Why Submarines are better than women

sonicninja · 12-03-09, 11:23 AM

A submarine will kill you quickly. A woman takes
her time.
Submarines like it done at all angles.
Submarines can be turned on easily anytime.
A submarine doesn't mind if you smoke, drink, tell
dirty jokes or cuss.
A submarine does not object to being rigged for dive.
Submarines come with manuals.
A submarine is built for going down
A submarine once down is quite willing to stay there
as long as you want.
Submarines are always in trim.
You can dive a submarine any time of the month.
Submarines don't whine unless something is really
wrong.
Submarines don't care how many other subs you
have sailed on.
Submarines don't come with in-laws.
When sailing, you and your submarine arrive at the
same time.
Submarines don't mind if you look at other submarines
or if you buy books and magazines about them.
Submarines don't complain if you sleep somewhere
else.
Submarines don't mind if you stop off for a few beers
on the way back.

ETR3(SS) · 12-03-09, 11:48 AM

Makes me miss the good ol days onboard my boat.

And well said, even for a limey.

Jimbuna · 12-03-09, 06:11 PM

A submarine is only better than a woman when it can 'go down' quicker

Shearwater · 12-03-09, 10:57 PM

Subs can be rigged for silent running.

mjs80 · 12-03-09, 11:11 PM

But you have to share a submarine with a hundred other men...

Reece · 12-03-09, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Shearwater

Subs can be rigged for silent running.

Blow that!!!

All ahead flank!!

ETR3(SS) · 12-03-09, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by mjs80

But you have to share a submarine with a hundred other men...

To be honest, I'd rather share a submarine with a hundred other men than a hundred women.

Reece · 12-03-09, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by ETR3(SS)

To be honest, I'd rather share a submarine with a hundred other men than a hundred women.

What if they were all ghay!!

frau kaleun · 12-04-09, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by ETR3(SS)

To be honest, I'd rather share a submarine with a hundred...men than a hundred women.

I feel exactly the same way.

ETR3(SS) · 12-04-09, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Reece

What if they were all ghay!!

It's not gay if it's underway.

Biggles · 12-04-09, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reece

What if they were all ghay!!

"Not that there's anything wrong with that..."

Jimbuna · 12-04-09, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Reece

What if they were all ghay!!

He'd sharp learn how to sleep with his back against a bulkhead

12-05-09, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

He'd sharp learn how to sleep with his back against a bulkhead

But then he'd wake up with a weird taste in his mouth!

Reece · 12-05-09, 02:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Rilder

But then he'd wake up with a weird taste in his mouth!

Pioneer · 12-05-09, 10:55 AM

A submarine will never leave you.

12-03-09, 11:23 AM	#1
sonicninja Watch Officer Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Periscope Depth Posts: 341 Downloads: 937 Uploads: 0	Why Submarines are better than women A submarine will kill you quickly. A woman takes her time. Submarines like it done at all angles. Submarines can be turned on easily anytime. A submarine doesn't mind if you smoke, drink, tell dirty jokes or cuss. A submarine does not object to being rigged for dive. Submarines come with manuals. A submarine is built for going down A submarine once down is quite willing to stay there as long as you want. Submarines are always in trim. You can dive a submarine any time of the month. Submarines don't whine unless something is really wrong. Submarines don't care how many other subs you have sailed on. Submarines don't come with in-laws. When sailing, you and your submarine arrive at the same time. Submarines don't mind if you look at other submarines or if you buy books and magazines about them. Submarines don't complain if you sleep somewhere else. Submarines don't mind if you stop off for a few beers on the way back.

12-03-09, 11:48 AM	#2
ETR3(SS) Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Between test depth and periscope depth Posts: 3,021 Downloads: 175 Uploads: 16	Makes me miss the good ol days onboard my boat. And well said, even for a limey. __________________ USS Kentucky SSBN 737 (G) Comms Div 2003-2006 Qualified 19 November 03 Yes I was really on a submarine.

12-03-09, 06:11 PM	#3
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,445 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	A submarine is only better than a woman when it can 'go down' quicker __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-03-09, 11:11 PM	#5
mjs80 Swabbie Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Finland Posts: 5 Downloads: 53 Uploads: 0	Consider But you have to share a submarine with a hundred other men...

12-05-09, 10:55 AM	#15
Pioneer Stinking drunk in Trinidad Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: AU in the USA Posts: 349 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	A submarine will never leave you. __________________ An AU writer marooned in the USA. The American Pioneer story continues @ www.grantmadden.com Latest publication: Chicken Soup for the Soul Angels and Miracles

12-03-09, 10:57 PM	#4
Shearwater Captain Join Date: May 2009 Location: SUBSIM Radio Room (kinda obvious, isn't it) Posts: 542 Downloads: 45 Uploads: 0	Subs can be rigged for silent running.