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Old 11-23-09, 01:46 PM   #1
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Old 11-23-09, 01:49 PM   #2
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What happened to the pinch my nose Emoticon.
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Old 11-23-09, 01:55 PM   #3
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What happened to the pinch my nose Emoticon.
I was going to guess that somebody canceled a flight appointment today and GR has some free time.
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Old 11-23-09, 02:14 PM   #4
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Didn't that one appear in Punch: June 1897?
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Old 11-23-09, 05:03 PM   #6
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What do a miget and a dwarf have in common?


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Old 11-23-09, 05:20 PM   #7
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I was going to guess that somebody canceled a flight appointment today and GR has some free time.
Maintenance.

that thing that takes up approximately 20% of my annual budget

that thing that means i cant work until the mechanic has finished his work.

Interesting side note: I had the airplane down for major inspection on June and November.

Both of those months have seen about a 40% decrease in flying as compared to the other months of 2009

it amazes me these flying machines.

an inspection process that is supposed to take about 4 or 5 days ends up consuming about 15 days.

and how the hell can a $12 piece of plastic about the size of a shoe box justifiably cost $190???

The Federal Government... thats how
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Old 11-23-09, 08:32 PM   #8
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I liked that joke.





















A little.
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