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sonicninja 12-03-09 11:23 AM
Why Submarines are better than women
 
  1. A submarine will kill you quickly. A woman takes
    her time.
  2. Submarines like it done at all angles.
  3. Submarines can be turned on easily anytime.
  4. A submarine doesn't mind if you smoke, drink, tell
    dirty jokes or cuss.
  5. A submarine does not object to being rigged for dive.
  6. Submarines come with manuals.
  7. A submarine is built for going down
  8. A submarine once down is quite willing to stay there
    as long as you want.
  9. Submarines are always in trim.
  10. You can dive a submarine any time of the month.
  11. Submarines don't whine unless something is really
    wrong.
  12. Submarines don't care how many other subs you
    have sailed on.
  13. Submarines don't come with in-laws.
  14. When sailing, you and your submarine arrive at the
    same time.
  15. Submarines don't mind if you look at other submarines
    or if you buy books and magazines about them.
  16. Submarines don't complain if you sleep somewhere
    else.
  17. Submarines don't mind if you stop off for a few beers
    on the way back.
:yep:

ETR3(SS) 12-03-09 11:48 AM
Makes me miss the good ol days onboard my boat.:arrgh!: And well said, even for a limey.:O:

Jimbuna 12-03-09 06:11 PM
A submarine is only better than a woman when it can 'go down' quicker :DL

Shearwater 12-03-09 10:57 PM
Subs can be rigged for silent running.

mjs80 12-03-09 11:11 PM
Consider
 
But you have to share a submarine with a hundred other men... :D

Reece 12-03-09 11:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shearwater (Post 1213367)
Subs can be rigged for silent running.
Blow that!!!:eek: All ahead flank!!:D

ETR3(SS) 12-03-09 11:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mjs80 (Post 1213369)
But you have to share a submarine with a hundred other men... :D
To be honest, I'd rather share a submarine with a hundred other men than a hundred women. :03::salute:

Reece 12-03-09 11:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ETR3(SS) (Post 1213376)
To be honest, I'd rather share a submarine with a hundred other men than a hundred women. :03::salute:
What if they were all ghay!!:haha:

frau kaleun 12-04-09 08:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ETR3(SS) (Post 1213376)
To be honest, I'd rather share a submarine with a hundred...men than a hundred women.
I feel exactly the same way.

ETR3(SS) 12-04-09 09:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Reece (Post 1213378)
What if they were all ghay!!:haha:
It's not gay if it's underway. :03:

Biggles 12-04-09 11:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Reece (Post 1213378)
What if they were all ghay!!:haha:
"Not that there's anything wrong with that..."
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/image...atsthedeal.jpg
:03:

Jimbuna 12-04-09 04:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Reece (Post 1213378)
What if they were all ghay!!:haha:
He'd sharp learn how to sleep with his back against a bulkhead :O:

Rilder 12-05-09 12:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jimbuna (Post 1213792)
He'd sharp learn how to sleep with his back against a bulkhead :O:
But then he'd wake up with a weird taste in his mouth! :rotfl2:

Reece 12-05-09 02:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rilder (Post 1213999)
But then he'd wake up with a weird taste in his mouth! :rotfl2:
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Pioneer 12-05-09 10:55 AM
A submarine will never leave you.


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