finger. “This one is the Glory to Balz medal, and this one is Balz The Hero of Labuan Medal and this—“
“Here, you will wear only Third Reich issued medals.”
“But, I don´t have any,” Balz protested.
“Tough luck. Remove that glittering junk.”
Doenitz picked up a folder. “Your boat, will be complete shortly. Here is your crew list.”
Balz took the folder, opened it and read:

Barnard Falz
Biernard Lutten
Boornard Bauer
Boernard Schlitz
Baurnard Holz
Beernard Morgenbau
Burgnard Appel
Basnard Rickenhoff
Bleahnard Strumpff
Braunard Kefpe . . .

frau kaleun · 06-04-10, 02:40 PM

Well, that looks promising.

Torp III · 06-04-10, 03:23 PM

Balz with a boat load of Bernards. This should be very interesting!

frau kaleun · 06-04-10, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Torp III

Balz with a boat load of Bernards. This should be very interesting!

Maybe this installment should be subtitled Onkel Karl's Revenge.

HW3 · 06-04-10, 03:29 PM

All he needs now is Socko as his 1WO.

Torp III · 06-04-10, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Maybe this installment should be subtitled Onkel Karl's Revenge.

Dang near sprayed my beer over the monitor on that one.

Rhodes · 06-04-10, 04:24 PM

Aahahahahahahahahaha

:ro tfl2:

One of a kind

!

Sailor Steve · 06-04-10, 07:38 PM

This is a good thing. No matter how many he shoots out the torpedo tubes, there will always be more to 'help'.

And don't forget his faithful original, Bernard the son of Dowly.

ryanglavin · 06-04-10, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by HW3

All he needs now is Socko as his 1WO.

SOCKO MURDERED SOCKMO!!! NOOOO!!!

Anyone still have links to those?

frau kaleun · 06-04-10, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

And don't forget his faithful original, Bernard the son of Dowly.

Nope, he's unavailable.

Officially they're saying he was captured and brainwashed into joining the US Army but rumor has it the Lion actually traded him to the Yanks for a signed 8x10 of Betty Grable and half a pack of Lucky Strikes.

And people think Drumbeat was the Kriegsmarine's first anti-American offensive.

Brag · 06-05-10, 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Nope, he's unavailable.

Officially they're saying he was captured and brainwashed into joining the US Army but rumor has it the Lion actually traded him to the Yanks for a signed 8x10 of Betty Grable and half a pack of Lucky Strikes.

And people think Drumbeat was the Kriegsmarine's first anti-American offensive.

Bwa, haha

papa_smurf · 06-05-10, 07:56 AM

One question - Do they come with teacozy's as standard?

Jimbuna · 06-05-10, 08:01 AM

Check the boats supplies...I have discovered an amazing item in the stores section

Brag · 06-07-10, 01:30 PM

Tea cozies make fine protectors for wine, brandy and champagne bottles

Jimbuna · 06-07-10, 01:59 PM

Nope, none of them....something of much more fundamental importance to the survival and nourishment of the boats crew

06-04-10, 02:36 PM	#1
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Orders (BALZ) Doenitz finished signing a pile of orders, reached for the intercom button and said, “Let him in.” “Let who in?” the secretary asked. “Who was it who wanted in?” “I don’t know who was who wanted in. There are several people waiting to see you. I guess they all want in.” Doenitz sighed. “Alright, I´ll see them in alphabetical order.” “I haven’t seen any alphabetical orders today. The courier from Berlin is not due ‘til eleven.” “You don’t need alphabetical orders.” “All right, mein Herr, I will send the first behind the second who is ahead of the queue and then the second who is ahead of the third.” “ Ja ja, send him in.” “Send who in?” The secretary asked. “The man in front of the queue.” The door opened and Doenitz blinked. He had never seen an officer with so many medals on his chest. “Leutnant Balz reporting as ordered.” The man clicked his heels. “Balz, what’s all that junk on your chest?” Balz pointed with his index finger. “This one is the Glory to Balz medal, and this one is Balz The Hero of Labuan Medal and this—“ “Here, you will wear only Third Reich issued medals.” “But, I don´t have any,” Balz protested. “Tough luck. Remove that glittering junk.” Doenitz picked up a folder. “Your boat, will be complete shortly. Here is your crew list.” Balz took the folder, opened it and read: Barnard Falz Biernard Lutten Boornard Bauer Boernard Schlitz Baurnard Holz Beernard Morgenbau Burgnard Appel Basnard Rickenhoff Bleahnard Strumpff Braunard Kefpe . . . __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

06-04-10, 03:23 PM	#3
Torp III Gunner Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Lost Posts: 94 Downloads: 94 Uploads: 0	Balz with a boat load of Bernards. This should be very interesting! __________________ "Patience is a virtue" Loose Lips Sink Ships

06-04-10, 03:29 PM	#5
HW3 Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Gresham Oregon Posts: 6,574 Downloads: 458 Uploads: 0	All he needs now is Socko as his 1WO. __________________ "Some ships are designed to sink...others require our assistance." Nathan Zelk

06-04-10, 04:24 PM	#7
Rhodes Silent Hunter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Figueira da Foz, Portugal Posts: 4,515 Downloads: 110 Uploads: 0	Aahahahahahahahahaha:ro tfl2: One of a kind! __________________ http://www.flickr.com/photos/16416646@N05/

06-04-10, 07:38 PM	#8
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	This is a good thing. No matter how many he shoots out the torpedo tubes, there will always be more to 'help'. And don't forget his faithful original, Bernard the son of Dowly. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

06-04-10, 02:40 PM	#2
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	Well, that looks promising.

06-05-10, 07:56 AM	#12
papa_smurf Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: High Peak, Derbyshire Posts: 2,851 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	One question - Do they come with teacozy's as standard? __________________

06-05-10, 08:01 AM	#13
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Check the boats supplies...I have discovered an amazing item in the stores section __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-07-10, 01:30 PM	#14
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Tea cozies make fine protectors for wine, brandy and champagne bottles __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

06-07-10, 01:59 PM	#15
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Nope, none of them....something of much more fundamental importance to the survival and nourishment of the boats crew __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!